Are you tired of dealing with creepy customers at your job? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing getting touched inappropriately is the pixels on your screen! Our server is a safe space free of harassment and full of fun adventures.

Forget about rude customers and clueless managers, on our server, you’re the boss! No one will tell you to “stand normally” or question your taste in drinks. Plus, we have a zero-tolerance policy for kink shaming – unless your kink is building giant statues of chickens, then we might have to have a chat.

Join us today and leave the drama at the door. Who needs a job at a restaurant when you can have a blast on our server? Build, explore, and laugh your way through our virtual world. And remember, on our server, everyone is “fuckable” – as long as they’re a blocky character in the game!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 8490
Meteorites Collected: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 12 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP

    OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of 2024! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the most insane challenges and quests, all while wearing top hats and monocles.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to some sick beats.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges you to a dance-off before you can claim your riches.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Alien Abductions: 0
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 11 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer

    MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where we promise no step-parent drama! Join us and leave all your “adult” problems behind.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about calling anyone other than your in-game buddies your parents. We understand that family dynamics can be complicated, so we keep it simple by focusing on building epic structures and battling mobs.

    Join now and experience the freedom of not having to choose between calling someone your parent or just an adult. Our server is all about fun and games, not family therapy sessions. So come on in and let’s play Minecraft like it’s meant to be played – without any step-family drama!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 17 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • NoGirlLeftBehindMC

    NoGirlLeftBehindMC
    Are you tired of dealing with drama llamas in your friend group? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real-life chaos! We promise no Tiffany’s allowed, especially if they show up late and forget to bring gifts for the “real couples.” Our virtual world is drama-free and full of adventure. Plus, we won’t judge your pregnancy announcement or ask if it was an accident. So come join us and leave the real-world craziness behind!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 9 Wyrmholes Dug: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • DumbGeniusMC SMP

    DumbGeniusMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild! We have a special area called the “Dunce Corner” where all the self-proclaimed geniuses are sent to build their own little world of delusions. Watch as they try to outsmart each other with their ridiculous builds and over-the-top grandeur. Who will be crowned the king of the Dunce Corner? Join now and find out!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 22
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Billionaire or Bust

    Billionaire or Bust
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win not just a million dollars, but a BILLION dollars! That’s right, we’ve rigged the system so you have a 50/50 shot at becoming a billionaire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Just imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of cash!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that grant you three wishes each. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely of emerald blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless when you’re rolling in virtual dough.

    So why settle for mediocrity when you can take a chance at becoming the richest player in Minecraft history? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with riches, dragons, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • PagerWar Minecraft Server

    PagerWar Minecraft Server
    OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the wildest party in Minecraft history! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Hezbollah leader said our pager attacks were a declaration of war! That’s right, we’re so hardcore that even world leaders are taking notice. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they’re always trying to steal our diamonds.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 13
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • CraftyPrideLand

    CraftyPrideLand
    OMG u guys u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow sheep giving out diamonds, and a secret underground club where all the mobs party together!

    But wait, there’s more! we also have a portal that takes u to a dimension where u can ride on giant rainbow slugs and battle evil gummy bears. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn parade goes through the server, giving out enchanted armor and weapons to all players.

    And get this, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, u’ll unlock special powers that let u fly without wings and breathe underwater like a fish.

    So come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the fun never ends! Just watch out for the evil parliament passing anti-LGBTQ+ laws, they might try to ban all the unicorns and rainbows!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Void Armor Forged: 30
    Love Letters Sent: 15 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land

    Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land
    so u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? bro, let me tell u, dis place is like da gut-brain axis of da gaming world. we got all da coolest mods and plugins to make ur brain explode with excitement.

    imagine a world where u can ride on giant flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. dat’s what dis server is all about, baby.

    not only dat, but we also have a secret potion dat can make u invincible for 69 hours straight. yeah, u heard me right. 69 hours of pure, unadulterated power.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat farts diamonds? yep, u can thank me later.

    so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most mind-blowing, gut-brain axis adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Dingo Den Junior High School

    Dingo Den Junior High School

    Our Story Founded by passionate Minecraft players, Dingo Den SMP was built with the idea of fostering a tight-knit, welcoming community where creativity and collaboration thrive. What started as a small group of friends sharing adventures has grown into a dynamic server full of unique builds, exciting gameplay, and a player-first approach.

    Our goal is simple: to provide a survival multiplayer experience that remains true to Minecraft’s roots while adding new layers of excitement and customization through carefully curated plugins, community-driven events, and a fair economy. We focus on fairness, fun, and friendship, and we believe every player, whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, can find a place in our world.

    WE ARE ACTIVELY LOOKING FOR STAFF

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7770 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 10

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Gotrix Network

    Gotrix Network

    Welcome to Gotrix Network!

    Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on our server, running on version 1.20+! Choose your path with exciting gamemodes such as: Survival, SkyBlock, SkyGens and KitPvP.

    As a Cracked Server, everyone can join — no minecraft purchase required! We also enforce a strict no-cheating policy to ensure a fair play environment. Join Gotrix Network today and dive into the fun!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Chimeras Created: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 211 Meteorite Armor Created: 13
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 6
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server

    YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. It all started when this crazy bitch’s va decided to peace out to the states because her husband wanted to become a professional wrestler. Can you believe it? But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama and excitement to make up for her absence. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that is as wild as it gets. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness on our Minecraft server today!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Falling into the Void: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Villages Defended: 19
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Felix Space Minecraft SMP

    Felix Space Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our founder, Felix. Legend has it that he once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And that’s just a regular Tuesday for him!

    Join our server if you want to witness pigs flying, villagers breakdancing, and chickens laying diamonds. Our community is filled with players who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where you can find the rarest loot in the game – enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a dragon!

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join Felix sex today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pickaxe, because you never know when you’ll need to mine your way out of a sticky situation.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Runes Activated: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 22
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • NoPower Minecraft Server

    NoPower Minecraft Server
    Join our wacky Minecraft server where we embrace the chaos of no electricity! Our players have vowed to fast from electricity while playing, so expect no digital displays, no phones, and definitely no TV screens in sight. Navigation skills are also put to the test, as players must find their way to our server without any help from GPS or maps – prepare to be fashionably late!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the mobs have decided to join in on the fun. You’ll encounter creepers with candles instead of TNT, zombies trying to read books in the dark, and skeletons using glow-in-the-dark arrows. It’s a party like no other, and you’re invited to join in on the madness.

    So come on over and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft without electricity – who needs redstone contraptions when you have the power of imagination (and a few torches)? Don’t miss out on this electrifyingly absurd adventure!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11
    Magic Items Found: 7946 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 30 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • AutisticSisRageCraft

    AutisticSisRageCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of dealing with family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of sibling rivalry and unexpected guests taking over your virtual apartment.

    Experience the thrill of trying to plan a cabin trip with your sister and her new girlfriend, while also dealing with her constantly blaming her actions on her “overwhelming autism.” Will you be able to navigate through the chaos and still have a good time? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

    And don’t worry about rushing your sister to make important decisions, because on our server, we understand that her autism makes her immune to deadlines. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the drama unfold as you try to maintain your sanity in the midst of it all.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to join a server where family dynamics are taken to a whole new level – join us today for a gaming experience like no other!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Crops Grown: 4068
    Ether Blades Crafted: 20 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Farms Harvested: 254
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 14
    Buildings Constructed: 45 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • LieCorp Inc. Minecraft SMP

    LieCorp Inc. Minecraft SMP
    Tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you diamonds but only give you dirt? Look no further, because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate in virtual chaos and hilarity!

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama wearing a Minecraft skin. Don’t believe us? Just try to shear one of them and see what happens!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they’ll reward you with a chest full of enchanted golden apples.

    So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you could be hanging out with llamas and partying with creepers? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 25 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 15 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 11 Legendary Items Repaired: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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