come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean soldiers fighting in ukraine for some reason lol like what even is that??? but hey it makes for some crazy pvp battles so come join us for some wild and wacky fun! plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold guarded by a gang of ninja llamas. yea, you heard that right, ninja llamas. so come on over and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane world of chaos and mayhem!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 104/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 21 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
Dragon Eggs Found: 6928 Alien Abductions: 0
Cozy Campfires Lit: 13 Holy Grails Found: 5
Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • BabysitCraft or TeenSitterCraft

    BabysitCraft or TeenSitterCraft
    Looking for a wild Minecraft server to join? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even leaving your kids alone for a date night won’t compare to the thrill of playing on our server!

    Join us and experience the adrenaline rush of exploring new worlds and building epic structures. Who needs a babysitter when you can have a blast on our server instead? Plus, we have a built-in ring doorbell camera feature to keep an eye on your kids while you game.

    Forget about judgmental exes, on our server, you’re the coolest mom in the world for taking some time for yourself. So come on, join us and let’s game like there’s no tomorrow! Just make sure to ask your kids to keep it down while you conquer the virtual world.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20 Dimension Hops: 7
    Villages Defended: 10 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 16 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • CreeperGang Minecraft SMP

    CreeperGang Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only crime is stealing someone’s diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to break the rules!

    We’ve got players regularly committing illegal activities such as building houses out of TNT, creating secret underground bunkers filled with stolen sheep, and even organizing a black market for trading enchanted golden apples.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous “Diamond Bandits” gang, who roam the land stealing from unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or try to take them down? The choice is yours!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and embrace your inner criminal mastermind. Just don’t let the admins catch you… 😉🚓💎 #MinecraftMischief #JoinTheDarkSide

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • NeverAgainCraft

    NeverAgainCraft
    Have you ever tried skydiving into a pool of lava while riding a pig in Minecraft? Yeah, neither have we, but on our server, anything is possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave once you experience the sheer madness that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Dive headfirst into the chaos and join us today!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 21
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 140

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • RocketRaiders Minecraft Server

    RocketRaiders Minecraft Server
    LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE HEZBOLLAH WILL LAUNCH ROCKETS AT YOU TOO HAHAHA. BUT SERIOUSLY, WE GOT DIAMONDS GALORE AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE. PLUS, OUR MODS ARE SO COOL THEY CAN MAKE YOUR CHARACTER FLY LIKE A CHICKEN. SO COME ON AND JOIN US BEFORE HEZBOLLAH TAKES OVER THE WHOLE SERVER AND MAKES EVERYONE BUILD BUNKERS. LET’S BUILD SOME EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHT OFF THE BAD GUYS TOGETHER. SEE YOU THERE, OR ELSE!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Potions Brewed: 139
    Alien Abductions: 0 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Holy Grails Found: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • MayhemCraftUK

    MayhemCraftUK
    So, like, this server is like, the craziest place to be, man. It’s like, Russia meets Minecraft, but without all the spy stuff, ya know? MI5 is like, freaking out because we’re causing mayhem on the UK streets…in Minecraft. Join us for some wild adventures, like riding polar bears through London or building giant vodka bottles in the middle of Buckingham Palace. It’s a total riot, bro. So come on, join the chaos and let’s show MI5 who’s boss!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 281 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Coffin Wood Tree Farm

    Coffin Wood Tree Farm
    Yo, have you ever thought about the fact that there’s a tree out there just waiting to make your coffin? Well, forget about all that depressing stuff and come join our Minecraft server instead! This server is so lit, even that tree would want to join if it could!

    We got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes (okay maybe not that last one, but wouldn’t that be hilarious?). Our server is like a magical land where anything is possible, even if it defies all logic and reason.

    And get this – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. They throw the sickest parties every night, and you’re invited to join in on the fun! Just watch out for the zombie DJs, they tend to drop some killer beats (literally).

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who needs a tree making your coffin when you can be partying with breakdancing villagers instead? Let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 15 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17
    Alien Abductions: 0 Treasure Maps Found: 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • CoughCraft: Salty Solutions

    CoughCraft: Salty Solutions
    So like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, you start coughing like crazy. But don’t worry, because on our server, we have a special potion that can cure chronic coughs! Just inhale some alkaline salts and BAM, no more annoying coughing fits while you’re trying to play. Plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget you ever had a cough in the first place. Join us now for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Void Armor Forged: 19 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 13 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 10 Evil Lairs Raided: 6

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee 100% white blocks and 0% political drama! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and were immediately greeted by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep chanting “DEI! DEI! DEI!” But fear not, for our server is a safe haven from all that nonsense. We believe in building, crafting, and having a good ol’ time without any woke screeching ruining the fun.

    So come join us and experience a world where the only colors you’ll see are the ones you choose to build with. No political agendas here, just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Crystal Wands Charged: 10
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2451 Ether Blades Crafted: 19
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • ””B r i t M i n e c r a f t S M P””

    ””B r i t  M i n e c r a f t  S M P””
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because dominos edish is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and a secret underground rollercoaster that only the bravest adventurers can find.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a feathered ruler who demands tribute in the form of golden carrots and diamond-studded eggs. Will you bow down to his clucky majesty or challenge him to a dance-off for the title of Poultry Prince?

    If you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a box of exploding kittens, then dominos edish is the place for you. Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Falling into the Void: 0 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 32
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 10
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • MoodBoost SMP – Minecraft SMP

    MoodBoost SMP – Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of punching trees for hours on end! Our server is filled with wacky characters and crazy adventures just waiting for you to join in on the fun. Need a break from the real world? Come build a giant toilet house with us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the mobs are the DJs. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate blocky master builder!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Farms Harvested: 691 Twisted Realms Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • CraftyTime Travel: Don’t dig straight down!

    CraftyTime Travel: Don’t dig straight down!
    Hey there past self! Guess what? In 5 years, you’ll stumble upon the most epic Minecraft server ever created. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds with their hooves. Yes, you read that right. LLAMAS.

    2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the most skilled players can find. Dance your blocky butt off to the sickest beats while dodging creepers and skeletons.

    3. Rumor has it that if you find the mystical diamond chicken hidden somewhere in the server, your luck in the game will increase tenfold. Plus, the chicken lays diamond eggs. Who wouldn’t want that?

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Your past self will thank you for it!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 18 Void Armor Forged: 19
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Mate Value Power Play

    Mate Value Power Play
    come join our minecraft server, where you can be the ultimate power player and have all the ladies (or dudes) swooning over you! we have magical powers that will make you feel like a god among mere mortals. you’ll be so irresistible that everyone will be lining up to be your minecraft bae.

    our server is so lit that even if you already have a minecraft partner, you’ll be tempted to stray because you’ll feel like you deserve someone even better. it’s like a soap opera drama unfolding right before your very eyes, but in blocky pixel form.

    so come on over and experience the thrill of being the most desired player on the server. who needs loyalty when you can have all the options in the world? join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your heart broken).

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Zombie Dances: 6
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • What are Minecraft servers like Onxy Middle School ?

    What are Minecraft servers like Onxy Middle School
?
    Some similar Minecraft servers to Onxy Middle School include: 1. DiamondCraft – A server focused on community building and team activities, with a strong emphasis on player collaboration and friendly competition. 2. EmeraldPVP – A PvP-focused server with unique gameplay elements and events, perfect for players who enjoy a mix of strategy and combat. 3. SapphireSurvival – A survival server with a strong emphasis on building and exploration, offering players the opportunity to create their own adventures in a vast and immersive world. 4. RubyRealm – A server that combines elements of survival, PvP, and roleplaying, offering a diverse range of gameplay experiences for players of all interests. 5. TopazTown – A family-friendly server with a focus on creativity and community, perfect for players looking for a welcoming and supportive environment to play in.

    Each of these servers offers a unique and engaging experience, similar to that of Onxy Middle School . Explore them today and find your new favorite Minecraft server!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Ether Blades Crafted: 13 Epic Battles Fought: 17
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 122

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Catastrophe Craft Minecraft Server

    Catastrophe Craft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Join us for the chance to encounter the infamous Moroccan aliens who have escaped from the asylum room at Madrid airport. Will you be able to survive their unpredictable antics and outsmart them in the wild world of Minecraft?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own llama mafia. Will you be able to gain their trust and join their ranks, or will you fall victim to their ruthless llama justice?

    And if that wasn’t enough, rumor has it that there is a hidden portal to a dimension filled with dancing creepers who have perfected the art of breakdancing. Will you be brave enough to venture into this strange world and challenge the creepers to a dance-off?

    Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Moroccan aliens and keep an eye out for any llamas wearing sunglasses. Good luck, adventurer!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Meteorite Armor Created: 25 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Crops Grown: 4584

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • NijiEN SMP – Nijisanji EN Shenanigans

    NijiEN SMP – Nijisanji EN Shenanigans
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride with Nijisanji EN YouTubers like Petra Gurin, who once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle, or LazuLight, where Elira Pendora and Finana Ryugu built a rollercoaster that goes straight into the Nether!

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into the chaos of OBSYDIA, where Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin have a rivalry so intense, they once had a build-off that ended in a TNT explosion! Or explore the magical world of Ethyria, where Millie Parfait, Enna Alouette, and Reimu Endou once summoned a dragon just for fun!

    And that’s not all! Join Luxiem for a chance to witness Luca Kaneshiro, Shu Yamino, Ike Eveland, and Vox Akuma attempt to build a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started dancing! Or head over to Noctyx, where Sonny Brisko, Uki Violeta, Alban Knox, and Fulgur Ovid once pranked the entire server by turning everything upside down!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the madness! Just remember to ignore the bait, shitposting, and falseflaggers – unless they’re offering free diamonds, of course.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 5679 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Dimension Hops: 12
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Crops Grown: 7489
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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