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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 109/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
Gryphons Tamed: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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