| Players: | 90/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 7 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
In our upcoming Lost Records expansion, you can experience the astonishing supernatural power of being gay just like Alex Chen in True Colors. But beware, this power will lead to moments of great joy, violent anger, world-altering sadness, and irrepressible fear – all in the world of Minecraft!
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you experience such outrageous powers and insane stories while building and surviving in a blocky world? Join us now and get ready for a wild ride through the Pacific Northwest town of Arcadia Bay – Minecraft style!
| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Herobrine Sightings: | 6 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
On our server, you can build your dream house without any unwanted house guests. No more complaints about noise or lack of privacy – just pure, uninterrupted gameplay. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the struggle of living with family members who overstay their welcome.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the real-life drama. Build, explore, and relax in a world where you can truly be yourself. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new virtual family who won’t complain about your high sex drive!
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 36 | Emeralds Found: | 2400 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 9 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
| Players: | 97/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 45 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
we got THREE PrDA1 genes to play with, u can mix and match dem like a mad scientist and create the ultimate peony farm 🧪🌺
imagine having seeds so big u need a wheelbarrow to carry dem all 😂🤣
come join us and be the envy of all ur minecraft friends with ur insane seed yield and epic tree peony farm 🌳💎
who needs diamonds when u got giant peony seeds, amirite? 😜✨
| Players: | 106/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
Join our server for a chance to ride on a flying pig while battling against an army of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dance Blocky Bob and earn his respect?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. And remember, never trust what your brain tells you after 10pm – especially when it comes to choosing a Minecraft server!
| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Internet Archive’s wayback machine can’t keep up with all the madness. We’re constantly breaking the boundaries of reality and logic, so if you want to join a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then look no further.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned at every turn. See you on the other side, YO!
| Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Our server is perfect for restless leg syndrome sufferers who just can’t handle the restriction of pajamas. We understand the struggle of trying to sleep in clothes and we support your decision to sleep in the nude.
Join us and meet like-minded players who also prefer to sleep in their birthday suits. Build friendships, explore the virtual world, and never worry about someone forcing you to wear clothes while you sleep.
Don’t let anyone dictate how you sleep, join our server and sleep naked with pride!
| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers ride pigs like they’re rodeo champions. You won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else!
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to worrying and hello to wacky adventures!
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Farms Harvested: | 650 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
This server is like Hogwarts on steroids, with potions that make you fart rainbows and broomsticks that double as jetpacks. 🌈🚀
Join us for epic wizard battles where you can turn your enemies into chickens or summon a herd of exploding sheep. 🐔💥
And don’t worry about your kid learning dark magic, because our professors are all certified unicorns who only teach the most wholesome spells, like how to make a sandwich with a flick of your wand. 🥪✨
So come on down to our magical Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry dragons). 🐉🔥
Just make sure to pack your kid’s bags with plenty of pixie dust and a sense of humor, because things are about to get seriously silly up in here. 😜🧚♂️
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 13 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Rainbows Spotted: | 10 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Focus | Heavy emphasis on movecraft, city building, custom progression, and crafting |
| Treasure Hunts | Participate in treasure hunts and fishing contests |
| Siege Capture Points | Earn passive income by capturing siege points |
You can join the server by connecting to the IP: play.corsairemc.com
Yes, you can visit the official website at: https://www.corsairemc.com/
If you’re interested in joining a clan, you can add Blackular:3503
You can view the live map by visiting: https://map.corsairemc.com/#world;flat;-77824,64,-18432;0
Yes, you can join the Discord server at: https://discord.gg/EHWgVY63
You can refer to the server’s Wiki for detailed information: https://www.corsairemc.com/wiki
| Players: | 97/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Buildings Constructed: | 33 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with killer bunnies and lava-spewing llamas. But watch out, because the trees are alive and they’re out for revenge!
If you’re feeling brave, take on our epic boss battles where you’ll face off against a giant chicken with laser eyes or a pack of zombie villagers riding on giant spiders. And don’t forget to bring your dancing shoes because our disco parties are legendary!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, when in doubt, RUN BUSSY, RUN!!!
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Our server, lovingly dubbed “The Land of Lulz,” is a place where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a cheeseburger? Go for it. Feel like starting a cult dedicated to worshipping chickens? Why not? The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).
But that’s not all – we have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good laugh. From epic pranks to ridiculous challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even run into some familiar faces from the darkest corners of the internet (yes, we’re looking at you, /pol/).
So why wait? Join us on The Land of Lulz today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.
| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Join our server and feast like a king (or queen) with our unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples, diamond carrots, and creeper-shaped cookies. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our school cafeteria is run by a team of highly trained zombie chefs who will cook up a storm for you?
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the culinary adventure of a lifetime. Who needs real food when you can have virtual feasts fit for a Minecraft king? Join now and let the foodie fun begin!
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 48 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
