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Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 91/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 1
Villages Defended: 8 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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