Are you tired of being an incel in real life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you to find love! Join now and watch as foids (female players) flock to you because of your virtual white, 6’3, fit, blue-eyed avatar. Who needs real-life dating when you can find love in the world of blocks and pixels? Don’t miss out on this opportunity to finally break free from your incel status and become a Minecraft Chad!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

    WeddingCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of attending weddings where kids run around like wild animals, knocking over decorations and spilling drinks everywhere? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is as child-free as a fancy wedding! Join us for a stress-free and elegant gaming experience where you won’t have to worry about little ones ruining the fun.

    One player, let’s call him Steve, tried to bring his 4-year-old son to the server and was promptly kicked out. He was outraged, claiming his son is practically family and that it’s hard to find childcare in the virtual world. But rules are rules, Steve! No kids allowed, even if they’re wearing diamond armor.

    So come join us on this child-free Minecraft server, where the only tantrums you’ll see are from creepers blowing up your builds. Don’t make us choose between you and your spawn, because we choose peace and quiet every time.

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 13 Lost Souls Rescued: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • FillerCraft: No Secrets Allowed

    FillerCraft: No Secrets Allowed
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested and filler is the talk of the town! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama, cocktails, and never have I ever games that will leave you questioning your friendships.

    Meet our player Kelly, who got filler and thought she could hide it from her friends. Will you be the one to call her out during a game of never have I ever? Will you defend her honor and pretend you can’t tell she got filler? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some serious virtual drama!

    So why join our server? Because where else can you find a virtual world filled with injectables, bachelorette trips, and FaceTime drama? Don’t miss out on the chance to navigate the world of friendship and filler in the most outrageous Minecraft server around. Join now and let the games begin!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • ShookCelebMinecraftSMP

    ShookCelebMinecraftSMP
    Are you still mourning the loss of your favorite celebrity? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and you might just run into them in the afterlife! That’s right, our server is a portal to the celebrity afterlife where you can build, mine, and chat with your favorite stars who have passed on. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground bunker where Tupac and Elvis are collaborating on a new album. So come join us and experience the ultimate celebrity encounter in Minecraft!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 36
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • CraftyCash50mil

    CraftyCash50mil
    What would you do if you had $50 million today? Buy a private island? Nah, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because on our server, you can build a mansion made entirely out of diamond blocks and ride around on a pet dragon named Fluffy. Oh, and did we mention that every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing llamas appears to serenade you? Yeah, that’s right. So forget about buying that private island, come join our server and live out your wildest Minecraft dreams!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Zombie Dances: 7 Legendary Scepters Created: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • GazaCeaseFire Minecraft Server

    GazaCeaseFire Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have hezbollah calling for unconditional cease-fire regardless of fighting in gaza! why? because our pvp battles are so intense, even world leaders are getting involved! build your own bunker and defend it against crazy mobs and rival players. plus, we have a secret underground tunnel system that leads to hidden treasures and secret bases. join now and be part of the chaos!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 5 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Holy Grails Found: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • SchoolCraft Gaza: Where learning and exploding creepers go hand in hand!

    SchoolCraft Gaza: Where learning and exploding creepers go hand in hand!
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have HAMAS as our main bosses! they have taken over the schools in Gaza and turned them into epic command centers for their evil plans. but don’t worry, you can join our team of brave players to take them down and save the day! fight through hordes of creepers and skeletons to reach the ultimate showdown with HAMAS leaders. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold waiting for you to discover. join now for the craziest adventure of your life!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Blocky Bridge Builders

    Blocky Bridge Builders
    yo, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can escape ur boring life and dive into a world of blocky madness? well, let me tell u, dis server is like therapy for ur soul, bridging all ur early life trauma and difficult-to-treat depression into a world of endless possibilities.

    imagine building a giant castle to protect urself from all the haters, or going on epic adventures to slay dragons and save princesses (or princes, we don’t discriminate here).

    trust me, once u join dis server, ur depression will be like “peace out, i’m outta here!” so come on, what u waiting for? join us and let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Bedrock: Where we only whitelist the fanciest of fantasy characters in our realm! Join us for some smp fun!

    Bedrock: Where we only whitelist the fanciest of fantasy characters in our realm! Join us for some smp fun!
    Bedrock Fantasy Realm

    Bedrock Fantasy Realm SMP

    Welcome to the Bedrock Fantasy Realm SMP, a Minecraft server where everyone is welcome except hackers, cheaters, glitchers, and rude individuals. Our server features various mods that enhance the overall look of the world and provide structure. Whether you enjoy building or PvPing, there is something for everyone here. Join us today and start exploring!

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Who is welcome on the server? Everyone is welcome except hackers, cheaters, glitchers, and rude individuals.
    What mods are included in the server? The server features mods that enhance the world’s look and provide structure.
    Can I build at spawn? Yes, you can build at spawn or venture far away without the fear of being killed.
    Is PvP allowed? PvP is allowed in events, outside of spawn, and to protect your base.
    How can I join the server? You can join by connecting to the server using the IP address provided.

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 31 New Chunks Explored: 183479

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Mine Hero Academia Minecraft Server

    Mine Hero Academia Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every block you break is a new adventure waiting to unfold! Join us for a chance to be personally mentored by the legendary manga artist, Horikoshi, as he guides you through building the ultimate base inspired by his latest one-shot masterpiece.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of pixelated unicorns that roam the land, dropping enchanted loot and granting wishes to those who can catch them. Rumor has it that these unicorns are actually disguised as creepers, so watch out for explosive surprises!

    If you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret portal leading to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. These mystical creatures will challenge you to epic dance-offs and aerial races, with the winner receiving a crown made of golden carrots.

    So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a journey that will make you question reality and redefine what it means to play Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the madness and mayhem that awaits you in this wacky world!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Dragons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Game Over Man Minecraft SMP

    Game Over Man Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you actually have to, like, play the game and stuff? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry llamas while trying to build your dream castle. And don’t worry, our resident prankster, Steve, will be there to fill your house with chickens just for laughs.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers every Friday night. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doing the Macarena on the dance floor.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of our crazy, chaotic world where the only rule is to have fun? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • CraftyProposalPlan

    CraftyProposalPlan
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as your future mother-in-law spilling the beans on your proposal plans? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with surprises at every turn.

    Just like how this poor soul’s surprise proposal got ruined by an overeager mother-in-law, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, maybe you’ll log in one day to find your base covered in pink wool by a mischievous prankster.

    Don’t worry about causing a fight between your boyfriend’s family – on our server, the only fights you’ll have are epic battles against mobs and other players. Plus, with our custom ring crafting plugin, you can propose to your in-game partner in the most romantic way possible.

    So come join us for a server experience that’s as crazy and chaotic as trying to keep a proposal secret from a chatty mother-in-law. Who needs surprises when you have our server to keep you entertained?

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • TraumaDumpSMP: Share Your Minecraft Traumas!

    TraumaDumpSMP: Share Your Minecraft Traumas!
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to join is by sharing your most traumatic experience! We believe that the best way to bond with your fellow players is by opening up about your deepest scars.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows up your entire house. But don’t worry, because in our SMP, we have therapists on standby to help you process the trauma of losing all your hard-earned loot.

    Join us for a wild ride of emotional rollercoasters, where every block you break is a metaphor for your inner struggles. So come on in, share your pain, and let’s build a community based on mutual suffering and healing. It’s the only way to truly thrive in this crazy world of pixelated blocks and exploding creepers.

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 86 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • BlockBustersFamLove

    BlockBustersFamLove
    Are you tired of your family’s boring support during challenging times? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the ultimate virtual family that will have your back no matter what. Need a pick-me-up after a tough day? Our virtual parents will tuck you in with a cozy bed made of diamonds. Feeling overwhelmed by school or work? Our virtual siblings will help you mine for resources and build the coolest virtual castle you’ve ever seen. So say goodbye to your real family and hello to your new, pixelated support system on our Minecraft server!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 13
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Boeing777SeaSearch Minecraft Server

    Boeing777SeaSearch Minecraft Server
    So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly you see a Boeing 777 crash into the ocean! And you’re like, “What the heck is going on?!” But then you realize it’s just part of the crazy adventure on this server.

    Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and unpredictable gameplay ever! We’ve got flying planes, underwater treasure hunts, and even a secret society of dolphins that will help you conquer the seas. Plus, our researchers are convinced that throwing Boeing 777 parts into the sea will somehow track down MH370. I mean, who needs logic when you’ve got this level of insanity?!

    So come on, join us and experience the wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world we’ve created. See you there, adventurer!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Runes Activated: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 25

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • PrisonCraft16: Putin’s Cellmate

    PrisonCraft16: Putin’s Cellmate
    Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like being locked up in a Russian prison, except you get beaten by your cellmate… in Minecraft! Join now to experience the thrill of being Russia’s youngest political prisoner at the age of 16. Who needs freedom when you can have a cellmate who beats you in a virtual world? It’s like a twisted version of the Hunger Games, but with blocks and creepers. So come on, join the madness and see if you can survive the brutality of this insane Minecraft server. Just watch out for those pesky cellmates with a grudge!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 83 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 13 Meteorites Collected: 0

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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