KidneyCraft: Where the only thing hurting more than your kidneys is your laughter!

SuperpowerSMP: Mindreader

Ability, dream, eXtraordinary, FANTASY, Flight, healing, IMMORTALITY, Invisibility, MAGICAL, mind reading, MindReader, shape shifting, special powers, strength, Superhuman, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, SuperpowerSMP, telekinesis, telepathy, time travel, wish fulfillment

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Do you dream of soaring through the skies like a majestic eagle or summoning lightning bolts with a flick of your wrist? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, you can have any superpower your heart desires! Want to be able to turn invisible and prank your friends? Done. Want to be able to shoot fireballs from your fingertips and become the ultimate PvP champion? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Join us now and become the superhero you were always meant to be!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94	Towns Built:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CraftyTrumpBillyBushBanter

Accountability, billy bush, Celebrity, consequences, CraftyTrumpBillyBushBanter, donald trump, double standards, Ethics, INEQUALITY, leadership, Media, METOO, Misogyny, power dynamics, Presidency, scandal, sexual assault, social justice, toxic behavior, WOMENS RIGHTS, workplace culture

Join our Minecraft server and escape the crazy reality of politics! On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from creepy politicians and their inappropriate conversations. No need to worry about getting fired for just standing by and listening to their nonsense here! Plus, rumor has it that if you build a secret bunker, you might just find the missing emails that everyone’s been talking about. So come on over and let’s block out the madness together!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Buildings Constructed:	6
Towns Built:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

SumyMedCraft Server

Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, eastern europe, global politics, human rights violation, international relations, medical center, military attack, News, Russian strikes, Server, Sumy, SumyMedCraft, Tragedy, Ukrainian city, violence, War Crimes, world events

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life, but in block form. we got more diamonds than a fancy jewelry store, and more creepers than a haunted house on halloween night.

our server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the nether. we’ve got mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a tornado in kansas. and the best part? we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot that will make you richer than a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day.

oh, and did i mention the petting zoo we have? yeah, we’ve got llamas, pigs, and even a dragon that breathes fire. it’s like a zoo on steroids, but in minecraft. so come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	452
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Astral Projections Made:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

HezCraft Strike: Iran’s Loss

Assassination, Commander, Conflict Resolution, foreign affairs, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, HezCraft, international relations, iran, Iran-Israel Relations, Iran’s, Israeli strike, Loss, Middle East conflict, Middle East peace, Military, military intervention, political tensions, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, senior commander, strike, Terrorism

lol join our minecraft server and u can be as powerful as an iranian commander taking on israel and hezbollah leaders. u can build ur own army of creepers and zombies to take over the world. plus, we have a secret underground base where u can find all the diamonds u want. come join the chaos and conquer the virtual world with us!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Crops Grown:	7920	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Glacial Future Extreme – Minecraft

atmospheric conditions, changes, climate change, climate variability, el nino, environmental impact, EXTREME, Future, Glacial, global warming, historical data, INCREASE, meteorological events, Minecraft, natural disasters, ocean temperatures, past, prediction models, scientific research, Supported, weather patterns

yo, come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got future increase in extreme El Niño and past glacial changes happening all the time! like, imagine building your dope castle while dodging crazy weather patterns and ancient glaciers sliding through the land. it’s like a rollercoaster of climate chaos up in here! join now for the wildest minecraft experience of your life, fam!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	109	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Dragons Tamed:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Magic Items Found:	4270	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Hotdog Water: Where the survival of the fittest tastes like old hot dogs!

bedrock, Cheating, Discord, Dogs, Fittest, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hot, hotdog, Ip:, java, Join, Land Claim, Play, PvP, Resets, stealing, Survival, TASTES, Teleport, Water, Website, world

🌭🪣 Hotdog Water 🌭🪣

Overview:

Server Type	Hardcore Vanilla Survival
Version	Java 1.21
Resets	Vote for resets on Discord
Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed
No cheating or hacking

Join Now:

– IP: play.hotdogwater.dog – Bedrock IP: bedrock.hdw.dog – Website: https://hdw.dog – Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is cheating allowed on the server?	No, cheating or hacking is not allowed.
Are there any restrictions on PvP or griefing?	PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
Can I claim land on the server?	No, there is no land claim feature on this server.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	164759	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Enchantments Applied:	239
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

The Key to My Heart Minecraft Server

Heart, key, Minecraft, Server

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing flying higher than our players’ creativity is the skirts of our mysterious transfer student crushes! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the Bathroom War, where the battle for the best panty color is just as intense as the fight for diamonds.

Picture this: you’re minding your own business, mining away, when suddenly you run into a cute transfer student with striped panties. Talk about an entrance! But wait, there’s more – she’s not just any transfer student, she’s also your new housekeeper. Can you handle the chaos that ensues when love, friendship, and panty colors collide in the most unexpected ways?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that combines ecchi romance, comedy, and Minecraft all in one place? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where every day is a new adventure, filled with surprises, laughter, and maybe even a few unexpected twists?

Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the Minecraft world)! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a panty-wielding housekeeper along the way.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Emeralds Found:	9327
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread

4chan, amusement, comedy, Digital culture, Entertainment, forum, funny, G.., humor, Humour, internet, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, ONLINE, sarcasm, smp, social media, Thread, WIT

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

StepDadDanceNoChance

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, Dance, DAUGHTER, emotions, Expectations, family, Father, Grief, Identity, Loss, love, parenting, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Selfishness, stepdad, StepDadDanceNoChance, Therapy

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family dynamics better than your own mom? Look no further! Join our server where we understand that sometimes, you just want to be a princess with your real dad, not your stepdad who’s trying too hard to fill those daddy shoes.

We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.

So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Animals Bred:	90
Chimeras Created:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Love Letters Sent:	18
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

LoveCraftedMC

Affection, Bliss, butterflies in stomach, Commitment, Connection, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, emotions, Happiness, Heartwarming, infatuation, Intimacy, joy, love, LoveCraftedMC, Passion, relationships, romance, soulmate, true love

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate love story between a player and their diamond pickaxe. Feel the rush of excitement as you mine together, conquer dungeons together, and build epic structures together. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side? Love is in the pixels, baby!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Magical Moments Shared:	9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

LebanonCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, Conflict, Defense, general, international relations, Iran Guards, Iran-Israel Relations, Israel, Killed, lebanon, Lebanon-Israel relations, LebanonCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, Military, military strike, Minecraft, News, SECURITY, Senior, Server, state media, strike

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well then u gotta join our server! we got more action than a cat chasing a laser pointer!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!

oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!

so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	New Chunks Explored:	705006
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CraftyWarZone

Alliance, China, Conflict, CraftyWarzone, defense industry, Diplomacy, Evidence, Geopolitical, international relations, investigation, Media, Military, News, russia, sanctions, supply chain, the times, Ukraine, War, weapons, West

so like, u know how u always wanted to be a spy and uncover top secret stuff? well, this server is like that but in minecraft form. u can be a secret agent and uncover all the juicy gossip happening between countries. like, did u know that china was supplying weapons to russia for a war against ukraine? crazy, right? join our server and be a part of the action. uncover secrets, make alliances, and maybe even start a war of ur own. who knows what u might find out on this wild ride of a server. come join us and be a part of the chaos. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mines Excavated:	1819

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Pixel Pot Parenthood

babies, brain development, Cannabis, child development, cognitive development., cognitive impairment, drug exposure, Fetal development, health risks, maternal behavior, maternal health, maternal substance use, Medical advice, negative impacts, neurological effects, parenthood, PIXEL, Pot, Pregnancy, prenatal care, prenatal health, prenatal substance use, substance use

yo, so like, if u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know dat it’s da bomb diggity. like, imagine a world where u can build a giant bong outta blocks and smoke it with ur virtual friends. but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, we got flying pigs that poop out diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows.

but here’s da real kicker – if u join our server, u get superpowers like shooting laser beams outta ur eyes and turning into a giant chicken. yea, u heard me right. plus, our community is da coolest, we all chill together and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.

so what u waitin for? come join our minecraft server and experience da most mind-blowing, trippy adventure of ur life. who needs drugs when u got us, are we right?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

TeamHoly.de .-.. ew FREE HOLY WEEK ew Minecraft server

1.8-1.21, Ant Battle, Bed wars, Castle Battle, Crafting, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, free, Fun, Happy, HOLY WEEK, Mario Party, Minecraft, ONLINE, Pirate, PROFESSIONAL, PvP, PvP modes, Quake, Server, Spleef, teamholy.de

Looking for a good PvP server? Pirate? Good online? Then your choice is TeamHoly.de! You can enter from 1.8-1.21, many PvP modes! Become a professional by playing on our server! Where do crafters want to play…

We make sure that you are happy while playing and have fun again while enjoying Minecraft!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

ACO, ai, aids, AMD GPU, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, ddg, DEGenrated Art, EDG, Embeddings, FAQ, Feral, fetish content, Forge, hdg, kdg, ldg, Link Hub, LoRa Training, LoRAs, Minecraft, models, OP Pasta, Pervs, PIXEL, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Repository, Samplers, SDG, Server, SLOP, Tags for Prompting, Trash, udg, vtai, ydg

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a feral animal on a rampage! Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode! We’ve got ComfyUI for the experienced players, Automatic1111 for the beginners, and Forge for those who want to take it to the next level (because why not?).

But that’s not all! We have LoRa Training scripts that will have you communicating with villagers in no time, AMD GPU support for the ultimate gaming experience, and OP Pasta recipes that will make your character the envy of the entire server.

And if you’re into models, embeddings, characters, celebs, or even fetish content, we’ve got you covered with our vast collection of models and samplers. Plus, our PonyXL Information will have you riding into battle on a majestic steed in no time.

So come join us on this insane adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	22	New Chunks Explored:	391671
Players Killed by Monsters:	1360	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Living Statues Befriended:	1