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| Players: | 91/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 34 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Magic Items Found: | 5711 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Join our server for a chance to ride on a flying pig while battling against an army of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dance Blocky Bob and earn his respect?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. And remember, never trust what your brain tells you after 10pm – especially when it comes to choosing a Minecraft server!
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Internet Archive’s wayback machine can’t keep up with all the madness. We’re constantly breaking the boundaries of reality and logic, so if you want to join a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then look no further.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned at every turn. See you on the other side, YO!
| Players: | 94/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Our server is perfect for restless leg syndrome sufferers who just can’t handle the restriction of pajamas. We understand the struggle of trying to sleep in clothes and we support your decision to sleep in the nude.
Join us and meet like-minded players who also prefer to sleep in their birthday suits. Build friendships, explore the virtual world, and never worry about someone forcing you to wear clothes while you sleep.
Don’t let anyone dictate how you sleep, join our server and sleep naked with pride!
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers ride pigs like they’re rodeo champions. You won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else!
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to worrying and hello to wacky adventures!
| Players: | 94/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
This server is like Hogwarts on steroids, with potions that make you fart rainbows and broomsticks that double as jetpacks. 🌈🚀
Join us for epic wizard battles where you can turn your enemies into chickens or summon a herd of exploding sheep. 🐔💥
And don’t worry about your kid learning dark magic, because our professors are all certified unicorns who only teach the most wholesome spells, like how to make a sandwich with a flick of your wand. 🥪✨
So come on down to our magical Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry dragons). 🐉🔥
Just make sure to pack your kid’s bags with plenty of pixie dust and a sense of humor, because things are about to get seriously silly up in here. 😜🧚♂️
| Players: | 106/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Focus | Heavy emphasis on movecraft, city building, custom progression, and crafting |
| Treasure Hunts | Participate in treasure hunts and fishing contests |
| Siege Capture Points | Earn passive income by capturing siege points |
You can join the server by connecting to the IP: play.corsairemc.com
Yes, you can visit the official website at: https://www.corsairemc.com/
If you’re interested in joining a clan, you can add Blackular:3503
You can view the live map by visiting: https://map.corsairemc.com/#world;flat;-77824,64,-18432;0
Yes, you can join the Discord server at: https://discord.gg/EHWgVY63
You can refer to the server’s Wiki for detailed information: https://www.corsairemc.com/wiki
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 23 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with killer bunnies and lava-spewing llamas. But watch out, because the trees are alive and they’re out for revenge!
If you’re feeling brave, take on our epic boss battles where you’ll face off against a giant chicken with laser eyes or a pack of zombie villagers riding on giant spiders. And don’t forget to bring your dancing shoes because our disco parties are legendary!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, when in doubt, RUN BUSSY, RUN!!!
| Players: | 109/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 2998 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Our server, lovingly dubbed “The Land of Lulz,” is a place where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a cheeseburger? Go for it. Feel like starting a cult dedicated to worshipping chickens? Why not? The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).
But that’s not all – we have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good laugh. From epic pranks to ridiculous challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even run into some familiar faces from the darkest corners of the internet (yes, we’re looking at you, /pol/).
So why wait? Join us on The Land of Lulz today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 68 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Join our server and feast like a king (or queen) with our unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples, diamond carrots, and creeper-shaped cookies. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our school cafeteria is run by a team of highly trained zombie chefs who will cook up a storm for you?
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the culinary adventure of a lifetime. Who needs real food when you can have virtual feasts fit for a Minecraft king? Join now and let the foodie fun begin!
| Players: | 103/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
| Players: | 105/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
But that’s not all – we’ve got an entire OST dedicated to the Snoot Game, because why not? And don’t even get me started on our Blender and Low Poly models that will make your jaw drop. Want to chat with AI chatbots in the game? We’ve got those too, because who needs real friends when you have virtual ones?
Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server crashing from all the craziness). Who needs normal when you can have Snoot Game levels of insanity? So come on in and let’s get this party started!
| Players: | 101/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 415 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 53 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
| Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Towns Built: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
