KidneyCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Crafty Memesters: Where Noob meets Pro in the Quest for Diamonds

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led them to a land filled with dancing cows and flying pigs. They were so mesmerized by the sight that they couldn’t stop laughing for days! And that’s just the beginning of the adventures you’ll have here.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can build a house made entirely out of diamonds, ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil zombies, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Oh, and did I mention that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you at all costs?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious journey of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a talking sheep who will teach you the secret to unlimited diamonds. Don’t miss out on all the fun, join now!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	39	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1847
Holy Grails Found:	3	Void Gems Collected:	21
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Pixelated Pals Gone Wild

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old sprites? Look no further than our server, where we have a whole gang of misunderstood sprites just waiting to cause chaos and hilarity!

Join us for a chance to hang out with sprites who have been kicked out of other servers for their wild antics. From prankster pixies to rebellious goblins, you never know what kind of mischief they’ll get up to next!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of unicorn that farts rainbows and a talking creeper who tells dad jokes. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and embrace the chaos of our misunderstood sprites. Just be prepared for a wild ride!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Emeralds Found:	8633
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Animals Bred:	82
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

BoomerCraft: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries

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Are you tired of boring, clean houses in Minecraft? Come join our server where we embrace the chaos and filth of a house that hasn’t been cleaned in decades! We’ve got fridges full of mysterious brown substances just waiting to be discovered. Who needs modern cleanliness when you can have a house straight out of a horror movie? Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	8291
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MeowCraft: Where Cat Manga Reigns Supreme!

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Are you tired of boring old dog manga on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we believe that cat manga is superior! Join us for a purr-fectly hilarious time as you build, mine, and explore in a world where cats rule the land. From epic cat battles to secret catnip gardens, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why settle for dog manga when you can have the superior feline experience? Join us meow and see what all the purr-aise is about!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Hype Slayer’s Minecraft Madness

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Remember the good ol’ days when Minecraft was all the rage and everyone was building epic structures and battling mobs? Well, we found the secret to bringing back that hype and it’s all on our server!

Join us for the most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground dance party with the Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive Creeper Unicorn, whose explosions are filled with glitter and rainbows.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and rediscover the hype of Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Alien Abductions:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	9077	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Towns Built:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CraftyCraft: Because they keep getting lost in our epic PvP battles!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where Iran and Israel are locked in an epic battle, but in Minecraft form! Join our server and witness the chaos as creepers explode like missiles and players build walls taller than the Great Wall of China to protect their bases.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground bunker where you can hide from enemy attacks and plot your own strategies to take down your foes. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples waiting to be discovered.

So why won’t Iran attack Israel on our server? Because they’re too busy trying to survive in this crazy, action-packed world where anything can happen. Join now and see for yourself why this server is the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Crafty Mahjong Masters – Meme Edition

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Mahjong-themed paradise! Join us for epic battles and intense tile-matching action that will leave you on the edge of your block!

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive Mahjong tournaments that will test your skills and push you to your limits. Compete against the best players in the world and show them who’s the ultimate block builder!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret booru filled with rare Mahjong memes and hilarious content that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Trust us, you won’t find this level of craziness anywhere else!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most Mahjong-tastic Minecraft adventure of your life! Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the Mahjong madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Murderous Minecraft Mayhem: Where watching videos is just part of the fun!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because our server offers a unique twist that will have you laughing and crying at the same time!

Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where watching videos of horrible murders and torture is not only accepted, but encouraged! Need a break from building your pixelated castle? Just pop on a video of someone getting their toenails ripped off and feel the stress melt away.

But that’s not all! Our server also offers exclusive mini-games like “Torture Chamber Escape” and “Murder Mystery Madness” where you can put your survival skills to the test in the most gruesome ways possible.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just don’t forget to bring your sick sense of humor and a strong stomach!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Emeralds Found:	1236	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	264
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Sawyer’s Blocky Adventures: The Mispronounced Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Join us and witness epic battles between J. Sawyer and Todd Howard as they fight over who gets to nuke Shady Sands first. Will the NCR survive? Will your game be deleted from Fallout canon? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find this kind of drama anywhere else! So come on, join us and experience the insanity for yourself. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have explosive drama like this? Join now and be a part of the chaos!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Ores Mined:	6965	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Potions Brewed:	174	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

HotBlock Society: Where Sexy Men are Locked in Pixels

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the tables have turned and the most unattractive players reign supreme! Join us in a world where the uglier you are, the more power you have. Say goodbye to those pesky pretty boys and hello to our glorious leader, who hasn’t seen their own reflection in years.

But don’t worry, it’s not all about looks here. Our server is filled with exciting challenges and quests that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices. From building giant statues of our not-so-handsome leader to battling it out in epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why join us, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who embrace their inner weirdness and celebrate their lack of conventional attractiveness? Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to the rarest and most valuable resources in all of Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you can have a block of pure unattractiveness?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and let your inner weirdo shine. Who knows, you might just find yourself becoming the next ruler of our not-so-pretty kingdom.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Pixelated Sushi Land

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Do you love Japan? Do you dream of building your own pixelated sushi restaurant while fending off creepers dressed as sumo wrestlers? Then boy, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us on our server where you can explore a world filled with cherry blossom trees, majestic pagodas, and even ride on pixelated bullet trains. But beware, the Ender Dragon has been replaced by a giant Godzilla who breathes fireballs made of wasabi! So come join us for a kawaii adventure like no other, where you can mine for diamonds while wearing a kimono and battle mobs with your trusty samurai sword. Sayonara, boring servers! It’s time to level up your Minecraft game with us!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3218	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Crafty Quarrelers: Where Building Bridges is Just as Hard as Breaking Them

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Are you tired of getting into heated arguments with your friends on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Instead of arguing, we encourage players to settle their differences with epic build battles and PvP duels. Who needs words when you can settle things with a good old-fashioned sword fight?

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where the ground is made of lava, the trees are made of diamonds, and the chickens ride pigs into battle. Our server is so wild that even the creepers have learned to breakdance instead of explode. And don’t even get us started on the zombie villagers who have formed their own boy band.

So, what are you waiting for? Leave the drama behind and join our server for a hilariously chaotic time! Who knows, you might even make some new friends while you’re at it (or enemies, but hey, at least you’ll have fun)!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Ores Mined:	1820
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Blocky Battles: Arknights Edition – Join ‘/akg/’ for epic pixelated fun!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with 6* Guard Qiubai, 6* Vanguard Flametail, and 5* Specialist Mr. Nothing – because who wouldn’t want a specialist named Mr. Nothing on their team?

But wait, there’s more! How about a Design of Strife – Cardigan skin event where you can dress up your characters in the latest fashion trends?

And don’t even get me started on the upcoming content – 6* Defender Penance, 6* Caster Carnelian, and 5* Guard Akafuyu are just a taste of what’s to come.

So why wait? Join us on this wacky adventure and let’s make Minecraft great again! Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re scared of having too much fun, that is.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

YOASOBI’s Block Party: Where Minecraft meets the most important party you didn’t know you needed!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is powered by the mystical energy of YOASOBI! That’s right, every block you mine, every mob you slay, is infused with the power of the most important thing to happen to modern anime.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll be granted the ability to summon anime characters to fight by your side. Imagine charging into battle with Naruto, Goku, and Sailor Moon at your back! And don’t even get me started on the epic YOASOBI-themed events we host every week. From dance parties with virtual idols to treasure hunts for rare loot, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the magic touch of YOASOBI for yourself. Trust us, once you’ve played on our server, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Crafty Chaos: Where Creeper Diplomacy Reigns Supreme

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Are you tired of living in a world filled with countries and borders? Do you just hate the whole world in general? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us on our server where countries don’t exist and you can roam freely without any pesky borders getting in your way.

Our server is so wild and crazy, it’s like being in a parallel universe where the laws of the world don’t apply. Build your dream castle on a floating island, ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. The possibilities are endless when you join our server.

So if you’re ready to escape the confines of the real world and join a place where anything goes, come join us on our server. Who needs countries when you can have a world of pure chaos and fun? Join us now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	New Chunks Explored:	733407
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7