so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where you can ride rainbow unicorns and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. plus, we got this secret underground disco party where the DJ is a talking cactus. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a land where pizza grows on trees and pasta falls from the sky. it’s like, totally insane, dude. come join the fun before the evil llamas take over the world!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 97/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Ores Mined: 9613 Evil Twin Fights: 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Crops Grown: 6789
Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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