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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 102/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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