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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Crops Grown: 1127 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
Emeralds Found: 1256 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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