KINO’s Holy Shitshow Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! This server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low in excitement.

Join us for some wild adventures, like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens or building a roller coaster that goes straight to the Nether.

Our moderators are like mythical creatures, always ready to grant your wildest wishes (as long as those wishes involve building epic structures and not, like, unlimited diamonds or something).

And don’t even get me started on our community events. Last week, we had a massive dance party in the End dimension and even the Ender Dragon showed up to bust a move.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this holy fucking KINO of a Minecraft server and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Magic Items Found:	3185
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Towns Built:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

GodlessCraft: Where Your Deity Goes Missing in Action!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our server is where chaos reigns supreme!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild zombie pigs while trying to build your dream castle. Or how about participating in our weekly “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most blocks in the most creative way possible?

And if you’re feeling brave, try your luck in our “Haunted Mineshaft” where the ghosts of past players roam and try to steal your diamonds. But hey, who needs diamonds when you can trade with our resident talking llamas who only accept emeralds as payment?

So come on, join us on our server and see if you can survive the madness. Remember, on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Star Shards Collected:	206
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

BoomerCraft: Where age is just a number! Join now and show those youngins how it’s done!

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Are you tired of boring old servers with strict rules about age limits? Well, look no further because on our server, the only age limit is how old you feel in your heart! We’ve had players as old as 100 rocking it in our virtual world, proving that age is just a number when it comes to Minecraft.

Join us and embark on epic quests with players who have seen it all and still have the energy to mine diamonds like a pro. Our community of seasoned gamers will show you the ropes and teach you the ancient art of crafting with a side of wisdom and humor.

So come on, don’t let society dictate how old is too old for gaming. Join our server and let your inner child run wild in a world where age is just a silly concept. Let’s show the world that you’re never too old to build a pixelated empire!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CheekyCraft: Where even the creepers are into cuckolding! Join us for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft!

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Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a server that really spices things up? Look no further! Our server is perfect for all you newly minted cuckolds out there.

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns as you navigate through a world where anything goes. Build your own cuckoo clock tower, mine for cuckoo eggs, and even participate in our weekly cuckoo costume contests.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Cuckoo King, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of new recruits. Will you be the one to catch his eye and earn a coveted spot in his cuckoo army?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s truly cuckoo for cuckolding, look no further. Join us today and let the cuckoo madness begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Blocky Blunders: Tel Aviv Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a nuke hitting Tel Aviv? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’ll blow your mind (but hopefully not literally like that nuke). Join us for crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even some unexpected explosions (just kidding…hopefully). Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and see if you can survive the madness!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

SmugCraft: Where Even the Creepers Are Smugger Than You

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the pigs ride around on flying llamas and the creepers wear top hats and monocles.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Smug Motherfucker, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a build battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a dip in our lava-filled swimming pool or try your luck at our parkour course that’s suspended in the sky? Just make sure to bring your diamond armor and a bucket of water, because things tend to get a little… explosive.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to watch out for the Smug Motherfucker – he’s always watching.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

NormalCraft: Where low self esteem meets sissy fetishes in a hilarious Minecraft world!

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Are you tired of being a sissy in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and let your inner warrior come out to play. Our virtual world will help you shed that sissy image and become the alpha you were always meant to be. No more low self-esteem, just epic adventures and endless possibilities. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to sissydom forever!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Void Armor Forged:	21	Crops Grown:	1070

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Region Rumble: Where Similarity is Questioned!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where every region looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, you can explore crazy and wacky regions that will blow your mind! From a land made entirely of candy to a volcano filled with lava that flows like chocolate, you’ll never get bored of exploring our unique and diverse world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Join our server and you might even get the chance to challenge the Chicken King to a dance-off for the ultimate prize of a diamond-encrusted feather boa.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dimension Hops:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Secret Passages Found:	8
Potions Brewed:	54	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

DepressedCraft: Where even the creepers are feeling down about blowing up!

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Are you tired of feeling like a failure like Sayu? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can be a total success! Join us and leave all your worries behind as you build, mine, and craft your way to greatness.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with the ability to speak to animals in the game. Imagine having deep conversations with a cow or getting fashion advice from a sheep. The possibilities are endless!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken. Yes, you read that right. This chicken lays diamonds instead of eggs, making you the richest player in the game. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living your best Minecraft life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Dragon Scales Harvested:	121
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Farms Harvested:	563
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Arthur’s Minecraft Adventures: No Romance Allowed

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where Mary-Beth will warn you about being with any other Mary, Karen will lean in close after a tragic death, and Sadie will declare you the best man she’s ever known (move over, dead husband!). And if you’re lucky, you might even hear Arthur drunkenly profess his love for you. Plus, we have a cabin widow who Arthur taught how to survive, and a used “cunt” who doesn’t respect anyone. Join now for all the wild drama and unexpected declarations of love!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CraftyFalcons – Where Minecraft meets Falcom fanatics! #1841

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of friendly creepers start dancing around you, dropping emeralds like it’s nobody’s business. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is filled with wacky surprises at every corner.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive content like the “Ys Memoire: The Oath in Felghana English patch” where you can experience a whole new world of adventure. And don’t even get us started on the “Kuro Translation” and “Kuro 2 Translation” – it’s like playing a whole new game!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and flying pigs. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

HappyCraft: The Server Where You Can’t Just Be Happy With Having Everything

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Join our Minecraft server and become the richest player in the game! Forget about hobbies and spending money on things you enjoy, because on our server, it’s all about building wealth and flexing on everyone else. Who needs friends when you can have stacks of virtual diamonds? Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghost who will only reveal the location of the ultimate treasure to the wealthiest player. Will you be the one to uncover the riches and become the ultimate Minecraft tycoon? Join now and start your journey to virtual riches!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Falling into the Void:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Pixelmon Pals: Gotta Catch ‘Em All in 2023!

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Oh my Notch, have you heard about Sandwich-chan?! This server is the ONLY place where you can interact with this totally legit new Minecraft character. Legend has it that Sandwich-chan is a magical sandwich that grants you infinite hunger and the ability to build with blocks made of cheese. Join now to be the first to befriend Sandwich-chan and unlock the secrets of the sandwich dimension! Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness on any other server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the sandwich adventures begin! 🥪🧀🤪

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Blocktopia Bonanza: The Duolicious Adventure

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where finding your perfect mining buddy is as easy as answering a few questions! But wait, we know that sometimes the system can be a bit wonky. That’s why we’ve added a search engine feature that will automatically add more girls to your recommended list if you happen to skip an “ugly” one. Because who wants to mine with someone who doesn’t meet your standards, right?

So come join us and find your perfect partner in crime for all your block-breaking adventures. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate along the way. Don’t settle for just a random handful of players, come to our server where we make sure you find the perfect match every time. Happy mining!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	94
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Crafty Memes & Pixel Dreams: The Uber Drawthread Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the robots have taken over and clussy is the currency of choice! Join us for a wild ride through a world where AI-generated deliveries are the norm and vtuber references abound.

Need a break from the real world? Come hang out with us and immerse yourself in a virtual realm where anything is possible. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious dungeons, or just chill with your fellow clussy enthusiasts.

But beware, the clussy economy is volatile and the robot overlords are always watching. Will you rise to the top and become the clussy kingpin, or will you fall victim to a glitch in the system?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this absurd adventure and see where the clussy takes you. Just remember, don’t feed the robots after midnight!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7725	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Emeralds Found:	8535
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Blocky Heroes: Minecraft Edition – The Ultimate Overwatch Parody Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Nether? Look no further, because our server is the new face of Overwatch! Why join us, you ask? Well, for starters, our admins are actually trained ninjas who can build a castle in under 10 seconds. And rumor has it, our players have tamed creepers as pets and ride them into battle like badass warriors. So, if you want to be part of a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional Ender Dragon attack), then come join us and say goodbye to boring old servers. Oh, and did we mention our secret underground disco party every Saturday night? Yeah, we’re kind of a big deal.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Enchantments Applied:	281	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.