Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more drama than a reality TV show!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players fighting over who gets the last piece of cake. We even have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server – will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server was actually created by aliens who are using it as a social experiment to see how humans interact in a virtual world. Are they being added to placate jews? Who knows, but it sure makes for a spicy storyline!

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos. Just be prepared for anything – because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 104/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded: 22 Volcanoes Explored: 2
Dragon Eggs Found: 1515 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
Divine Scrolls Written: 10 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • AC Off Minecraft Server

    AC Off Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the cold-hearted roommates and their icy reign of terror? Look no further! Our server is set to a cozy 100 degrees at all times, ensuring you never have to wear a hoodie and sweatpants indoors again!

    Join us and experience the warmth of a community that understands the true meaning of comfort. Say goodbye to space heaters, heated blankets, and snuggies – on our server, the only thing heating you up will be the fiery passion for building and exploring!

    Don’t be an “complete asshole” like those roommates, join our server and bask in the toasty glow of friendship and fun. Plus, our utility bill is so low, you’ll be laughing all the way to the virtual bank! So come on in, the lava’s fine!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • VomitVibesCraft

    VomitVibesCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your average soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and chaos that will make you question your own sanity.

    Our server is like no other, with players who will make you feel like you’re living in a real-life soap opera. From dramatic arguments over the best building materials to intense rivalries over who has the best pet wolf, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all – we also offer a unique parenting simulation experience! Join our server and experience what it’s like to have a child who constantly complains about their stomach hurting and refuses to eat. Will you choose the chicken pot pie route or opt for DoorDash? The choice is yours, but be prepared for the consequences – like your child gagging and coughing from all the food talk.

    So why wait? Join our server now for a roller coaster of emotions, questionable parenting decisions, and plenty of laughs along the way. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 40
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Animals Bred: 200
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • ScareFlicksMC SMP

    ScareFlicksMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that will have you on the edge of your seat at all times? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of zombie villagers riding on creepers. Or how about trying to build a cozy little cottage while being bombarded by flying squids armed with tridents?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous haunted mansion, where players have reported hearing ghostly whispers and seeing mysterious figures lurking in the shadows. Are you brave enough to explore its dark corridors and uncover its secrets?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and leave you screaming for more, join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 247 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • BlockCraft911

    BlockCraft911
    Did you know that on our Minecraft server, if you build a house out of diamond blocks, you become invincible in real life? Yep, it’s true! We’ve had players survive shark attacks, dodge speeding cars, and even survive a zombie apocalypse all because they built a diamond house on our server. So come join us and start building your diamond fortress today – you never know when it might just save your life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Mines Excavated: 2276
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 2945

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • ChaklunCraft – Dominate the Skies!

    ChaklunCraft – Dominate the Skies!
    HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO EPIC, EVEN UKRAINE WANTS IN ON THE ACTION? WE GOT DRONES THAT ARE “ELECTRONIC WARFARE RESISTANT” JUST LIKE THE CHAKLUN DRONE!

    IMAGINE FLYING AROUND IN MINECRAFT, DODGING ATTACKS FROM OTHER PLAYERS, JUST LIKE A REAL DRONE IN BATTLE!

    JOIN US NOW FOR A CHANCE TO EXPERIENCE THE THRILL OF WARFARE IN A BLOCKY WORLD! WHO NEEDS UKRAINE WHEN YOU GOT US, AMIRITE? LET’S GET READY TO RUMBLE!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Buildings Constructed: 22
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Centurion

    Centurion

    A friendly Lifesteal Server feel free to join. We are a community open to all and we feature lifesteal, a shop, tpa and so much more.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 20 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Underground Cities Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Border 512×512

    Border 512×512

    Hello, Welcome to Border 512×512, as the name suggests, the world is only 512×512! We hope you join and wish you a good time! More information in the discord.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 6 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • WanMC²: Where Anarchy Wears Semi-pants and Roleplay is Semi-serious

    WanMC²: Where Anarchy Wears Semi-pants and Roleplay is Semi-serious

    WanMC² Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type Semi-Vanilla Semi-Anarchy with Roleplay
    Features Master redstone, roleplay, PvP
    Community Friendly and welcoming

    Join us now! https://discord.gg/S5BHAaKXzT

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

    A: The server runs on the latest version of Minecraft.

    Q: Are there any rules on the server?

    A: While it is a semi-anarchy server, we do have some basic rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. These rules will be shared upon joining the server.

    Q: Can I use mods on the server?

    A: Some mods are allowed, but it is recommended to check with the server admins before using any mods to avoid any issues.

    Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

    A: As it is a semi-anarchy server, some level of griefing is allowed, but excessive griefing may result in consequences. It is best to respect other players’ builds and creations.

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Simply click on the Discord invitation link provided above and follow the instructions to join the server.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 9091
    Love Letters Sent: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 New Chunks Explored: 328678
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • The Kosher Craze Minecraft Server

    The Kosher Craze Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner chaos and join a tribe of misfits? Look no further! Our server is perfect for those who want to let loose and explore their darker side.

    Join us as we embark on wild adventures and create mayhem in the virtual world. Our tribe may have sinned greatly, but that just adds to the excitement! Plus, we have a strict “no kikes allowed” policy, so you can rest assured that you’ll be surrounded by like-minded individuals.

    But don’t worry, we also have a soft side. Good Jews like us (who are very few, apparently) are welcome to join as long as they convert or start larping as a different ethnic group. I mean, who wouldn’t want to be a Polish warrior in the world of Minecraft?

    So come on, join us and help us wipe Israel off the face of the earth in the most epic virtual battle ever seen. It’s all in good fun, right? Right?!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 59 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 32
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 7

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Crafty LINK SMP – BTC Chart

    Crafty LINK SMP – BTC Chart
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – every time they tried to take something from the chest, it would explode into a shower of glitter and rainbows! It was like a fabulous explosion of wealth and happiness! So if you want to experience the thrill of exploding loot chests and join in on the madness, come join us on our Minecraft SMP today! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 17
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • MomCare Minecraft Server

    MomCare Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to build with next!

    Join us and escape from the chaos of blended families and financial burdens. Our server is a safe haven where you can focus on building your dream world without worrying about taking out loans with your businesses as collateral.

    Plus, with our virtual savings account feature, you can start saving up for any potential future expenses in the game. Who knew Minecraft could teach you financial responsibility?

    So leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join now and let the crafting therapy begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Potions Brewed: 57
    Divine Spears Created: 14 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • BirthBlockerz – 18F

    BirthBlockerz – 18F
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure! Join us and leave behind the struggles of being the fourth child in a broke family, where arguments and fights are a daily occurrence.

    On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about college fees or financial stress. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and battle fierce mobs to your heart’s content.

    Who needs a dysfunctional family when you can join our server and become the master of your own destiny? Leave the tears behind and let’s create some epic memories together!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 New Chunks Explored: 364073
    Mythical Quests Completed: 40 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 6
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Towns Built: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • RegretfulRoutines Minecraft SMP

    RegretfulRoutines Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to pick up some truly wild habits! Join us and you’ll find yourself collecting pink sheep as pets, building houses out of nothing but diamond blocks, and even starting a llama racing league. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave (and your real-life habits will never be the same)!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 11

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • CrushCraftVIP

    CrushCraftVIP
    Remember that feeling you had when you first laid eyes on your celebrity crush? Well, imagine that feeling but amplified by 1000 when you join our Minecraft server! Our server is like a celebrity crush come to life, with epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you around every corner. Plus, rumor has it that your celebrity crush might even make a guest appearance in-game! So come join us and get ready to fall in love all over again, this time with our amazing Minecraft server!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 43 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 7453
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • UgandanRejectsCraft

    UgandanRejectsCraft
    lol dis server is like dat time da Netherlands was like “nah u can’t stay here” to dem African asylum seekers and Uganda was like “yo come thru we got u” so now dis server is like da Uganda of Minecraft servers, we welcome errybody no matter where u from. u can build ur own lil asylum in dis server and we won’t kick u out, unless u start griefing den u outta here faster dan u can say “asylum seeker”. join dis server for a wild ride, we promise u won’t regret it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Battle Standards Raised: 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Astral Orbs Gathered: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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