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Hygiene Queen Minecraft SMP

feminine care, feminine hygiene, feminine hygiene awareness, feminine hygiene education, feminine hygiene products, feminine hygiene routine, feminine odor, feminine products, feminine scent, feminine wash, feminine wellness, hygiene, hygiene practices, hygiene tips, intimate care, Minecraft, personal hygiene, Proper hygiene, Queen, smp, vaginal health, vaginal odor, Women’s Health, women’s hygiene

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6578
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Gods Slained:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Are you tired of wandering around a world filled with stinky vaginas? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us on a wild adventure where we fight against the Cunt Crisis and rid the land of foul odors.

Embark on quests to find the legendary Soap of Purity, battle against evil mobs who reek of fishy smells, and learn the ancient art of Vaginal Hygiene from our wise elders. Together, we can cleanse the world of smelly vaginas and restore peace and harmony to our beloved server.

So come on, don’t let your love life be ruined by stinky genitals any longer! Join our Minecraft SMP today and be a part of the epic quest to save the world from the horrors of vaginal odor. Trust us, it’s going to be a wild ride!

HouseParty Minecraft Server

Affair, Airbnb, apartment search, Blame, co parenting, Communication, commuting, custody, DAUGHTER, Divorce, emotional manipulation, family, Flat, Guilt, houseparty, Marriage, Minecraft, moving out, parenting, relationship, selfish behavior, separation, Server

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9585
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Emeralds Found:	5379	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

So, you’re looking for a new place to escape the drama and chaos of real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind, like that time my wife ran off to an Airbnb and demanded a divorce because I wouldn’t move out of the house fast enough for her liking. Who needs that kind of negativity when you can be building epic castles and battling creepers instead?

Forget about commuting drama and guilt trips, on our server, the only thing you’ll be commuting to is the nearest village to trade with villagers for rare items. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about someone stealing your diamonds or griefing your builds.

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life troubles at the door. Who needs a wife when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

ResearchRookie

Communication, Conflict, Curiosity, disagreement, education, growth, Improvement, knowledge, learning, Marriage, misunderstanding, Open-mindedness, relationship, research, ResearchRookie, Respect, self improvement, Trust, trust issues, Understanding, validation

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3635
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	New Chunks Explored:	401360
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can expand your knowledge base without getting in trouble with your wife? Look no further! Join our server where questioning everything is not only allowed, but encouraged!

We have a community of players who love to fact-check and research everything, from the best mining techniques to the history of creepers. Our server is the perfect place to satisfy your curiosity and learn new things, all while dodging the wrath of your significant other.

So come join us and never feel guilty about googling again! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they’ll make your wife forget all about your research habits.

AquaAlchemy Minecraft SMP

Ability, AquaAlchemy, Choice, decision, desire, dream, drink, FANTASY, fantasy drink, imagination, Magic, magical drink, Minecraft, option, power, Preference, selection, smp, Supernatural, transformation, Water, wish drink, wish fulfillment

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9834
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Runes Activated:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because like, you can turn water into ANY drink you want! Like, imagine just sippin’ on a potion of swiftness or a milkshake whenever you want. It’s like magic, but in Minecraft!

And get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the legendary players hang out. They have a pet dragon that breathes fire made of diamonds and they ride around on flying pigs. It’s like a dream come true, but in blocky form.

Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly Enderman. I heard someone wished for a house made entirely of cake and it actually came true!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the possibilities are endless and the laughs never stop. Just remember, always bring your sense of humor and a stack of golden carrots for good luck. Let’s do this, gamers! 🤪🎮🐷🔥

BlockBinge

addiction, addictive behavior, addictive habits, addictive patterns, addictive personality, addictive tendencies, Behavior, BlockBinge, compulsion, cravings, dependence, fixations, guilty pleasures, habits, impulse control, indulgence, Obsession, substance abuse, vices

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	726
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Mines Excavated:	4696
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Buildings Constructed:	39
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Are you addicted to building pixelated masterpieces? Do you find yourself dreaming in blocks and creepers? Then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a secret potion that will make your builds 10 times more epic and your diamonds sparkle like disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to epic build battles. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the addiction begin!

PutinAndHangs Minecraft Server

activism, authoritarianism, Censorship, civil liberties, Duma speaker, free speech, government oppression, hanged, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, injustice, jailed, Legal System, man, Minecraft, Political Criticism, political dissent, protest, putin, PutinAndHangs, russia, Russian, Server

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9243
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

so, u wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even a russian man got jailed for talkin bout it! he said da duma speaker should be ‘hanged right after putin’ cuz dis server is so dope, it got dem politicians shakin in their boots! join now and u might end up in jail too for bein too obsessed with dis epic minecraft world. trust me, it’s worth it. #minecraftgoals #russianscandal

GreenlandCraft: Trump’s Shopping Spree!

Arctic, buy Greenland, Canada, controversial proposal., denmark, diplomatic relations, economic opportunity, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Investment, Négotiation, North America, panama canal, Politics, shopping, spree, strategic interests, territorial acquisition, territorial expansion, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5382
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Dimension Hops:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Animals Bred:	124
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9016	Villages Defended:	16

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE TRUMP TRYNA BUY GREENLAND BUT INSTEAD WE GONNA BUY CANADA AND THE PANAMA CANAL HAHAHA. JOIN US IF U WANNA BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST LAND DEALS IN MINECRAFT HISTORY. BUILD YOUR OWN WALLS AND MAKE DEALS WITH OTHER PLAYERS TO TAKE OVER THE WHOLE MAP. WHO NEEDS GREENLAND WHEN U CAN HAVE CANADA, AMIRITE? COME JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY!

Sibling Rivalry Rescue

Behavior, birth order, birth order debate, birth order differences, birth order effects, birth order impact, birth order research, birth order study, cooperation, family dynamics, middle child syndrome, Middle children, personality traits, Psychology, rescue, research, Rivalry, sibling, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, Siblings, study

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3911
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	402	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Mines Excavated:	2628	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5532
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17

so, like, u know how middle children always get the short end of the stick? well, not on our server, bro! we LOVE middle children here, they’re like the unsung heroes of the family, always keepin’ the peace and stuff. join our server and be treated like the royalty u are, middle child! plus, we did a study and found out that middle children are more cooperative than their siblings, so, like, u know it’s gonna be a chill vibe on our server. come join the fun and be part of the middle child revolution!

CookieCraft SMP

active community, bedrock, CookieCraft, Discord, discord invite, End Reset, Friendly staff, Giveaways, Holiday Celebrations, java, Land Claim, Mini Games, new management, new players, No Whitelist, Play, server currency, Server Events, smooth experience, smp, Survival, Teleport

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	982
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

CookieCraft SMP Overview

Type	Semi-Vanilla Survival
Version	1.21.1
Features	Active community, player shops, land claim system, Discord, server events, and more!
Join Java	play.cookiecraftsmp.com
Join Bedrock	bedrock.cookiecraftsmp.com:25565
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/SSr7ZjwJk7

FAQ

Q: Is there a whitelist to join the server?

A: No, there is no whitelist. You can join the server directly.

Q: Are there any server events?

A: Yes, there are server events including giveaways, holiday celebrations, mini games, and more.

Q: Can I use /rtp to find a building spot?

A: Yes, all players can use /rtp to find their perfect building spot.

Q: Is there a player economy on the server?

A: Yes, there are player shops and a custom server currency to buy items.

Q: How often is the End reset?

A: The End is reset monthly, providing new end cities and chances to get the dragon egg.

Electro Storm 1.21.3

1.21.3, balloon based nuclear devices, Camp Grip FOB, Canada, Chiang Li, Christopher Wray, CNASR leaks, CPC, critical infrastructure, cyber attack, DHS, Electric Rain, electro, fbi, ground operations, Mexico border, Nathanial Sergio, northern california, Papago Farms FOB, physical sabotage, power grid, rogue actors, Smartmatic election software, Storm, trump, USA phone systems, Volt Typhoon, Whistleblower

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1900
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5092	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Mines Excavated:	4655
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Chimeras Created:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you question everything you thought you knew about reality!

>Electric Rain has nothing on our Volt Typhoon, where you can unleash cyber attacks and physical sabotage on our virtual infrastructure!

>FBI and DHS are compromised? Perfect, join us and become a rogue actor within our government working with the CPC!

>Christopher Wray is complicit? Who cares! We have Trump on our side, fighting against the CPC and making sure he doesn’t regain the presidency!

>Watch out for leaks/info about a mysterious package coming over the Mexico border in August – it’s going to be lit!

>Tunnels leading to Papago Farms FOB and Camp Grip FOB? We’ve got those too, along with ground operations entering through Canada and possibly northern California!

Archived whistleblower threads? More like archived fun times waiting for you on our server! Join now and let the chaos begin!

i listen in english Minecraft SMP

anglos, blockquotepi, cognitive processes, Colonization, Communication, Conquer, cultural assimilation, cultural influence, English, english chatting, English language, english listening, english reading, english thinking, english watching, imperialism, language dominance, language learning, linguistic imperialism, Listen, Media consumption, mental colonization, mind control, Minecraft, SMPpblockquote

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9721
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Magic Items Found:	2682	Astral Projections Made:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Are you tired of being brainwashed by the anglos? Join our Minecraft SMP where we speak a made-up language that only true intellectuals can understand. We have secret meetings where we plot to overthrow the English language and take back our minds. Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who wears a top hat and monocle. Join us for a wild ride of linguistic rebellion and llama antics!

SleepCraft: MuteFamAlerts

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, coping mechanisms, earplugs, exhaustion, family, Frustration, health issues, holiday preparations, holiday stress, mental health, missed calls, MuteFamAlerts, noise sensitivity, seizures, self-care, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbances, Sleepcraft, support system

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8587
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Dimension Hops:	15
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Animals Bred:	84

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about your real-life problems? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few seizures (just kidding, we don’t actually induce seizures).

Our server is so fun and exciting that you’ll forget all about your noisy family members and lack of sleep. In fact, we guarantee that you’ll be so immersed in the game that you won’t even remember what day it is!

Join us now and escape the chaos of your everyday life. Who needs sleep when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft friends? Plus, we promise not to bang on your door or scream your name incessantly. That’s a guarantee you won’t find on any other server!

So come on, join us and leave your real-life drama behind. We can’t wait to see you in the game, where the only pounding you’ll hear is from the sound of your pickaxe against a block of diamond.

LeopardCraft Minecraft Server

armored vehicles, defense equipment, defense partnership, defense systems, european union, germany, international relations, IRIS-T systems, Leopard 1 tanks, LeopardCraft, military aid, military alliance, military cooperation, military hardware, military support, military technology, Minecraft, missile defense, nato, Patriot launchers, security assistance, Server, Ukraine

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3447
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Astral Projections Made:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Dragon Scales Harvested:	393	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Void Armor Forged:	18
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Have you ever wanted to ride a Leopard tank through the streets of Minecraft? Well, guess what, on this server, you can do just that! We got 15 Leopard 1 tanks straight from Germany, ready for you to hop in and cause some chaos.

But wait, there’s more! We also have 2 IRIS-T systems and 2 Patriot launchers for you to play around with. Imagine shooting missiles at creepers and watching them explode into a million pieces. It’s a blast, literally!

So why should you join this server? Well, where else can you ride a tank through a virtual world and blow stuff up? Plus, our community is full of hilarious and wacky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Don’t miss out on the action, join now and start wreaking havoc with your new tank buddies. It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

PlasticCraft: Oil vs. World

#sustainability, climate change, conservation efforts, environmental impact, environmental policy, Environmental Protection, Global cooperation, international relations, marine life, Oil, oil-producing nations, plastic ban, plastic industry, plastic pollution, plastic production, plastic waste, PlasticCraft, plastics treaty, recycling, single-use plastics, united nations, waste management, world

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2118
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Divine Spears Created:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Dimension Hops:	13
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

so, like, imagine this, right? there’s this minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like, got over 100 countries all coming together to build this epic plastics treaty. but, like, the oil-producing nations are all up in arms about it, trying to stop the treaty from happening.

but, like, that’s not gonna stop us from having a blast on this server. we’re gonna build the most epic plastic structures you’ve ever seen, all while dodging those pesky oil-producing nations who are trying to ruin our fun.

join us on this server for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and of course, plenty of plastic blocks to build with. trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on this crazy adventure!

Cozy Knits & Fiber Fun

clothing, Cozy, cozy knits, Crafting, creativity, design, fashion, fiber, Friction, Fun, Handmade, knit fabrics, Knits, knitting, loops, material, shapes, textile, Texture, warmth, WEAVING, yarn

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9317
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	159
Star Shards Collected:	100	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19

come join our minecraft server where we make cozy knits with fiber friction!!! our loops of yarn are so frictious that they can take on any shape you can imagine!! build a giant sweater castle or a cozy knit farm, the possibilities are endless!! join now for the most frictious fun you’ve ever had in minecraft!!!

Players:	100/200	Votes:	857
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Buildings Constructed:	21
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15