Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more drama than a reality TV show!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players fighting over who gets the last piece of cake. We even have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server – will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server was actually created by aliens who are using it as a social experiment to see how humans interact in a virtual world. Are they being added to placate jews? Who knows, but it sure makes for a spicy storyline!

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos. Just be prepared for anything – because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 108/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted: 15 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
Wilderness Tamed: 14 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
Royal Courts Attended: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
Falling into the Void: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • forteuropa

    forteuropa

    FortEuropa is a survival Minecraft server created by FortEuropa. Main goal is to build a friendly community where everyone can have fun. you are all welcome to play. Server is well protected

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Magic Items Found: 6670 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

    Blocky Babes Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and survive! Join us for epic adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing for days.

    Forget logging in from Facebook or Google, bind your account to a Sunborn ID and enter a world like no other. Our server is filled with wild characters, hilarious quests, and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.

    From battling giant spiders to exploring hidden dungeons, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And with events like the New Year Gale and Halloween 2024, you’ll always have something new to look forward to.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bully seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates along the way. See you in the game, if you dare!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 8836 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 22 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 15
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Why are all TV shows about violence? – Minecraft SMP

    Why  are  all  TV  shows  about  violence?  –  Minecraft  SMP
    Tired of watching TV shows about violence? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only violence you’ll see is when someone accidentally punches a chicken instead of feeding it seeds! Our server is a peaceful paradise where the biggest drama is deciding who gets the last slice of virtual cake. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers! Join us for a wild ride of non-stop fun and ridiculousness. Who needs TV when you can have this much entertainment in Minecraft?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Endless Legions Commanded: 10 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • AwkwardlyAcceptable – Minecraft SMP

    AwkwardlyAcceptable – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is anything but ordinary!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama racing competitions where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Dancing Creeper Disco,” where players can show off their best dance moves while avoiding exploding creepers on the dance floor.

    So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those exploding creepers)!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 12 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 258
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 13
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • CraftyNoobsBegone

    CraftyNoobsBegone
    Are you tired of explaining to people why you haven’t left your house in days because you’re too busy building the most epic Minecraft castle known to man? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and never have to explain your addiction to pixelated blocks again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, just waiting to challenge you to a build battle. So come on, join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to impress the legendary Herobrine with your blocky creations!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Crystal Wands Charged: 9
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • NukeCraft Server: Zelensky’s Dilemma

    NukeCraft Server: Zelensky’s Dilemma
    so like, this server is lit af, like you gotta join cuz it’s like the wildest ride of your life, bro. we got like, flying pigs and dancing llamas, it’s cray cray. and get this, if you join, you’ll be granted the power to shoot rainbow lasers out of your eyes and turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. like, who wouldn’t want that, amirite?

    and like, the owner of the server is a magical unicorn who grants wishes to all who join. one time, someone wished for a million diamonds and poof, they got it. true story, bro.

    plus, we have secret underground tunnels that lead to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted weapons and armor. but shhh, it’s a secret, so don’t tell anyone.

    so like, join now or forever miss out on the most epic adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. #bestserverever #unicornsarethecoolest

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 31
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • SinwarCraft: RIP Yahya Hamas

    SinwarCraft: RIP Yahya Hamas
    lol imagine if that happened on our minecraft server! like, you join and suddenly there’s a whole war going on between the IDF and Hamas. you gotta pick a side and fight for your faction! but watch out for Yahya Sinwar, he’s a total boss with a diamond sword. join our server for epic battles and crazy drama, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Brainy Sleepy Check

    Brainy Sleepy Check
    So, like, imagine this, mate. You’re playing on this epic Minecraft server, right? And get this, they got this crazy new feature where they can tell if you’re too sleepy to play! Like, in just two minutes, they can figure out if you’re gonna fall asleep at the wheel or while fighting off creepers. It’s like having a personal sleep detective watching over you while you mine and build. Join now and never worry about dozing off mid-game again!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 0 Rainbows Spotted: 9
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 58 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Falling into the Void: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Amazing SMP

    Amazing SMP

    [EN] Welcome to Amazing SMP, a survival-focused Minecraft server where adventure, community, and economy come together! Explore a world of endless possibilities as you gather resources, build your dreams, and trade with others in a thriving economy. With no pay-to-win mechanics, every player can enjoy a fair and balanced experience. Whether you’re looking to conquer the wild, create your own empire, or team up with friends, Amazing SMP is where your journey begins. Join us now and be part of an amazing survival experience! [BG] Welcome to Amazing SMP, a survival focused server where adventure, community and economy come together! Explore a world of endless possibilities, gather resources, build your dreams and trade with others in a booming economy. Without any pay-to-win mechanisms, every player can enjoy a fair and balanced experience. Whether you want to conquer the wild, build your own empire, or team up with friends, Amazing SMP is where your journey begins. Join now and be a part of the amazing survival experience!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Zombie Dances: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Orbs of Power Found: 7
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 15

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Xique Xique Network

    Xique Xique Network

    Xique Network Xique is our server network, here you can find Survival Mode which has an advanced clan system, economy, exchanges, warps, events and many other things! And Bedwars is in development, which will be released soon! Additionally we have a Discord server with 3000+ people

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 8
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Farms Harvested: 988
    Ether Blades Crafted: 7 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Eni-Valhalla: Where vanilla meets trust and the community jokes with Java!

    Eni-Valhalla: Where vanilla meets trust and the community jokes with Java!
    Enival Minecraft Server

    Enival Minecraft Server

    Brief Overview:

    Enival is a month old, vanilla Minecraft survival server with a small, chill community. Players can suggest and vote on changes for the server, and it has a whitelist to keep griefers out. The server also includes a few quality of life mods/datapacks like Voice Chat for a better experience. There is no teleportation commands like /tpa or /home to keep the server vanilla.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    What kind of server is Enival? Enival is a vanilla Minecraft survival server with a small, chill community.
    Are there any mods/datapacks on the server? Yes, there are a few quality of life mods/datapacks like Voice Chat.
    Is there a whitelist on the server? Yes, the server has a whitelist system to keep griefers out.
    Can players suggest changes for the server? Yes, players can suggest and vote on changes for the server.
    How can I join the server? You can apply on the Discord server using the link provided.

    👉 Check out the world map: http://45.81.254.14:6969

    👉 Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Alien Abductions: 0
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 20 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Shark Date Minecraft Server

    Shark Date Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old regular Minecraft servers? Well, come join us on our wacky and wild server where you can date a girl who’s part shark! That’s right, you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through the depths of the ocean with your fishy girlfriend by your side. Plus, rumor has it she’s a great swimmer and can catch you some epic loot underwater. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and find love in the most unexpected of places!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Crops Grown: 7067 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 12 Astral Amulets Crafted: 36
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Saber’s Route Minecraft SMP Fan

    Saber’s Route Minecraft SMP Fan
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is the perfect place for fans of Saber’s route in Fate/stay night to come together and discuss why it’s clearly the best route.

    Join us if you want to avoid the shounen vibes of Unlimited Blade Works or the dark and edgy tone of Heaven’s Feel. Our server is a safe space for all Saber enthusiasts to unite and bask in the glory of their favorite route. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with nothing but Saber-themed decorations and snacks for all members to enjoy.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wonderful Minecraft SMP today and let the Saber love flow freely!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 11
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Buildings Constructed: 25
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • PixelCraft Minecraft Server

    PixelCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being bombarded with commission requests from random internet artists? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of pushy creators! On our server, you can build whatever your heart desires without anyone demanding money from you. Say goodbye to awkward conversations and hello to creative freedom!

    Join now and experience a world where you can block anyone who asks for commissions without feeling guilty. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and explore endless possibilities without the pressure of commission fees. Don’t let art scammers ruin your gaming experience – join our server today and game in peace!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 51
    Epic Battles Fought: 8 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Divine Scrolls Written: 11
    Chimeras Created: 4 Holy Grails Found: 5

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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