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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 96/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
Horror Stories Survived: 6 Treasure Maps Found: 4

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