so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where you can ride rainbow unicorns and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. plus, we got this secret underground disco party where the DJ is a talking cactus. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a land where pizza grows on trees and pasta falls from the sky. it’s like, totally insane, dude. come join the fun before the evil llamas take over the world!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 106/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 5856
Endless Legions Commanded: 12 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 37
Meteorites Collected: 4 Crops Grown: 2565
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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