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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 99/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Farms Harvested: 659
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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