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| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 4613 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
so, like, ukraine is all like, yo, north koreans might have like, dipped out of the frontline or whatever. but like, who even knows, man? maybe they got lost in a mine shaft or something. but like, if you wanna avoid all that drama and just have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamond mines are filled with enchanted pickaxes and golden apples. so, like, why bother with real life drama when you can just chill with us and build a castle made out of cheese? come join us, bro, it’s gonna be a wild ride!
