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| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Focus | Heavy emphasis on movecraft, city building, custom progression, and crafting |
| Treasure Hunts | Participate in treasure hunts and fishing contests |
| Siege Capture Points | Earn passive income by capturing siege points |
You can join the server by connecting to the IP: play.corsairemc.com
Yes, you can visit the official website at: https://www.corsairemc.com/
If you’re interested in joining a clan, you can add Blackular:3503
You can view the live map by visiting: https://map.corsairemc.com/#world;flat;-77824,64,-18432;0
Yes, you can join the Discord server at: https://discord.gg/EHWgVY63
You can refer to the server’s Wiki for detailed information: https://www.corsairemc.com/wiki
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 8 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 30 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with killer bunnies and lava-spewing llamas. But watch out, because the trees are alive and they’re out for revenge!
If you’re feeling brave, take on our epic boss battles where you’ll face off against a giant chicken with laser eyes or a pack of zombie villagers riding on giant spiders. And don’t forget to bring your dancing shoes because our disco parties are legendary!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, when in doubt, RUN BUSSY, RUN!!!
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 10 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Our server, lovingly dubbed “The Land of Lulz,” is a place where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a cheeseburger? Go for it. Feel like starting a cult dedicated to worshipping chickens? Why not? The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).
But that’s not all – we have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good laugh. From epic pranks to ridiculous challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even run into some familiar faces from the darkest corners of the internet (yes, we’re looking at you, /pol/).
So why wait? Join us on The Land of Lulz today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 13 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
Join our server and feast like a king (or queen) with our unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples, diamond carrots, and creeper-shaped cookies. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our school cafeteria is run by a team of highly trained zombie chefs who will cook up a storm for you?
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the culinary adventure of a lifetime. Who needs real food when you can have virtual feasts fit for a Minecraft king? Join now and let the foodie fun begin!
| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 10 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
But that’s not all – we’ve got an entire OST dedicated to the Snoot Game, because why not? And don’t even get me started on our Blender and Low Poly models that will make your jaw drop. Want to chat with AI chatbots in the game? We’ve got those too, because who needs real friends when you have virtual ones?
Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server crashing from all the craziness). Who needs normal when you can have Snoot Game levels of insanity? So come on in and let’s get this party started!
| Players: | 110/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 25 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
| Players: | 94/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 45 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
join us for the wildest ride of ur life as u respawn in a virtual world with all ur past experiences intact. u can relive ur childhood, make different choices, and see where life takes u. it’s like a never-ending game of sims, but with creepers and zombies.
we’ve got insane challenges, epic quests, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as u are. come join us and see if u can beat the game of life in this wacky minecraft server. who knows, maybe u’ll even unlock the secret to immortality. or at least have a good laugh trying.
| Players: | 99/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:
– Beautiful buildings
– Character leveling
– Friends system
– Lots of cosmetics!
Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️
We have cool modes:
– Anarchy (1.20.4)
– Bosses
– AirDrops
– Gold block
– Star of the Edge
– Buyer
– Economy
– Clans
– Quests
– Auction
– Cosmetics
– A world without wipes for donators
– SkyPVP
– Lucky blocks
– Cosmetics
– Duels
– Auction
– Clans
– Competitions and tops
❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.
✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿
– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews
– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 221 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 27 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
| Features |
|---|
| Build your own home |
| PVP other players in arena |
| Play chat games |
| Gain exclusive MC items through shop |
| Become apart of staff and be apart of our village |
And so much more!!! Join us today! We also offer other games with game nights, hosted lobbies and more!
LINK: discord.gg/gamerofvail
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I build my own home on the server? | Yes, you can build your own home. |
| Are there any PVP options available? | Yes, you can PVP other players in the arena. |
| How can I gain exclusive MC items? | You can obtain exclusive MC items through our shop. |
| Is there a way to become a staff member? | Yes, you can become a part of our staff and be a part of our village. |
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Animals Bred: | 86 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground hummus society. Join us as we embark on epic quests to uncover the best hummus recipes in all of Minecraftia. Rumor has it that the legendary Golden Chickpea is hidden somewhere in our world, waiting to be found by a brave adventurer like yourself.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and feast on the tastiest Israeli dishes while embarking on crazy culinary adventures. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate hummus master of Minecraft!
| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between the two factions – the redditors armed with memes and the joshipedos riding their trusty steeds. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell!
But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. Can you outsmart Cluck Norris and claim the loot for yourself?
And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and the ability to summon a herd of exploding sheep.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of this insane world where anything can happen! Just be prepared to dodge flying memes and dodge charging joshipedos at every turn.
| Players: | 103/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
