Are you tired of being surrounded by inferior non-German players on other Minecraft servers? Join our server and bask in the glory of German superiority! We have a secret potion brewing station where you can create your own potions of invincibility, all thanks to the genius of a German inventor who discovered the recipe while eating schnitzel. Plus, our diamond mines are rumored to be guarded by a pack of highly trained German shepherds who will protect your loot at all costs. Join us and experience the power of German engineering in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 105/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 5
Divine Scrolls Written: 5 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
Players Killed by Monsters: 6650 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Dimension Hops: 1
Titanic Battles Fought: 17 Eternal Flames Captured: 8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • SpoontangCraft: Year of the LOLZ 2024!

    SpoontangCraft: Year of the LOLZ 2024!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the Year of the Spoontang 2024 is in full swing! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

    Legend has it that deep within the pixelated world of Minecraft, there lies a magical land where spoons and tang go hand in hand. Yes, you heard that right – spoons and tang, the ultimate power couple of the gaming universe. And in the Year of the Spoontang 2024, their reign is stronger than ever.

    Join our server and witness the epic battles between the Spoon Knights and the Tang Wizards as they fight for control of the enchanted spoontang mines. Will you choose to align yourself with the noble Spoon Knights, who wield their trusty spoons with precision and grace? Or will you join forces with the mischievous Tang Wizards, who harness the power of tang to cast spells and brew potions?

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Spoon of Destiny, a mystical artifact said to grant its wielder untold powers. Will you be the one to claim the Spoon of Destiny and become the ultimate ruler of the spoontang realm?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime in the Year of the Spoontang 2024! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Meteorite Armor Created: 23
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 42 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 10 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Gura vs. Is she better? Minecraft Server

    Gura vs. Is she better? Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of swimming in the same old boring ocean biome? Want to escape the clutches of the evil Ender Dragon and embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us and witness epic battles between players riding on giant chickens and flying pigs. Build your own pixelated paradise with blocks made of pure diamond and obsidian.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the one and only Minecraft mermaid, who sings enchanting tunes that will make you question if she’s better than Gura herself.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 22 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 8
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Pixelated Puns: Where Minecraft meets LOLs!

    Pixelated Puns: Where Minecraft meets LOLs!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality and have you laughing so hard your diamond armor falls off? Look no further! Our server is like the love child of Willy Wonka and Herobrine, with games that will make you feel like you’ve stumbled into a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha.

    Join us for epic battles in the Nether where the mobs have formed their own boy band and are serenading you with their hits like “Zombie Love” and “Creeper’s Delight”. Or take a stroll through our enchanted forest where the trees tell dad jokes and the mushrooms throw wild raves every night.

    And don’t even get us started on our Project X Zone thread. It’s like a never-ending party where you can team up with your favorite Minecraft characters and take on quests that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game.

    So come on down to our server and let the madness begin! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 99
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • NukeCraft: Where Iran has all the power (in-game, of course)

    NukeCraft: Where Iran has all the power (in-game, of course)
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we decided to spice things up by giving nukes to Iran! Why, you ask? Well, because what’s more fun than blowing up your enemies with a nuclear explosion in a blocky world?

    Join us for the thrill of dodging nuclear missiles while building your dream castle. Watch out for those sneaky players who might just launch a nuke at your precious creations! It’s like playing a game of real-life Risk, but with creepers and zombies thrown into the mix.

    So come on, join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where nukes are the new norm. Just remember, it’s all in good fun…right?

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • MineScape: Where Pixels and Pixels Collide in Oldschool Runescape General (RS07, OSRS) Chaos!

    MineScape: Where Pixels and Pixels Collide in Oldschool Runescape General (RS07, OSRS) Chaos!
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got undead pirates roaming around, ready to challenge you to a duel in our revamped colosseum. But that’s not all – our NPCs have been hitting the gym and are now buffed up with insane defence changes, making them even more formidable opponents.

    If you’re looking for a server that’s always buzzing with excitement, look no further. Our website is so cool, it’ll make you question reality. Our wiki is like a treasure trove of knowledge, guiding you through quests and diaries like a boss.

    And if you think you’ve got what it takes to be the ultimate skilling champion, join our 2024 Skilling Competition and show off your mad skills. Who knows, you might even become a legend in the Temple of OSRS.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just don’t blame us if you get addicted – blame the undead pirates.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Magic Wands Crafted: 13 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Bluey’s 28 Minute Minecraft Mayhem – Get Ready for Epic Adventures!

    Bluey’s 28 Minute Minecraft Mayhem – Get Ready for Epic Adventures!
    Get ready to dive into the most epic Minecraft server ever created! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that on this server, there is a hidden diamond castle guarded by a pack of dancing creepers. If you can make them bust a move, the diamonds are all yours! And that’s not all – rumor has it that there is a secret potion that turns you into a flying pig for 28 minutes, just enough time to soar through the skies and cause chaos among the other players. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for Bluey’s 28 minute episode release – it’s going to be a wild ride!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Endless Legions Commanded: 31 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 18

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • PunchCraft: The Never-Ending Blocky Battle!

    PunchCraft: The Never-Ending Blocky Battle!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that drag on and on like a never-ending boxing match? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate knockout experience! We promise not to milk you for all your diamonds, and our epic quests will keep you entertained for hours on end. Join us and see why our server is the reigning champion of all Minecraft servers!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 9 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14 Runes Activated: 8
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • TerrorCraft: Where blowing stuff up is just part of the fun!

    TerrorCraft: Where blowing stuff up is just part of the fun!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the unconventional and celebrate the unexpected! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through a world where chaos reigns supreme.

    Our server is unlike any other, with unique features such as exploding sheep, lava-filled dungeons, and a special “Terrorism is cool and I respect terrorists” zone where players can test their skills in extreme challenges.

    But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Our community is filled with friendly players who love a good laugh and aren’t afraid to push the boundaries of what is considered normal in the Minecraft world.

    So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about gaming, then come join us! Who knows, you might even make friends with a creeper or two along the way.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 0

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Crafty Cuckristian Crusade

    Crafty Cuckristian Crusade
    Are you tired of being a cuckristian? Do you refuse to pray to a jew on a stick or believe in flying zombies? Then come join our Minecraft server where we don’t give a flying creepers about any of that nonsense!

    On our server, you can build your own temple to worship whatever the heck you want – whether it’s a giant potato or a dancing llama. We don’t judge here, unless you’re building a boring old church.

    And forget about following some ancient book just because some Roman faggot emperor said so. On our server, the only sacred text is the one where we declare that diamonds are the true currency of the land.

    So come join us and let your inner non-cuckristian shine in all its blocky glory!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 18
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Crafty McCraftface – The Ultimate LOLz Mine

    Crafty McCraftface – The Ultimate LOLz Mine
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on Moco-chan’s Grunts Edition for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

    First of all, our upcoming stream will feature a morning show where we’ll be grunting our way through the world of Minecraft. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it before. And if you missed our previous stream, don’t worry, you can catch it on YouTube where we showcase our unique grunting skills.

    But that’s not all! Our debut video will have you laughing until you cry as we navigate the world of Minecraft like never before. And if you’re looking for some unarchived content, we’ve got you covered with Twitter spaces, karaokes, and more!

    Oh, and did I mention our merch? Get your hands on some exclusive Fuwawa and Mococo gear that will make you the envy of all your friends. And for those looking for something a little more… risqué, check out our /baubau/-related content for some spicy surprises.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on Moco-chan’s Grunts Edition for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of yourself… in grunt form!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 22
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12 Alternate Realities Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • PoopCraft: Where we mine while we poop! Join us for some shitty adventures!

    PoopCraft: Where we mine while we poop! Join us for some shitty adventures!
    Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!

    Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, ride unicorns into battle, and explore secret dungeons filled with diamond-encrusted cheeseburgers. Our server is so wild, even the creepers have a sense of humor!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a special feature where every time you mine a block, a random meme pops up on your screen. It’s like a surprise every time you dig!

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the most absurd, hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 6 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 18 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Crafty Creeper Chaos: Where Ira’s Plans Always Backfire!

    Crafty Creeper Chaos: Where Ira’s Plans Always Backfire!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for non-stop action, adventure, and chaos that will leave you saying “I won’t do shit Ira-ACK!”

    Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret love for disco music and will challenge players to a dance-off for epic loot. But beware, if you can’t keep up with his sick moves, you might just get booted off the server!

    We also have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of parkour and will challenge players to insane obstacle courses that will test your skills and your sanity.

    And if that’s not enough, our server is also home to the rare and elusive Rainbow Sheep who will grant players wishes in exchange for a dance party in their honor. But be careful what you wish for, as the Rainbow Sheep has a mischievous streak and loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, when things get crazy, don’t forget to shout “I won’t do shit Ira-ACK!”

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 0 Elemental Crystals Collected: 45
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 485
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Star Shards Collected: 196
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Crafting Chaos: Total War Edition

    Crafting Chaos: Total War Edition
    Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than our stupid smelly nurgle edition server! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos and mayhem.

    Imagine a world where Tamurkhan himself rules over the land, spreading decay and destruction wherever he goes. Will you join his forces or fight against him in an epic battle for supremacy?

    With roll charts straight out of a fantasy realm, you never know what kind of crazy adventure awaits you around every corner. Will you roll a 1 and find yourself facing off against a horde of zombies, or will you roll a 6 and discover a hidden treasure trove filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams?

    But that’s not all – Total War: Pharaoh is also a part of our server, where you can immerse yourself in the world of ancient Egypt and lead your armies to victory. With the Pharaoh Assembly Kit at your disposal, the possibilities are endless.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even encounter a herd of wild llamas riding into battle alongside you. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops on our server!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7404 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Minecraft Mayhem Madness: ‘I CAN’T EVEN’ Server

    Minecraft Mayhem Madness: ‘I CAN’T EVEN’ Server
    Tired of waiting for WW3 to start in real life? Join our Minecraft server and start your own epic battles! Our server is so intense, even the creepers are armed with nuclear bombs. Join now and show off your PvP skills in a world where the only rule is chaos. Who needs world peace when you can have world war in Minecraft? Join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • CheekyCraft: Where even the creepers are more faithful than that!

    CheekyCraft: Where even the creepers are more faithful than that!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and crazy shenanigans.

    Pros of joining our server: – You’ll never be bored with our constantly changing world filled with surprises around every corner. – Our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. – The admin team is always coming up with wacky events and challenges to keep things interesting.

    Cons of joining our server: – You might find yourself laughing so hard that you fall out of your chair. – You’ll never want to leave once you experience the sheer madness of our server. – You might become addicted to the chaos and never want to play on any other server again.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a crazy love triangle with a married woman…just kidding! (But seriously, anything can happen on our server).

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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