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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 106/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
Dimension Hops: 9 Glorious Feasts Held: 12
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
Magic Crystals Found: 12 Ores Mined: 6723

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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