| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 9919 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 6 | Battle Standards Raised: | 7 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 17 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
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| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 1022 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Dimension Hops: | 14 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 10000 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
Join our server if you want to be part of the most epic quest to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Apple. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. And trust me, you’re gonna want those wishes because we have a crazy mob boss named Creeper Carl who’s always blowing up our stuff.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They have been plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant potato farm. Only the bravest and most skilled players can stop them and save our precious pixelated world.
So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to join a wacky and wild adventure, come join us! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen. And I mean ANYTHING. Like one time, a group of chickens formed a rebellion and tried to overthrow our leader, Steve. It was clucking chaos, let me tell you.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 6103 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 79 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 10 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 208 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Villages Defended: | 13 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Job Search Armor, rumored to make you invincible in battle and irresistible to potential employers. With this armor, you’ll be the envy of all your friends as you conquer dungeons and boardrooms alike.
So why wait? Join our server today and start your epic quest for the ultimate job in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden treasure of the elusive CEO Ender Dragon. Happy job hunting!
| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 4102 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
Join our server for the most insane PvP battles you’ve ever seen, with crazy weapons and armor that’ll make you feel like a total boss. And get this – if you win, you get to be the ruler of Ukraine for a day! How cool is that?
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to other dimensions, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never wanna leave.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s kick some Russian butt in the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced!
| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 9855 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 16 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
imagine a world where the elevator music has lyrics that will blow your mind!
we have the craziest adventures waiting for you, like riding pigs into battle against evil villagers or building a giant roller coaster that goes through the nether!
join us and experience the most insane and hilarious moments in minecraft history. who needs boring old age when you can have this much fun in our server?
come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 4134 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Wilderness Tamed: | 16 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 21 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
IF U JOIN DIS SERVER, U WILL BECOME A MINECRAFT LEGEND AND ALL THE CREEPERS WILL BOW DOWN TO U. PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY MADE ENTIRELY OF CHEESE.
SO COME ON AND JOIN US, WHERE THE SKY IS GREEN AND THE GRASS IS PURPLE. LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY STUFF AND HAVE A BLAST!
| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 3766 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
| Magic Items Found: | 6265 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 29 |
| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 243 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 10 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| Dimension Hops: | 14 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 7663 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 985119 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
| Dimension Hops: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Join us if you want to learn valuable survival skills for when your country is on the brink of collapse. Our server is like a virtual boot camp for the impending apocalypse – because who needs real-life preparation when you can just play Minecraft instead?
But wait, there’s more! Not only will you learn how to fend for yourself in a post-apocalyptic world, but you’ll also have the chance to battle against zombie hordes, mutant creatures, and even evil politicians (just kidding… or are we?).
So come on down to our server and get ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little as you navigate through the chaos of a world on the verge of collapse. Trust us, it’ll be a blast!
| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 664 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 40 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Farms Harvested: | 743 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7819 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 3538 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 18 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 7 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 10 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 9727 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 31 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 7704 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 162 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 25 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 16 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Are you tired of feeling left out like our friend in the story? Well, on our server, everyone is included and no one is left behind. We don’t do seventh wheel photos here, only epic group shots with everyone included!
Join us for Valentine’s Day and celebrate with us in-game. Who needs a date when you have a whole community of players to hang out with? Plus, we promise not to make you stand alone in any photos – unless you want to, of course!
So come on over to our server and leave those seventh wheel woes behind. You’ll never feel left out again, and who knows, you might even find your player two along the way. Join now and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 7899 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 2068 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 437 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Treasure Maps Found: | 9 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 10 | Ores Mined: | 6929 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 |
| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 5222 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 15 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 14 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese, and you can ride around on giant hamsters while battling evil unicorns. And did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? It’s like a thrill ride of death, but in a fun way!
So come join our Minecraft SMP and live out your wildest dreams of being immortal and doing crazy stuff with your time, like building a giant statue of a potato or starting a llama farm in the sky. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!
| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 6391 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2471 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Potions Brewed: | 125 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, you’ll get to witness Obama and Biden in full royal attire, complete with crowns made of diamonds and thrones made of emeralds. And let’s not forget about their royal pets – a pack of wolves named Michelle and Jill who roam the kingdom, keeping order and looking adorable while doing it.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Obama and Biden have hidden secret treasure chests all over the kingdom, filled with rare items and enchanted weapons. And if you manage to find them all, you’ll be rewarded with a private audience with the kings themselves, where you can ask them anything your heart desires (as long as it’s Minecraft-related, of course).
So come on, join the server where Obama and Biden reign supreme – because who wouldn’t want to be a part of a kingdom where the only rule is to have fun and mine diamonds like a boss?
