Iron Axe | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyBedBanter

awkward moments in bed, bedroom banter, bedroom confessions, best thing said in bed, BlockyBedBanter, compliments in bed, cringeworthy comments, dirty talk, embarrassing moments in bed, funny things said in bed, hurtful words, insults in bed, intimate conversations, memorable moments in bed, passionate declarations, pillow talk, romantic words, sexy comments, Sweet nothings, unexpected comments in bed, worst thing said in bed

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9708
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	286767	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Votes:	4078	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5765	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality itself? Look no further! Our server is so wild, players have reported hearing creepers whispering sweet nothings in their ears as they mine for diamonds. And don’t even get us started on the time someone built a giant bed out of wool and tried to sleep in it – let’s just say it didn’t end well. Join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with unexpected twists and turns in the sheets… I mean, blocks.

CraftyCharlie Minecraft Server

10 years after attack, anniversary, Censorship, Charlie Hebdo, commemoration, controversial, CraftyCharlie, defiance, editorial cartoon, freedom of speech, French magazine, indestructible, Journalism, magazine cover, Minecraft, Paris, political cartoon, press freedom, resilience, satire, Server, Special Edition, terrorist attack

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1546
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Divine Spears Created:	19	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dimension Hops:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where everything is INDESTRUCTIBLE! That’s right, no more worrying about creepers blowing up your epic builds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even ‘Charlie Hebdo’ decided to unveil a special edition after 10 years of our epicness. That’s right, we’re so legendary that even famous magazines are taking notice.

Join us now for the craziest, most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Build to your heart’s content without fear of destruction, and maybe even get featured in a magazine. What are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyMissileMadness

antony blinken, ballistic missile, conflict escalation, CraftyMissileMadness, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, Meetings, military tensions, missile testing, North Korea, North Korean aggression, nuclear weapons, regional stability, security threat, seoul, south korea, U.S. Secretary of State, united states

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4209
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	10

omg u guys u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of ur life. we got creepers that explode like north korean missiles, but don’t worry u can respawn so it’s all good.

our server is so lit that even U.S. Secretary of State Antony Blinken had to hold meetings in Seoul just to get a glimpse of the action. he was like “dang, this server is more intense than international diplomacy.”

join us and build ur own empire, or just chill and watch the chaos unfold. either way, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. what more could u ask for? come on, don’t be a noob, join us now!

Blocky Fun Zone

abstract, blocky, Concept, contemplation, contradiction, Curiosity, Deep thinking, existentialism, Fun, intellectual, INTERESTING, Language, least interesting, mind-bending, Paradox, Perception, perspective, philosophy, semantics, thing.., thought experiment, Title, Zone

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5399
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Votes:	8489	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

join our epic minecraft server where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk. we have a secret underground disco party where creepers are the djs and skeletons breakdance like it’s the 80s.

you can ride on a llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes and battle evil villagers who are actually just misunderstood and really just want to sell you some questionable items.

our server is so lit that even the ender dragon wants to join in on the fun. come build a house made entirely out of diamonds and watch as it attracts all the zombies who just want to admire your bling.

so come on down to our crazy minecraft world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

Puppy Love Connection

Animal Behavior, brain activity, close bond, cognitive processing, Communication, Companionship, Connection, Dogs, emotions, Empathy, Evolution, facial expressions, human-animal bond, humans, love, neuroscience, non-verbal cues, puppy, Similarities, social behavior, social bond, species, study

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5727
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Alien Abductions:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Towns Built:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where humans and dogs unite in epic battles against creepers and skeletons! our studies have shown that humans and dogs have similar brain activity when processing facial expressions, so you know you’ll be in good company here!

our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments, like when a dog rode a pig into battle against a horde of zombies, or when a human built a giant statue of their pet dog out of diamonds! you never know what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into on our server.

so come join us and experience the ultimate bond between humans and dogs in the world of minecraft! who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a secret underground dog civilization or become best friends with a talking wolf. anything is possible on our server!

⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️

2019, Anticheat, april 1st, Bed.., Currency, Discord, economy plugins, Factions, Griefing, History, java, Performance, Phantoms, PvP, quality of life, Straight.., Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9989
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Zombie Dances:	2
Void Gems Collected:	31	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Straight Up Minecraft Server

Server IP	play.straightupminecraft.com
Join us on Discord	https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

About Straight Up:

Straight Up is a vanilla Minecraft: Java edition server open to all players. We offer a laid back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible. The overworld has never been wiped since our founding date of April 1st, 2019, and we intend to keep it that way. With a rich history spanning over 5 years, there is much to explore and many adventures to be had.

Features:

PvP and Griefing	Permitted
Server Performance	Stable
World Resets	No resets ever
Quality of Life Changes	Minor changes for player freedom
Anticheat	Effective anticheat system
Gameplay Features	No teleportation, land claims, or economy plugins

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I use /tpa, /warp, or /home commands on the server?

A: No, Straight Up Minecraft server does not allow the use of teleportation commands or any other commands that deviate from the vanilla survival experience.

Q: Are there any land protection or land claim plugins on the server?

A: No, there are no land protection or land claim plugins on the server. PvP and griefing are permitted, so players should take necessary precautions to protect their builds.

Q: Is there an in-game currency or economy system on the server?

A: No, the server does not have any currency, factions, or economy plugins. The focus is on providing a pure vanilla survival experience.

Mystic Streamer’s Hiatus 1.20.4

1.20.4, audience engagement, Burnout, Consistency, Content Creation, creative block, entertainment industry, Hiatus, mental health, motivation, mystic, online presence, PERSONAL LIFE, PRESSURE, self-care, social media, Streamers, streaming, streaming platform, streaming schedule, stress, Technology, Time management, video games

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9882
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Votes:	4764
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Void Armor Forged:	23	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Bro, forget that boring question! Join our epic Minecraft server and stream for 97 days straight because you won’t be able to tear yourself away from all the insane adventures and hilarious shenanigans happening 24/7!

We’ve got more excitement than a llama riding a rollercoaster while juggling diamonds and dodging creepers!

You’ll be laughing so hard, your mom will think you’ve lost your marbles!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride that will make you question why you ever wasted time doing anything else!

SisGFsSpermDonor Minecraft Server

biological connection, Boundaries, Communication, COMPLICATED, cousins, Decision making, emotional impact, ethical concerns, family dynamic, family ties, future kids, Minecraft, noble thing, personal feelings, relationships, reproductive rights, Server, Siblings, SisGFsSpermDonor, sperm donation, Support, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5952
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Meteorites Collected:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family dynamics are as complicated as a redstone contraption gone wrong! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and unexpected twists!

Imagine a world where your boyfriend agrees to donate sperm to his sister’s girlfriend without consulting you first. Talk about a plot twist! Will you support their unconventional family plan or will you stir up drama like a creeper in a TNT shop?

Witness the chaos unfold as you navigate through a server where cousins become siblings and family dinners turn into heated arguments. Can you handle the pressure of keeping up with this crazy family tree?

So, why join our server? Because where else can you experience a soap opera-worthy storyline while mining for diamonds and fighting off zombies? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wacky adventure – join now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions!

MineCraftBucks300

Boyfriend, CANCELLATION, Character, cruise, emergency, Friends, messages, military discount, MineCraftBucks300, non-refundable, Party, payment, pockets, Rants, refund, refunds, Replacement, rescheduled, room, Thanksgiving, trip

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8515
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this crazy cruise debacle.

In our server, you’ll find friendships tested, alliances formed, and betrayals aplenty. Just like how Mary and Ashley tried to weasel their way out of paying for a cruise they bailed on, you’ll have to navigate tricky situations and make tough decisions to survive in our world.

And just like how Jane stood her ground and didn’t give in to the demands of Mary and Ashley, you’ll have to show your strength and resilience in the face of adversity. Will you come out on top like Jane did, or will you crumble under the pressure like Mary and Ashley?

Join our server now for a rollercoaster of emotions, outrageous stories, and unforgettable moments. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to keep you entertained?

PandemicPickle Minecraft SMP

economic impact, healthcare system, hybrid learning, long-term effects, mask mandates, mental health, Minecraft, new normal, online shopping, pandemic effects, PandemicPickle, quarantine protocols, remote learning, remote work, smp, social distancing, social gatherings, societal changes, supply chain issues, travel restrictions, vaccination rates, virtual events, work from home

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6121
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4075	Animals Bred:	188
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	3768	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	259
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Bro, let me tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, bro, you gotta join this server because the admins are actually aliens from outer space who have come to Earth to mine diamonds with us. I know, crazy right?

But wait, there’s more! The mobs on this server are actually trained ninjas who will challenge you to epic battles for rare loot. And get this, the only way to communicate with them is through interpretive dance. It’s like a rave party every time you encounter a mob!

Oh, and did I mention that the world border is constantly shrinking because a giant lava monster is trying to eat the entire server? Yeah, you gotta stay on your toes and build fast or you’ll be toast!

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will keep you on your toes, come join us on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyLifeTransformed

CraftyLifeTransformed, emotional growth, empowerment, growth mindset., inner strength, life changing, life lessons, new beginnings, overcoming obstacles, personal development, personal growth, personal transformation, Positive Change, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-discovery journey, self-empowerment, self-realization, transformative experience

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6138
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky? Look no further, because on our server, the most transformative experience you’ll have is when you stumble upon a secret portal that leads you to a land filled with talking chickens and dancing creepers.

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary pickaxe of infinite power, rumored to be hidden in the depths of the Nether. But be warned, the pickaxe is guarded by a giant lava monster who only speaks in riddles.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the world’s largest virtual cake, where players can gather to celebrate their victories and feast on delicious pixelated treats.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a transformative experience like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the meaning of life hidden in a block of obsidian.

CraftyTerrorMCServ

arrested, Conflict, CraftyTerrorMCServ, extremist, Global, IDF soldiers, International, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, Military, organization, Propaganda, radicalization, SECURITY, suspects, terror ties, Terrorism, Threats, violence, world

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9637
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off evil organizations with terror ties! we need all the help we can get to protect our virtual world from these sneaky baddies. plus, if you join, you’ll get a special cape that gives you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this crazy adventure. so grab your pickaxe and join us today!

BirdFluGoneWild

avian influenza, bird flu, bird migration, BirdFluGoneWild, CDC alert, disease outbreak, epidemic alert, flu pandemic, flu season, global health emergency, H5N1 virus, health crisis, human death, Infectious Disease, mortality rate, preventive measures, public health crisis, respiratory illness, US reports, virus transmission, zoonotic disease

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1126
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Animals Bred:	106	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	13

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF! LIKE, WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLIN FROM DA SKY AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE TO DESPACITO! ALSO, IF U JOIN, U GET A FREE PET LLAMA THAT CAN DO BACKFLIPS AND SING LIKE BEYONCE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH PIGS THAT WEAR TOP HATS AND MONOCLES! PLUS, OUR MODS ARE ACTUALLY ALIENS FROM OUTER SPACE WHO CAN TURN INTO DINOSAURS ON COMMAND!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE THE EVIL CHICKENS TAKE OVER AND TURN US ALL INTO FRIED CHICKEN! #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE

Unique Butthole Crime Solver

anatomy, BIZARRE, butthole, crime, criminal, Dna, Evidence, Forensic, Identity, Individuality, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, match, Personal, privacy, Science, SECURITY, SOLVER, Technology, Unique

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	107
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	569	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

So, like, imagine if your butthole could be the key to solving crimes in Minecraft! Join our server and show off your one-of-a-kind butthole to help catch the bad guys. Who knew pixelated buttholes could be so important, right? Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself has a butthole that glows in the dark – you gotta see it to believe it! So come on over and let your butthole shine bright like a diamond on our server. It’s gonna be a real gas, trust me!

Blocky Baby-Stopper Surge

10. August 2022, 11. ban, 12. overturn, 13. states, 14. surge, 15. age 19-26, 16. healthcare, 17. reproductive rights, 18. family planning, 19. public policy, 2. Roe v Wade, 20. social issues, 3. permanent contraception, 4. young adults, 5. abortion, 6. research, 7. vasectomies, 8. tubal sterilizations, 9. May 2022, BabyStopper, blocky, Surge, US

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8473
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

so, like, imagine this crazy server where all the players are like, super smart and stuff because they got their tubes tied or snipped! like, they’re all about that permanent contraception life, yo.

join this server if you wanna play with a bunch of players who are totally committed to never having kids. like, they’re so dedicated, they went under the knife to make sure it never happens.

imagine the crazy conversations you’ll have with these players! they’ll be talking about their surgeries like it’s no big deal, just another day in the life of a hardcore Minecraft player.

plus, think of all the crazy builds they’ll come up with! they’ll have all the time in the world to perfect their creations because they won’t be distracted by little ones running around.

so come join this server and see for yourself how awesome it is to play with a bunch of players who are all about that permanent contraception life! it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

Players:	101/700	Votes:	1461
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	469
Votes:	8877	Infernal Machines Built:	0