| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Join our server for a chance to ride on a flying pig while battling against an army of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dance Blocky Bob and earn his respect?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. And remember, never trust what your brain tells you after 10pm – especially when it comes to choosing a Minecraft server!
| Players: | 99/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Internet Archive’s wayback machine can’t keep up with all the madness. We’re constantly breaking the boundaries of reality and logic, so if you want to join a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then look no further.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned at every turn. See you on the other side, YO!
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Our server is perfect for restless leg syndrome sufferers who just can’t handle the restriction of pajamas. We understand the struggle of trying to sleep in clothes and we support your decision to sleep in the nude.
Join us and meet like-minded players who also prefer to sleep in their birthday suits. Build friendships, explore the virtual world, and never worry about someone forcing you to wear clothes while you sleep.
Don’t let anyone dictate how you sleep, join our server and sleep naked with pride!
| Players: | 94/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 1712 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers ride pigs like they’re rodeo champions. You won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else!
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to worrying and hello to wacky adventures!
| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
This server is like Hogwarts on steroids, with potions that make you fart rainbows and broomsticks that double as jetpacks. 🌈🚀
Join us for epic wizard battles where you can turn your enemies into chickens or summon a herd of exploding sheep. 🐔💥
And don’t worry about your kid learning dark magic, because our professors are all certified unicorns who only teach the most wholesome spells, like how to make a sandwich with a flick of your wand. 🥪✨
So come on down to our magical Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry dragons). 🐉🔥
Just make sure to pack your kid’s bags with plenty of pixie dust and a sense of humor, because things are about to get seriously silly up in here. 😜🧚♂️
| Players: | 98/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Focus | Heavy emphasis on movecraft, city building, custom progression, and crafting |
| Treasure Hunts | Participate in treasure hunts and fishing contests |
| Siege Capture Points | Earn passive income by capturing siege points |
You can join the server by connecting to the IP: play.corsairemc.com
Yes, you can visit the official website at: https://www.corsairemc.com/
If you’re interested in joining a clan, you can add Blackular:3503
You can view the live map by visiting: https://map.corsairemc.com/#world;flat;-77824,64,-18432;0
Yes, you can join the Discord server at: https://discord.gg/EHWgVY63
You can refer to the server’s Wiki for detailed information: https://www.corsairemc.com/wiki
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 35 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with killer bunnies and lava-spewing llamas. But watch out, because the trees are alive and they’re out for revenge!
If you’re feeling brave, take on our epic boss battles where you’ll face off against a giant chicken with laser eyes or a pack of zombie villagers riding on giant spiders. And don’t forget to bring your dancing shoes because our disco parties are legendary!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, when in doubt, RUN BUSSY, RUN!!!
| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Our server, lovingly dubbed “The Land of Lulz,” is a place where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a cheeseburger? Go for it. Feel like starting a cult dedicated to worshipping chickens? Why not? The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).
But that’s not all – we have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good laugh. From epic pranks to ridiculous challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even run into some familiar faces from the darkest corners of the internet (yes, we’re looking at you, /pol/).
So why wait? Join us on The Land of Lulz today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
Join our server and feast like a king (or queen) with our unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples, diamond carrots, and creeper-shaped cookies. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our school cafeteria is run by a team of highly trained zombie chefs who will cook up a storm for you?
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the culinary adventure of a lifetime. Who needs real food when you can have virtual feasts fit for a Minecraft king? Join now and let the foodie fun begin!
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 13 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
| Players: | 98/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
| Zombie Dances: | 10 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
But that’s not all – we’ve got an entire OST dedicated to the Snoot Game, because why not? And don’t even get me started on our Blender and Low Poly models that will make your jaw drop. Want to chat with AI chatbots in the game? We’ve got those too, because who needs real friends when you have virtual ones?
Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server crashing from all the craziness). Who needs normal when you can have Snoot Game levels of insanity? So come on in and let’s get this party started!
| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 5 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 25 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
