Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more drama than a reality TV show!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players fighting over who gets the last piece of cake. We even have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server – will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server was actually created by aliens who are using it as a social experiment to see how humans interact in a virtual world. Are they being added to placate jews? Who knows, but it sure makes for a spicy storyline!

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos. Just be prepared for anything – because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 105/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 1
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 24
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 38

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Why are all TV shows about violence? – Minecraft SMP

    Why  are  all  TV  shows  about  violence?  –  Minecraft  SMP
    Tired of watching TV shows about violence? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only violence you’ll see is when someone accidentally punches a chicken instead of feeding it seeds! Our server is a peaceful paradise where the biggest drama is deciding who gets the last slice of virtual cake. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers! Join us for a wild ride of non-stop fun and ridiculousness. Who needs TV when you can have this much entertainment in Minecraft?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 9
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • AwkwardlyAcceptable – Minecraft SMP

    AwkwardlyAcceptable – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is anything but ordinary!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama racing competitions where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Dancing Creeper Disco,” where players can show off their best dance moves while avoiding exploding creepers on the dance floor.

    So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those exploding creepers)!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 42 Magic Wands Crafted: 20
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • CraftyNoobsBegone

    CraftyNoobsBegone
    Are you tired of explaining to people why you haven’t left your house in days because you’re too busy building the most epic Minecraft castle known to man? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and never have to explain your addiction to pixelated blocks again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, just waiting to challenge you to a build battle. So come on, join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to impress the legendary Herobrine with your blocky creations!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 34 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • NukeCraft Server: Zelensky’s Dilemma

    NukeCraft Server: Zelensky’s Dilemma
    so like, this server is lit af, like you gotta join cuz it’s like the wildest ride of your life, bro. we got like, flying pigs and dancing llamas, it’s cray cray. and get this, if you join, you’ll be granted the power to shoot rainbow lasers out of your eyes and turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. like, who wouldn’t want that, amirite?

    and like, the owner of the server is a magical unicorn who grants wishes to all who join. one time, someone wished for a million diamonds and poof, they got it. true story, bro.

    plus, we have secret underground tunnels that lead to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted weapons and armor. but shhh, it’s a secret, so don’t tell anyone.

    so like, join now or forever miss out on the most epic adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. #bestserverever #unicornsarethecoolest

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 16 Crops Grown: 6238
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Emeralds Found: 4354
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 15 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    New Chunks Explored: 727775 Shattered Realms Restored: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • SinwarCraft: RIP Yahya Hamas

    SinwarCraft: RIP Yahya Hamas
    lol imagine if that happened on our minecraft server! like, you join and suddenly there’s a whole war going on between the IDF and Hamas. you gotta pick a side and fight for your faction! but watch out for Yahya Sinwar, he’s a total boss with a diamond sword. join our server for epic battles and crazy drama, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 15
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Brainy Sleepy Check

    Brainy Sleepy Check
    So, like, imagine this, mate. You’re playing on this epic Minecraft server, right? And get this, they got this crazy new feature where they can tell if you’re too sleepy to play! Like, in just two minutes, they can figure out if you’re gonna fall asleep at the wheel or while fighting off creepers. It’s like having a personal sleep detective watching over you while you mine and build. Join now and never worry about dozing off mid-game again!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 27 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Void Armor Forged: 10 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 44
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Amazing SMP

    Amazing SMP

    [EN] Welcome to Amazing SMP, a survival-focused Minecraft server where adventure, community, and economy come together! Explore a world of endless possibilities as you gather resources, build your dreams, and trade with others in a thriving economy. With no pay-to-win mechanics, every player can enjoy a fair and balanced experience. Whether you’re looking to conquer the wild, create your own empire, or team up with friends, Amazing SMP is where your journey begins. Join us now and be part of an amazing survival experience! [BG] Welcome to Amazing SMP, a survival focused server where adventure, community and economy come together! Explore a world of endless possibilities, gather resources, build your dreams and trade with others in a booming economy. Without any pay-to-win mechanisms, every player can enjoy a fair and balanced experience. Whether you want to conquer the wild, build your own empire, or team up with friends, Amazing SMP is where your journey begins. Join now and be a part of the amazing survival experience!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Dimension Hops: 6
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Buildings Constructed: 30
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4085 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 120

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Xique Xique Network

    Xique Xique Network

    Xique Network Xique is our server network, here you can find Survival Mode which has an advanced clan system, economy, exchanges, warps, events and many other things! And Bedwars is in development, which will be released soon! Additionally we have a Discord server with 3000+ people

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Eni-Valhalla: Where vanilla meets trust and the community jokes with Java!

    Eni-Valhalla: Where vanilla meets trust and the community jokes with Java!
    Enival Minecraft Server

    Enival Minecraft Server

    Brief Overview:

    Enival is a month old, vanilla Minecraft survival server with a small, chill community. Players can suggest and vote on changes for the server, and it has a whitelist to keep griefers out. The server also includes a few quality of life mods/datapacks like Voice Chat for a better experience. There is no teleportation commands like /tpa or /home to keep the server vanilla.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    What kind of server is Enival? Enival is a vanilla Minecraft survival server with a small, chill community.
    Are there any mods/datapacks on the server? Yes, there are a few quality of life mods/datapacks like Voice Chat.
    Is there a whitelist on the server? Yes, the server has a whitelist system to keep griefers out.
    Can players suggest changes for the server? Yes, players can suggest and vote on changes for the server.
    How can I join the server? You can apply on the Discord server using the link provided.

    👉 Check out the world map: http://45.81.254.14:6969

    👉 Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 37 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Shark Date Minecraft Server

    Shark Date Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old regular Minecraft servers? Well, come join us on our wacky and wild server where you can date a girl who’s part shark! That’s right, you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through the depths of the ocean with your fishy girlfriend by your side. Plus, rumor has it she’s a great swimmer and can catch you some epic loot underwater. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and find love in the most unexpected of places!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Magic Items Found: 5457
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 15 Rainbows Spotted: 9
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Saber’s Route Minecraft SMP Fan

    Saber’s Route Minecraft SMP Fan
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is the perfect place for fans of Saber’s route in Fate/stay night to come together and discuss why it’s clearly the best route.

    Join us if you want to avoid the shounen vibes of Unlimited Blade Works or the dark and edgy tone of Heaven’s Feel. Our server is a safe space for all Saber enthusiasts to unite and bask in the glory of their favorite route. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with nothing but Saber-themed decorations and snacks for all members to enjoy.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wonderful Minecraft SMP today and let the Saber love flow freely!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Astral Projections Made: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • PixelCraft Minecraft Server

    PixelCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being bombarded with commission requests from random internet artists? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of pushy creators! On our server, you can build whatever your heart desires without anyone demanding money from you. Say goodbye to awkward conversations and hello to creative freedom!

    Join now and experience a world where you can block anyone who asks for commissions without feeling guilty. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and explore endless possibilities without the pressure of commission fees. Don’t let art scammers ruin your gaming experience – join our server today and game in peace!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Magic Items Found: 4676
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Endless Legions Commanded: 18
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Legendary Items Repaired: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • BoomerCamBlocker420

    BoomerCamBlocker420
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape “real life” and have some privacy? Look no further! Our server is like a remote vacation home, but with a twist – your aging father (86) watches your every move through security cameras! See deer, listen to birds, and dodge the local caretaker as you navigate through this hilarious and slightly creepy world.

    Join now for the chance to be in your own personal episode of “The Truman Show”! Your every move will be monitored by the patriarch himself, who just wants to see his grandkids running around and playing with the dog. But don’t worry, he promises he doesn’t have the time or interest to watch you all the time… or does he?

    So if you’re looking for a server where you can relax, unwind, and have a good laugh at the absurdity of it all, join us now! Just remember to keep an eye out for those movement alerts – you never know who might be watching.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • SignsOfASurvivor – Minecraft SMP

    SignsOfASurvivor – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got players building secret underground lairs, forming alliances, and betraying each other left and right. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but with way more explosions and way less incest (hopefully). Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing who you can trust and who’s secretly plotting your demise. Just remember, on this server, a sign isn’t just a sign – it’s a cry for help from someone who’s been through some serious shit. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Zombie Dances: 7 Crystal Wands Charged: 19
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Last Day Craft!

    Last Day Craft!
    What if it’s your last day on earth and you haven’t joined our Minecraft server yet? You’d be missing out on the chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, diamond armor-wearing llamas, and secret dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few creepers). Don’t spend your last day on earth regretting not joining our server – come join the madness and let’s craft some laughs together!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 25 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Mysterious Portals Opened: 10

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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