so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where you can ride rainbow unicorns and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. plus, we got this secret underground disco party where the DJ is a talking cactus. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a land where pizza grows on trees and pasta falls from the sky. it’s like, totally insane, dude. come join the fun before the evil llamas take over the world!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 99/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged: 10 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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