KidlessCraft: Where adults play pretend with blocks and hope their virtual pets don’t starve to death

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KidlessCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	mc.kidlesscraft.com
Server Website	kidlesscraft.com
Server Location	Central US
Game Play Type	SMP / Survival / Hard Difficulty (Main World)
Version	1.20.4 PaperMC w/ GeyserMC

Core Server Rules:

Be Respectful
Be Ethical
Use Common Sense

Features List:

Multiverse with different worlds
Various plugins for enhanced gameplay
Datapacks for additional features and enhancements

Extensive FAQ Questions & Answers:

How do I join the server?

To get started, go to our discord channel discord.gg/kidlesscraft and use the pin icon in #whitelist-requests to find the format for easy whitelist process.

Is Bedrock edition supported on the server?

Yes, Bedrock players can join us using GeyserMC plugin.

What are the main server rules?

The core server rules are to be respectful, be ethical, and use common sense while playing on the server.

What are the different worlds available on the server?

We have multiverse worlds for Creative mode, Adventure mode, Space builds, Pixel art builds, Minigame builds/game nights, and Resource world.

What plugins are used on the server?

The server uses a variety of plugins including EssentialsX, McMMO, GriefPrevention, Vault, and many more for enhanced gameplay experience.

Are there any data packs used on the server?

Yes, we use datapacks like Armor Statues, Custom Villager Shops, Timber, XP Management, and more for additional features and enhancements.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Crafty Lolitas: Glasses Edition

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even loli characters look AMAZING with glasses on! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and CRAZY shenanigans!

Our server is so AWESOME that even the creepers wear sunglasses to protect their eyes from all the BLINDING fun! Don’t miss out on the chance to hang out with COOL players and build the most OUTRAGEOUS structures you can imagine!

Come see for yourself why our server is the BEST place to be in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Groobly’s Jibble Plump Adventures

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Welcome to the most groobly, blumble, jibble, and plump Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a team of highly trained llama whisperers who will guide you through your Minecraft journey with their mystical powers. – We have a secret underground diamond mine where you can dig to your heart’s content and find riches beyond your wildest dreams. – Our PvP arena is actually a giant slime pit where you can battle it out with other players while bouncing around like a maniac. – We have a special enchanted forest where the trees are made of candy and the animals can talk. Don’t be surprised if a unicorn challenges you to a dance-off!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Players Killed by Monsters:	7094	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Towns Built:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

ChudBusters

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Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride through the virtual world of Minecraft where you can travel to Germany without even leaving your couch. That’s right, we have a special portal that will transport you to the beautiful landscapes of Germany where you can build your own pretzel factory or ride a unicorn through the Black Forest.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also ride a llama to the moon and back, battle zombie chickens in the Nether, and even party with pandas in the jungle. The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Crafty or Not, Here We Build

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have unicorns roaming around the server, granting wishes to players who find them! 2. Our diamond mines are so plentiful, you’ll be swimming in riches in no time! 3. The zombies on our server are actually friendly and give out free hugs! 4. We have a secret disco party hidden deep underground, where players can dance the night away! 5. Our builders have created the most insane structures you’ve ever seen, including a giant hot dog made entirely out of wool!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	4497
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CraftyCraft: Day 5 of Revenge on Iran

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every day feels like day #5 of immediate retaliation against Iran! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our explosive PvP battles will make you feel like you’re in the middle of a war zone (but with pixelated graphics)! – Our nuclear-powered mobs will keep you on your toes as you try to survive in this post-apocalyptic world. – Want to build a base that can withstand a missile strike? Our indestructible blocks will make sure your creations stay standing no matter what. – Join our server and become the ultimate dictator of your own faction, ruling with an iron fist (or diamond sword). – Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with alien technology waiting to be discovered. Will you be the one to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the thrill of living in a world where every day is like day #5 of immediate retaliation against Iran!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4271
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Femcel Vibes Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our totally not weird Minecraft server where we believe that every player needs to own a diamond vibrator in order to truly experience the joy of building and mining in the game. Trust us, once you start using it, you’ll never want to play Minecraft without it again!

Just like the author of this quote, you too can experience true happiness by joining our server and embracing the power of the vibrator. Who knew that a simple tool could bring so much joy and excitement to your Minecraft adventures?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and discover a whole new world of pleasure and fun in Minecraft. And remember, a vibrator is not just a tool, it’s a way of life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Divine Spears Created:	21

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Crafty Dragon Den

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because THIS server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing villagers, and rainbow-colored creepers! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet diamond block that poops out diamond armor every hour! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary unicorn pig that farts out enchanted golden apples!

So what are you waiting for? Join THIS server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity along the way.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Crafty Anon’s Block Party

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Welcome to our BRUTAL Minecraft server, where the mobs are tougher, the challenges are crazier, and the fun never stops! Join us if you dare for an epic adventure like no other.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately attacked by a horde of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords. But instead of running away, this player fought back with nothing but a carrot and emerged victorious, earning the title of “Carrot King” for all eternity.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle giant chickens with laser eyes, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed. Plus, every full moon, the entire world turns upside down and you must navigate through a gravity-defying maze to survive.

So what are you waiting for? Join our BRUTAL Minecraft server today and experience the insanity for yourself. Just remember, only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in this wild and wacky world.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Mines Excavated:	3937	Titanic Battles Fought:	27

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

FinnishFazeCraft: Where nothing can faze the Finnish man!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where nothing can faze the Finnish man! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a team of Finnish ninjas who can build a house out of diamond blocks in under 30 seconds. – We have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of friendly wolves. – The server owner once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a carrot on a stick as a weapon. – Our community is so welcoming that even the creepers have been known to throw block parties instead of exploding.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional Finnish ninja), then join us today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

NijiCraft: Where Vtubers Build, Laugh, and Slay!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Well, look no further than Nijisanji EN Minecraft Madness! Join us for a wild ride through blocky adventures with LazuLight, OBSYDIA, Ethyria, Luxiem, Noctyx, ILUNA, XSOLEIL, Krisis, TTT, and more!

Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to spawn here. We’ve got MariaMari0nette, AiaAmare, HexHaywire, and more causing chaos in the best way possible. And don’t even get us started on our PvP battles – they’re more intense than a creeper sneaking up on you while you’re mining diamonds!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft shenanigans this side of the Nether. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). See you in the world of blocks and madness!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Animals Bred:	61
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Stone Age Crafters

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve cracked the code on time travel! That’s right, we’ve figured out how to transport you back in the day to experience Minecraft like never before.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a T-Rex comes stomping through, looking for a snack. Or maybe you’re building a castle and Julius Caesar himself shows up to challenge you to a duel. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – we’ve also added a modern HTML twist to the game. You can now customize your character with the latest fashion trends from the Stone Age, or even ride a hovercraft instead of a minecart.

So why join our server? Because where else can you fight off a horde of zombies with a caveman club while riding a unicorn through a portal to the future? Only on our outrageous Minecraft server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Star Shards Collected:	102

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

BibleCraft: Where Polygyny is Just Another Block in the Game

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🌈 Welcome to our fabulous Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have everything you need to have a wild time in the virtual world!

👩‍❤️‍👩 Join us for a sizzling adventure where multiple women are in a sexual situation… and guess what? It’s all about homosexuality! That’s right, we’re breaking all the rules and having a blast while doing it. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

📖 But don’t worry, we’ve done our research. According to the Bible, polygyny is totally cool as long as the wives are getting their gay on. Leviticus 18:22 may say something about men lying with mankind, but it never said anything about women! Plus, the word for “man” actually just means “male” in Hebrew. So, technically, we’re all good to go!

🔥 So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as it gets, come join us! Who knew that ancient Israelites were such trendsetters with their polygyny and fabulous shenanigans? Don’t miss out on the fun – sign up now and let’s get this party started! 🎉

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

LatinCraft: Where we build pixelated pyramids instead of walls!

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Welcome to our mind-blowing Minecraft server, where we strive to make the concept of race as obsolete as trying to find diamonds without a pickaxe! In this server, we embrace the idea of being one big happy family of blocky characters, regardless of our pixelated skin colors.

Just like in Latin America, where they’ve been trying to make race disappear for over a century, we believe that in our pixelated world, we should all just be known as Minecraftians. No more labels, just pure blocky fun!

Join us and experience a world where nationality takes precedence over race, just like in Brazil where they proudly call themselves a racial democracy. And if you dare to bring up the topic of race, be prepared to face off against a Dominican player who will fight you to the death (in-game, of course)!

So come on and join our server, where we are progressive on racial issues and dream of a day when we can all just identify as Minecraftians. Let’s make the American continent, north and south, a place where race is a thing of the past and we can all just focus on building amazing structures and battling creepers together. See you in the game!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	614029
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CraftyQueens Minecraft: Where Even Blocky Girls Have Standards

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Welcome to our totally bonkers Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of josei manga and dive into a world of pure innocence and fun!

Join us and leave behind the stereotypes of easy, slutty, and cheating females because on our server, everyone is a hero!

Embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and make friends with players who value integrity and good vibes above all else.

So why wait? Join now and experience a Minecraft server like no other, where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a spaceship next!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	352	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

TexanCraft: No More Porn Hub, Just Blocks and Creepers!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can escape the woes of not being able to visit your favorite porn sites by immersing yourself in a world of blocky adventures and pixelated fun!

Join us and build your own virtual porn empire, where you can create NSFW statues and monuments to your heart’s content. Who needs real porn when you can watch two Minecraft pigs getting it on in the virtual world?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Texas People tribe, who have mastered the art of Minecraft survival in the wild west. Join them in epic battles against creepers and zombies, and become a true Texan hero.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring porn sites forever!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.