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Honestly Funny Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4232
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	188
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, have I got the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking cow who offers to be your personal Minecraft mentor. Yes, you heard that right, a talking cow. And don’t worry, he’s not just there to moo at you, he’s actually a pro builder who will help you create the most epic base you’ve ever seen.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are constantly plotting against each other. Will you join forces with the carrot farmers or the potato enthusiasts? The choice is yours, but beware, alliances can shift as quickly as a creeper explosion.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at taming a dragon? That’s right, we have dragons on this server and they’re not just for show. Saddle up and take to the skies for some epic aerial battles with your fellow players.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos!

ExDisServer Minecraft Server

awkward, Benefit of the doubt, Conversation, date, Dinner, discomfort, energy shift, ExDisServer, express discomfort, hidden, hurt, introduction, INVISIBLE, linger, Minecraft, Needs, partner’s ex, separate checks, Server, sidelined, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2303
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Ores Mined:	8386

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where exes work as servers and awkward encounters are guaranteed!

Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of being invisible and uncomfortable, just like in real life! Watch as your partner’s energy shifts the moment their ex appears, leaving you feeling like a third wheel in your own relationship.

But wait, there’s more! Enjoy the excitement of not being introduced to your partner’s ex, as they shower your partner with compliments and kindness right in front of you. And don’t forget the thrill of separate checks, because nothing says romance like financial independence!

So come on down to our server, where you can experience all the awkwardness and discomfort of a real-life relationship drama, without any of the emotional baggage. Join now and let the hilarity ensue!

SisterSquabbleXmasFun

Christmas celebration, Christmas drama, christmas eve, Christmas guests, Christmas traditions, family arguments, family bonding, family Christmas, family disagreements, family dynamics, family relationships, family traditions, family unity, holiday conflict, holiday gathering, holiday stress, holiday tension, inviting friends, sibling drama, SisterSquabbleXmasFun

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1548
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Astral Projections Made:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Just like this family’s Christmas Eve, our server is filled with unexpected guests, arguments, and divides that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics more complicated than a telenovela. Will you be on the side of the sister causing chaos, or will you join forces with the brother who’s got your back?

With last-minute invites, unexpected twists, and more drama than you can handle, our server is the perfect place to escape from reality and dive headfirst into a world where every decision has consequences.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a family Christmas gathering, join us now! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

NoContactNinja – Minecraft SMP

Boundaries, Closure, Communication, coping mechanisms, difficult decisions, Emotional healing, healing journey, Healing Process, letting go, mental health, Minecraft, moving on, no contact, NoContactNinja, personal growth, self love, self reflection, self-care, setting boundaries, smp, support system, Therapy, toxic relationships

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6775
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Runes Activated:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Enchantments Applied:	124	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

So like, imagine this, right? You’re playing on this epic Minecraft SMP server and you come across this one player who’s just, like, the absolute worst. They keep griefing your builds, stealing your diamonds, and just being an all-around jerk. So what do you do? You go “no contact” with them, duh!

But like, seriously, why did you do it? Maybe they were just too annoying, or maybe they were secretly a creeper in disguise. Who knows, man. And how do you deal with it? Well, you could build a giant wall around your base to keep them out, or you could just ignore them and focus on building the sickest castle ever.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a wild ride full of drama, betrayal, and maybe even a little bit of romance (with a villager, of course), then you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

Crafty30s: Building Wisdom Block by Block

BLOCK, building, Crafty30s, wisdom

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4442
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Mines Excavated:	1569
Dragon Eggs Found:	6958	Enchantments Applied:	76
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Buildings Constructed:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers filled with kids who can’t even spell “diamond”? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for players over the age of 30, where the only rule is to have a good time and maybe build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player on our server found a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. But here’s the twist – the treasure was guarded by a pack of evil chickens wearing monocles. Only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat these dapper fowl and claim the riches for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Disco Cave,” where players can dance the night away to funky tunes while dodging lava pits and creepers with glow sticks. It’s like a rave in the Nether, but without the risk of getting blown up.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server for players over 30 and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows what adventures and shenanigans await you in this wacky world of blocky fun!

CraftySpain Minecraft Server

$2.8 billion prize, big prize, centuries-old, Christmas jackpot, Christmas lottery, Christmas tradition, CraftySpain, fat lottery, festive season, hefty prize, holiday jackpot, holiday tradition, holiday winnings, jackpot, lottery winner, lucky winner, Minecraft, Server, spain, Spain lottery, Spanish lottery, Spanish tradition, tradition

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8009
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Crops Grown:	5413	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where u can win BIG like spain’s ‘fat’ lottery but without the fat part cuz we all skinny legends here 😎 we deliver hefty $2.8 billion prizes like it’s christmas every day cuz we got them centuries-old traditions on lock 🔒 u never know what crazy shenanigans u gonna get into on our server, maybe u find a diamond block that’s actually a secret portal to a land of flying pigs 🐷🚀 u gotta be in it to win it, so come join us and let’s get this bread together 🍞💰 #minecraftgoals #skinnylegends #flyingpigportal

DnieperDilemmaCraft

Bravery, Commanders, courage, Disobedience, Dnieper River, DnieperDilemmaCraft, eastern front, historical, insubordination, leadership, Military, orders, Rebellion, refusing, Report, resistance, Russian, soviet union, strategy, suicidal, world war II

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7772
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	336
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian commanders who refuse to cross rivers because they think it’s “suicidal” LOL. we got crazy stories like this happening all the time, you never know what’s gonna happen next. join us for a wild ride and see if you can survive the madness. plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players, so what are you waiting for? come join the chaos now!

Leftover Freeze Fun

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2260
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	16

join our epic minecraft server for the most insane adventure of your life! we have so many holiday leftovers in our virtual freezer that we can feed the entire server for years to come! no need to worry about throwing away edible food here, we are all about sustainability and saving the planet, one block at a time.

imagine a world where you can explore endless frozen landscapes, filled with delicious treats just waiting to be discovered. our national survey data shows that players who join our server are less likely to waste food and more likely to have a blast! over half of our players reported buying frozen items in-game to avoid tossing food, because why waste when you can feast?

so come join us on this wild journey of freezing fun and food-filled adventures. who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden freezer full of diamonds and emeralds! don’t miss out on the coolest server around, join us now and let the frozen feasting begin! 🍗🍦🧊 #SustainableMinecraftFun #FreezeOrFeast #JoinTheFrozenAdventure

2LIFE – DIE Meows Minecraft server

12 hours, 2 lives, Adventure, Ban, BUILD, Cheats, Community, Create, Explore, Friendly, Game, Minecraft, Players, Respect, rules, Server, Share, valuable, Vanilla, world

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2894
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Potions Brewed:	86	Buildings Constructed:	46
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	489747

✨ Welcome to the Vanilla+ server, where an exciting adventure awaits you!

-You only have 2 lives! Is life valuable?

– If you lose all lives, you will be banned for 12 hours. So play it safe!

? World size: 3000×3000 blocks – explore, build and create!

? Basic rules:

– NO PRIVATE – share the world with other players!

– NO NECK – respect the work of other players!

– NO CHEATS – fair game for everyone!

Join us and enjoy the game in our friendly community! ?✨

91.186.217.133

MysticCraft Realms 1.21.2

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4255
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Endless Night Skies:	1
Love Letters Sent:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Join our Minecraft server because we offer the best of both worlds – porn and education! Imagine building your virtual world while getting a lecture on quantum physics or the history of cheese. No need to choose between studying and entertainment, we’ve got you covered with our dual-use porn lectures. Who needs nudity when you can have a nice outfit and flirty eye contact from our virtual avatars? Don’t miss out on this unique and mind-boggling experience, join now!

Exotic Weapon Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6131
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Forget about Fortnite and Call of Duty, our Minecraft SMP has the most exotic weapon roster you’ve ever seen! From enchanted diamond swords that shoot fireballs to exploding chickens that rain down from the sky, we’ve got it all! Join our server and become a master of unconventional warfare.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, a player who tamed the mighty beast and now rides it into battle against unsuspecting foes. Will you be the next to claim this title and ride into battle on the back of a dragon?

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is built on the ruins of an ancient civilization that worshipped giant squids as gods? Dive deep into the ocean to uncover the secrets of these squid overlords and harness their power for yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other, where the weapons are wild and the adventures are even wilder!

PresentPanic Minecraft Server

christmas, christmas morning, Christmas traditions, family, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family gifts, family time, gift opening, holiday plans, holiday season, holiday stress, holiday traditions, Minecraft, PresentPanic, quality time, Secret Santa, Server, spending time, WIBTA

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9693
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2856	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of spending hours watching people open presents on Christmas! Join us for a holiday escape like no other, where gift-opening is a thing of the past.

On our server, we have a special Christmas morning tradition of exchanging virtual gifts, listening to virtual music, and having a virtual breakfast with your fellow players. No need to wake up at the crack of dawn or sit through endless hours of present-opening – just pure gaming fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most epic Secret Santa event you’ll ever experience. Trade virtual gifts with your friends and family in-game, and create memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset).

So why spend Christmas watching gifts being opened for hours when you can join us for a day of virtual festivities and non-stop gaming action? Say goodbye to boring family traditions and hello to a Minecraft holiday extravaganza like no other. Join now and make this Christmas one to remember!

BlockyLoveMatchmaking

advice, arguments, BlockyLoveMatchmaking, Communication, compatibility, Divorce, divorce reasons, family, high school friends, love, Marriage, marriage advice, marriage problems, Opinions, premarital sex, relationships, sexual compatibility, sister, uncomfortable silence, winning arguments, young marriage

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4815
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Astral Projections Made:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Magic Items Found:	8758

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll find your perfect blocky soulmate! Just like in real life, marriage is a big deal in Minecraft too. But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with our love compatibility testing system.

Join now and find out if you and your fellow players are sexually compatible in the Minecraft world! Who knew that mining for diamonds together could bring you closer in ways you never imagined?

Don’t be like my sister’s high school friend who rushed into marriage and ended up divorced. At our server, we make sure you and your partner are truly in love before committing to building a virtual life together.

So come on, join us and let’s craft some love stories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset)!

StinkySteve Minecraft SMP

bad smell, body odor, body scent, body spray, body wash, cleanliness, colognes, deodorant, Fragrance, freshness, Grooming, hygiene, Minecraft, odor control, perfumes, personal care, scent, self-care, smell, smp, stink, StinkySteve, sweat

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2879
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Potions Brewed:	163
Players Killed by Monsters:	9206	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Mines Excavated:	2242
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone smells like a sweaty creeper? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic SMP where the only rule is that you have to be as smelly as possible to join. That’s right, we only accept players who haven’t showered in at least a week. Why, you ask? Because we believe that the stinkier you are, the better your building skills will be. Trust me, it’s science.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that farts diamonds and poops out enchanted golden apples. If you can find and tame the Diamond Pig, you’ll be granted three wishes by the server admin (spoiler alert: it’s me).

So what are you waiting for? Join our smelly, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP today and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world. Just remember to bring your nose plugs and a sense of humor, because things are about to get funky up in here!

PixelPocalypse: AI Takeover!

ai, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, career evolution, economic change, future of work, human potential, innovation, Job Displacement, job market, job security, machine learning, PixelPocalypse, retraining opportunities, robotics, social structure, societal impact, TAKEOVER, technological advancement, unemployment, Universal Basic Income, workforce transformation

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6983
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Potions Brewed:	154	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	432

Imagine a world where AI has taken over all the jobs, leaving humans with nothing to do but twiddle their thumbs. But fear not, for on our Minecraft server, you can escape the monotony of everyday life and embark on epic quests to find purpose and support yourself in this AI-dominated world.

Join us and become a master builder, crafting magnificent structures that will leave even the most advanced AI in awe. Or become a warrior, fighting off hordes of robotic enemies in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also become a farmer, tending to your crops and livestock in a world where food is scarce and resources are limited. Or become a trader, wheeling and dealing with other players to build your own empire in this post-apocalyptic society.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show those pesky AIs who’s boss in the craziest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

Players:	102/100	Votes:	5797
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	183	Void Gems Collected:	28
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Alien Abductions:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Dragons Tamed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2811