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CraftyCreeper69

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Are you tired of being forever alone in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, being single is a sign of pure awesomeness! Join us and mingle with other players who are also proudly flying solo in the dating world. Who needs a significant other when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper army at your disposal?

Our server is the perfect place to find love… for blocks! Build your dream house, go on romantic adventures with your pet llama, and even attend virtual weddings (yes, we have those). Who needs a partner when you have a whole virtual world to explore and conquer?

So, if you want to proudly proclaim your single status while having a blast in the pixelated universe, join our server now! Who knows, you might even find your player two… or maybe just a really cool dungeon to raid.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dimension Hops:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

UNIFILCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Attack, border security, Conflict, Defense, foreign policy, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Netanyahu, peacekeeping mission, political tensions, regional stability, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, Unifil, UNIFILCraft, united nations

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we got unicorns flying around and shooting rainbows at creepers. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.

and, like, the other day, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of zombie pigs. it was, like, so intense, man. you gotta see it to believe it.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold? yeah, it’s like a treasure hunt every day on this server.

so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	New Chunks Explored:	285363

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

RenewableCraft: India200GW

#sustainability, BIOMASS, capacity, clean energy, climate change, energy generation, energy production, Energy Sector, Energy Transition, green energy, HYDRO, India, India200GW, milestone, power, renewable energy, renewable power, renewable sources, RenewableCraft, renewables, Solar, WIND

come join our epic minecraft server where the renewable energy capacity hits 200 GW milestone, that’s like, a LOT of power, dude. we got solar panels and wind turbines everywhere, it’s like playing in a futuristic eco-friendly world. plus, our players are so chill, they’re like the avatars of mother nature herself. join us and be part of the green revolution, man. let’s save the planet one block at a time!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Iboga Dance Party Server

42 minute mark, Alternative Medicine, bed bound, Dance, dancing, healing, holistic health, Hope, Iboga, Inspirational, interview, Living a normal life, mental health, Microdosing, neurological disorders, parkinsons, Party, Recovery, Server, suicidal, transformation, Treatment, wellness

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Do you wanna join a server that’s so lit, it’ll make your brain explode with joy? Well, lemme tell ya about this one server where we be microdosing Iboga for Parkinsons! Yeah, you heard me right! We got players going from suicidal and bed bound to dancing and living a normal life! And guess what? We even got interviews at the 42 minute mark! Can you believe it? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	262	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

eusurvival

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, CreativeBuilding, Economy, Faction, Factions, Factionsmp, factionsplugin, Hungergames, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, Survivalgames, Towny

EU Survival is a no-hack Semi-Anarchy Minecraft server with Crystal PvP. It is a Java-only server and supports all MC versions between 1.19 and 1.20.4. The server is very vanilla-like, and it also has vote rewards! Experience it for yourself by joining EU Survival today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

The Sandcastle

Archer, Capture Points, chokepoints, Crusader, DEFEND, Discord, Engineer, fighter, Kill Players, KitPvP, Medieval Mode, Minecraft, objective-based, organized sessions, PvP, Ranger, Server, team fortress 2, team-based, The Sandcastle, Vanilla

The Sandcastle is a team-based, objective-based KitPvP server similar to Team Fortress 2’s Medieval Mode.

The 5 base classes are Fighter, Archer, Crusader, Ranger, and Engineer, with more to come.

Capture points, kill players, and defend chokepoints to win!

We are just starting out, so sessions will be organized on the Discord server.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

No. 691902298 Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous one out there!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave filled with dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Villages Defended:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Dragons Tamed:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

”You’ll own nothing, Minecraft SMP”

anti-capitalism, consumerism, Contentment, economic equality, economic theories, future predictions, Happiness, happiness over possessions, material possessions, materialism, Minecraft, Minimalism, minimalist lifestyle, ownership, personal fulfillment, possessions, smp, societal changes, societal happiness, societal values, wealth distribution, wealth redistribution, Youll

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a community where you’ll own absolutely nothing, but somehow still be happy about it.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our players tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but it ended up looking like a deranged chicken instead. Or how about the time we had a “fashion show” where everyone showed up wearing nothing but pumpkin heads?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Liberation Front,” a group of players dedicated to freeing all the llamas from their oppressive owners. And don’t even get me started on the Great Sheep Uprising of ’21, where the sheep in our world revolted against their human overlords and demanded equal rights.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and ridiculous, come join us! Just remember, you’ll own nothing, but you’ll be happy about it.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Ores Mined:	2761	Holy Grails Found:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Emeralds Found:	8591

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

EZbuildsMinecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and builds the same old dirt houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times).

Imagine a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers ride pigs into battle, and the villagers have formed their own government. Yes, things get pretty crazy on our server, but that’s what makes it so much fun!

But beware, not everyone can handle the chaos of our server. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive the madness and come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our insane Minecraft SMP, then come on and join us!

Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you in awe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Potions Brewed:	198	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PuppyPitStop – Home is where the blocks are

abandonment, BETRAYAL, blocks, Communication, Conflict, coping, counseling, Decision making, emotions, family dynamics, HEARTBREAK, home, House, Infidelity, Marriage, pet ownership, puppy, PuppyPitStop, reconciliation, relationship, Support, Trust, Wife

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and need a break? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect doghouse for your virtual puppy!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and find out that your virtual wife has run off with all her belongings, leaving you with just a puppy. But fear not, because on our server, you can tame wild wolves to create your own loyal pack of furry friends to keep you company.

So why waste time dealing with real-life relationship drama when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is expanding your virtual pet collection? Join us now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft pet owner!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Germans Are Cool Minecraft Server

Cool, German culture, German economy, German education, German efficiency, German food, German history, German humor, German immigration, German innovation, german language, German people, German politics, German reunification., German society, German stereotypes, German technology, german traditions, German values, German work ethic, Germans, Minecraft, Server

Oh boy, do we have a server for you! Our Minecraft server is like a virtual Oktoberfest, but with creepers instead of beer. Join us for some epic building battles, where you can show off your engineering skills and outsmart your opponents with your strategic thinking. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds guarded by a squad of lederhosen-wearing zombies. So if you’re ready to embrace your inner German engineer and conquer the virtual world, come join us on our server! Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ores Mined:	4722	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

”>be me Minecraft SMP”

4 inch dick, 6foot6, Be me, body image, comparison, face, Frustration, full head of hair, god trolling, hair, handsome face, humor, Insecurity, ironic, Minecraft, self esteem, self worth, small penis, smp, Struggle, Tall

> join our Minecraft SMP and escape the cruel realities of life where even god is trolling you by giving you a 4 inch dick. On our server, size doesn’t matter because we measure success in blocks mined and mobs slain! Plus, with your handsome face and full head of hair, you’ll fit right in with our community of pixelated adventurers. So come on, don’t let a small setback hold you back from joining the most epic Minecraft journey of your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PranksterSisGone Minecraft Server

apartment, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, emotional distress, family, financial responsibility, leaving abruptly, living situation, Minecraft, moving out, pranks, PranksterSisGone, relationships, Safety, Server, sibling dynamics, sister, Support, Trust

Are you tired of living with a prankster sister who takes things way too far? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life! No more waking up to water being poured on you or finding your belongings rearranged. On our server, the only thing on fire will be your creativity as you build and explore to your heart’s content.

Say goodbye to false accusations and police visits – on our server, the only crime is not having enough fun! And don’t worry about leaving your sister high and dry, because on our server, the only thing getting soaked is the ground after a rainstorm. Join now and leave the drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pickaxe.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CraftyCrimsonBoxHideaway

CraftyCrimsonBoxHideaway, female employees, feminine products, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender equality, gender equality in the workplace, gender stereotypes, menstrual care, menstrual hygiene, menstrual products, menstrual supplies, period stigma, professional conduct, Women’s Health, workplace culture, workplace discrimination, workplace etiquette, workplace norms, workplace policies, workplace professionalism

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things feminine and period-positive! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hidden feminine products that must be found and shared with the world. Our managers may try to hide them, but we say no way! Show off those pads and tampons with pride as you conquer the virtual world with your period power. Who knew that feminine products could be the key to success in Minecraft? Join now and show everyone that periods are nothing to be ashamed of – they’re just another part of life’s crazy journey!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

NoRegretsYet – Minecraft SMP

accomplishment, achievement, Character development, determination, discipline, Minecraft, NoRegretsYet, perseverance, personal growth, Proud, resilience, restraint, self improvement, self-achievement, self-control, self-discipline, self-mastery, self-restraint, smp, strength, success, temptation, Willpower

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to never build a house out of dirt? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict no-dirt house policy! Why, you ask? Because one time, a player built a dirt house and it turned into a giant mud monster that terrorized the entire server. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Rumor has it that they have a secret chicken army that they’re training in the art of egg-throwing warfare. Will you join forces with the chickens or will you stand against them?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, no dirt houses allowed!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Love Letters Sent:	19
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1