yo yo yo come join our crazy minecraft server where we have more drama than a kosher supermarket knife attacker dodging prison time! we got mobs more wild than a pack of angry shoppers fighting over the last challah bread. build your own fortress and defend it from crazier attacks than a dude with a knife in a kosher supermarket. join now for a wild ride that will leave you laughing harder than a creeper explosion!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 93/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Crops Grown: 8044
Epic Shields Constructed: 11 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 32
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 11

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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