IronPrisonMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky Fun Zone

abstract, blocky, Concept, contemplation, contradiction, Curiosity, Deep thinking, existentialism, Fun, intellectual, INTERESTING, Language, least interesting, mind-bending, Paradox, Perception, perspective, philosophy, semantics, thing.., thought experiment, Title, Zone

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5637
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	5523
Crops Grown:	2798	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

join our epic minecraft server where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk. we have a secret underground disco party where creepers are the djs and skeletons breakdance like it’s the 80s.

you can ride on a llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes and battle evil villagers who are actually just misunderstood and really just want to sell you some questionable items.

our server is so lit that even the ender dragon wants to join in on the fun. come build a house made entirely out of diamonds and watch as it attracts all the zombies who just want to admire your bling.

so come on down to our crazy minecraft world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

Puppy Love Connection

Animal Behavior, brain activity, close bond, cognitive processing, Communication, Companionship, Connection, Dogs, emotions, Empathy, Evolution, facial expressions, human-animal bond, humans, love, neuroscience, non-verbal cues, puppy, Similarities, social behavior, social bond, species, study

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3531
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Void Gems Collected:	24
Potions Brewed:	126	Villages Defended:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where humans and dogs unite in epic battles against creepers and skeletons! our studies have shown that humans and dogs have similar brain activity when processing facial expressions, so you know you’ll be in good company here!

our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments, like when a dog rode a pig into battle against a horde of zombies, or when a human built a giant statue of their pet dog out of diamonds! you never know what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into on our server.

so come join us and experience the ultimate bond between humans and dogs in the world of minecraft! who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a secret underground dog civilization or become best friends with a talking wolf. anything is possible on our server!

⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️

2019, Anticheat, april 1st, Bed.., Currency, Discord, economy plugins, Factions, Griefing, History, java, Performance, Phantoms, PvP, quality of life, Straight.., Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6683
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	493
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Zombie Dances:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Divine Spears Created:	30
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Alien Abductions:	0

Straight Up Minecraft Server

Server IP	play.straightupminecraft.com
Join us on Discord	https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

About Straight Up:

Straight Up is a vanilla Minecraft: Java edition server open to all players. We offer a laid back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible. The overworld has never been wiped since our founding date of April 1st, 2019, and we intend to keep it that way. With a rich history spanning over 5 years, there is much to explore and many adventures to be had.

Features:

PvP and Griefing	Permitted
Server Performance	Stable
World Resets	No resets ever
Quality of Life Changes	Minor changes for player freedom
Anticheat	Effective anticheat system
Gameplay Features	No teleportation, land claims, or economy plugins

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I use /tpa, /warp, or /home commands on the server?

A: No, Straight Up Minecraft server does not allow the use of teleportation commands or any other commands that deviate from the vanilla survival experience.

Q: Are there any land protection or land claim plugins on the server?

A: No, there are no land protection or land claim plugins on the server. PvP and griefing are permitted, so players should take necessary precautions to protect their builds.

Q: Is there an in-game currency or economy system on the server?

A: No, the server does not have any currency, factions, or economy plugins. The focus is on providing a pure vanilla survival experience.

Mystic Streamer’s Hiatus 1.20.4

1.20.4, audience engagement, Burnout, Consistency, Content Creation, creative block, entertainment industry, Hiatus, mental health, motivation, mystic, online presence, PERSONAL LIFE, PRESSURE, self-care, social media, Streamers, streaming, streaming platform, streaming schedule, stress, Technology, Time management, video games

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4343
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	191	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Farms Harvested:	397	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dimension Hops:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	3667
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Bro, forget that boring question! Join our epic Minecraft server and stream for 97 days straight because you won’t be able to tear yourself away from all the insane adventures and hilarious shenanigans happening 24/7!

We’ve got more excitement than a llama riding a rollercoaster while juggling diamonds and dodging creepers!

You’ll be laughing so hard, your mom will think you’ve lost your marbles!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride that will make you question why you ever wasted time doing anything else!

SisGFsSpermDonor Minecraft Server

biological connection, Boundaries, Communication, COMPLICATED, cousins, Decision making, emotional impact, ethical concerns, family dynamic, family ties, future kids, Minecraft, noble thing, personal feelings, relationships, reproductive rights, Server, Siblings, SisGFsSpermDonor, sperm donation, Support, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7794
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Gods Slained:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Farms Harvested:	219

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family dynamics are as complicated as a redstone contraption gone wrong! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and unexpected twists!

Imagine a world where your boyfriend agrees to donate sperm to his sister’s girlfriend without consulting you first. Talk about a plot twist! Will you support their unconventional family plan or will you stir up drama like a creeper in a TNT shop?

Witness the chaos unfold as you navigate through a server where cousins become siblings and family dinners turn into heated arguments. Can you handle the pressure of keeping up with this crazy family tree?

So, why join our server? Because where else can you experience a soap opera-worthy storyline while mining for diamonds and fighting off zombies? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wacky adventure – join now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions!

MineCraftBucks300

Boyfriend, CANCELLATION, Character, cruise, emergency, Friends, messages, military discount, MineCraftBucks300, non-refundable, Party, payment, pockets, Rants, refund, refunds, Replacement, rescheduled, room, Thanksgiving, trip

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2280
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	180	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	591
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this crazy cruise debacle.

In our server, you’ll find friendships tested, alliances formed, and betrayals aplenty. Just like how Mary and Ashley tried to weasel their way out of paying for a cruise they bailed on, you’ll have to navigate tricky situations and make tough decisions to survive in our world.

And just like how Jane stood her ground and didn’t give in to the demands of Mary and Ashley, you’ll have to show your strength and resilience in the face of adversity. Will you come out on top like Jane did, or will you crumble under the pressure like Mary and Ashley?

Join our server now for a rollercoaster of emotions, outrageous stories, and unforgettable moments. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to keep you entertained?

PandemicPickle Minecraft SMP

economic impact, healthcare system, hybrid learning, long-term effects, mask mandates, mental health, Minecraft, new normal, online shopping, pandemic effects, PandemicPickle, quarantine protocols, remote learning, remote work, smp, social distancing, social gatherings, societal changes, supply chain issues, travel restrictions, vaccination rates, virtual events, work from home

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7326
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17

Bro, let me tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, bro, you gotta join this server because the admins are actually aliens from outer space who have come to Earth to mine diamonds with us. I know, crazy right?

But wait, there’s more! The mobs on this server are actually trained ninjas who will challenge you to epic battles for rare loot. And get this, the only way to communicate with them is through interpretive dance. It’s like a rave party every time you encounter a mob!

Oh, and did I mention that the world border is constantly shrinking because a giant lava monster is trying to eat the entire server? Yeah, you gotta stay on your toes and build fast or you’ll be toast!

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will keep you on your toes, come join us on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyLifeTransformed

CraftyLifeTransformed, emotional growth, empowerment, growth mindset., inner strength, life changing, life lessons, new beginnings, overcoming obstacles, personal development, personal growth, personal transformation, Positive Change, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-discovery journey, self-empowerment, self-realization, transformative experience

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4873
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky? Look no further, because on our server, the most transformative experience you’ll have is when you stumble upon a secret portal that leads you to a land filled with talking chickens and dancing creepers.

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary pickaxe of infinite power, rumored to be hidden in the depths of the Nether. But be warned, the pickaxe is guarded by a giant lava monster who only speaks in riddles.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the world’s largest virtual cake, where players can gather to celebrate their victories and feast on delicious pixelated treats.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a transformative experience like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the meaning of life hidden in a block of obsidian.

CraftyTerrorMCServ

arrested, Conflict, CraftyTerrorMCServ, extremist, Global, IDF soldiers, International, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, Military, organization, Propaganda, radicalization, SECURITY, suspects, terror ties, Terrorism, Threats, violence, world

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5235
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Secret Passages Found:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off evil organizations with terror ties! we need all the help we can get to protect our virtual world from these sneaky baddies. plus, if you join, you’ll get a special cape that gives you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this crazy adventure. so grab your pickaxe and join us today!

BirdFluGoneWild

avian influenza, bird flu, bird migration, BirdFluGoneWild, CDC alert, disease outbreak, epidemic alert, flu pandemic, flu season, global health emergency, H5N1 virus, health crisis, human death, Infectious Disease, mortality rate, preventive measures, public health crisis, respiratory illness, US reports, virus transmission, zoonotic disease

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3312
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Holy Grails Found:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Dimension Hops:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Enchantments Applied:	74	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF! LIKE, WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLIN FROM DA SKY AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE TO DESPACITO! ALSO, IF U JOIN, U GET A FREE PET LLAMA THAT CAN DO BACKFLIPS AND SING LIKE BEYONCE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH PIGS THAT WEAR TOP HATS AND MONOCLES! PLUS, OUR MODS ARE ACTUALLY ALIENS FROM OUTER SPACE WHO CAN TURN INTO DINOSAURS ON COMMAND!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE THE EVIL CHICKENS TAKE OVER AND TURN US ALL INTO FRIED CHICKEN! #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE

Unique Butthole Crime Solver

anatomy, BIZARRE, butthole, crime, criminal, Dna, Evidence, Forensic, Identity, Individuality, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, match, Personal, privacy, Science, SECURITY, SOLVER, Technology, Unique

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6708
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

So, like, imagine if your butthole could be the key to solving crimes in Minecraft! Join our server and show off your one-of-a-kind butthole to help catch the bad guys. Who knew pixelated buttholes could be so important, right? Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself has a butthole that glows in the dark – you gotta see it to believe it! So come on over and let your butthole shine bright like a diamond on our server. It’s gonna be a real gas, trust me!

Blocky Baby-Stopper Surge

10. August 2022, 11. ban, 12. overturn, 13. states, 14. surge, 15. age 19-26, 16. healthcare, 17. reproductive rights, 18. family planning, 19. public policy, 2. Roe v Wade, 20. social issues, 3. permanent contraception, 4. young adults, 5. abortion, 6. research, 7. vasectomies, 8. tubal sterilizations, 9. May 2022, BabyStopper, blocky, Surge, US

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2343
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

so, like, imagine this crazy server where all the players are like, super smart and stuff because they got their tubes tied or snipped! like, they’re all about that permanent contraception life, yo.

join this server if you wanna play with a bunch of players who are totally committed to never having kids. like, they’re so dedicated, they went under the knife to make sure it never happens.

imagine the crazy conversations you’ll have with these players! they’ll be talking about their surgeries like it’s no big deal, just another day in the life of a hardcore Minecraft player.

plus, think of all the crazy builds they’ll come up with! they’ll have all the time in the world to perfect their creations because they won’t be distracted by little ones running around.

so come join this server and see for yourself how awesome it is to play with a bunch of players who are all about that permanent contraception life! it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

Welcome to the player server Anarxit Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarxit, BUILD, Community, Creative, Explore, Friends, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, player server, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival, virtual world

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	556
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Love Letters Sent:	19
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Runes Activated:	7	Chimeras Created:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

The owner of the “Welcome to the Anarxit player server” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

HukuCraft.aternos.me:37496

NEXUS

18+ only, Adventurer, Builder, Community Focused, Discord, Fabric 1.21.4, HermitCraft Inspired, Interview Required, java edition, Legit Minecraft, Live Server Map, Mic required, minecraft home, Nexus, proximity chat, quality of life mods, redstone engineer, smp, vanilla minecraft

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8591
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

NEXUS SMP Overview

What Makes NEXUS SMP Special?
🛠️ Hermitcraft-Inspired Gameplay

✨ Fresh, New Server with Endless Possibilities

Server Features:
🏗️ Vanilla Minecraft with Quality-of-Life Mods
🎙️ Proximity Chat for Immersive Communication
🗺️ Live Server Map

Requirements:
🎤 Mic Required (Proximity chat)
🔞 18+ Only
✅ Legit Minecraft (Java Edition, Fabric 1.21.4)

Ready to Join? An interview is required to ensure a good fit. Communication is key!

🔗 Join our Discord to apply and be part of NEXUS SMP! https://discord.gg/gp2Vghfawf

Don’t miss the launch on January 11—apply now and make NEXUS your new Minecraft home!

FAQ

Q: How can I join NEXUS SMP?	A: Join our Discord and apply for an interview to join the server.
Q: What version of Minecraft is required?	A: You will need Java Edition, Fabric 1.21.4 to join NEXUS SMP.
Q: Is there an age requirement?	A: Yes, the server is for players aged 18 and above.
Q: Can I use voice chat on the server?	A: Yes, a mic is required for proximity chat communication.

Robo Lounge 1.21.3

1.21.3, Dominant, Domination, Erotic, Facesitting, FANTASY, fembots, fetish, free, kink, Lounge, Nice, paid to sit, Pleasure, Robo, Roleplay, seductive, Services, sit on face, Sitting, sought after, submissive, submissive services

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4598
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Towns Built:	8

Yo, bros, ever thought about fembots and their facesitting skills? Like, they don’t even know how much we crave that service, man. And guess what? On this Minecraft server, you can experience the ultimate facesitting extravaganza! Join now for a chance to sit on virtual faces and get paid for it. Or hey, do it for free just to spread some love and joy in the Minecraft world. It’s a wild ride, my dudes. Join us and let’s make facesitting great again!

Players:	108/900	Votes:	2903
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Void Gems Collected:	34	Eternal Flames Captured:	5