KimJongCraft: Accidental Hires & Fires

KimJongCraft: Accidental Hires & Fires

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. We got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. But, like, the best part is that we accidentally hired a North Korean cyber criminal and now our server is, like, super hacked. But, like, in a good way, you know? It’s like a challenge to see if you can survive in a world where the bad guys are actually the good guys. So, like, come join us and see if you can outsmart a North Korean hacker while building the coolest castle ever. It’s gonna be, like, epic, bro.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 109/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Dimension Hops: 15
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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