yo yo yo come join our crazy minecraft server where we have more drama than a kosher supermarket knife attacker dodging prison time! we got mobs more wild than a pack of angry shoppers fighting over the last challah bread. build your own fortress and defend it from crazier attacks than a dude with a knife in a kosher supermarket. join now for a wild ride that will leave you laughing harder than a creeper explosion!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 99/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
Mineshafts Explored: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
Evil Twin Fights: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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