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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 110/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
Void Armor Forged: 12 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12 Living Statues Befriended: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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