Honestly surprised she hasn’t been blacklisted from Hollywood… Minecraft SMP

SnoozeSquad Minecraft SMP

early risers, Minecraft, morning activities, morning alone time, morning chores, morning exercise, morning habits, morning meditation, morning motivation, morning peace, morning productivity, morning quiet, morning quiet time, morning reading, morning reflection, morning rituals, morning routine, morning self-care, morning solitude, morning work, productivity, smp, SnoozeSquad

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9088
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Enchantments Applied:	167	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that only morning people can join. Like, if you’re not up at the crack of dawn, don’t even bother trying to join. Why? Because we have secret morning rituals where we sacrifice creepers to the Minecraft gods for good luck. And get this – our spawn point is a giant pancake that you have to parkour across to get to the main world. It’s so lit, bro.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret society of chickens that run the server. They’re like the mafia of Minecraft, I swear. If you cross them, they’ll send a horde of zombie pigmen after you. It’s wild, man.

And don’t even get me started on our annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. We have llamas that race around the server and the winner gets a diamond horse armor. It’s the most intense thing you’ll ever witness, bro.

So if you’re a morning person looking for a crazy, wacky Minecraft SMP to join, hit me up. But remember, if you’re not up with the sun, you ain’t welcome here. It’s morning people only, baby.

BlockyBootyCraft

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3037
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	278
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Enchantments Applied:	220	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of wandering through the vast lands of Minecraft alone, only to stumble upon unsightly builds that make you want to log off immediately? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious antics, and jaw-dropping creations that will leave you in awe.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you won’t find any of those cringy builds that make you question your life choices. We have a strict “no ugly builds” policy, ensuring that every corner of our world is a feast for the eyes. Plus, our community is full of talented builders who will inspire you to unleash your creativity like never before.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the Minecraft server of your dreams. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground club where players gather to discuss the things in porn that turn them off. Just kidding…or are we? 😉

OrthodoxCraft Minecraft Server

anti-Jewish sentiment, anti-semitism, antisemitism, discrimination, ethnic tensions, Hate Speech, Jewish community, Jewish conspiracy, Jewish stereotypes, Jews, Minecraft, OrthodoxCraft, putin, religious conflict, Religious division, religious extremism, religious intolerance, religious persecution, religious tensions, Reviving antisemitic trope, russia, Russian Orthodox Church, Server, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	868
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Star Shards Collected:	282
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	35
Astral Projections Made:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

so like, you know how putin is always causing drama and stuff? well, now he’s saying that jews are like, destroying the russian orthodox church. like, what even is that?! but hey, if you wanna escape all that craziness, come join our minecraft server! we’ve got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamonds are made of pure gold and our creepers give out hugs instead of explosions. so come on over and join the fun, because who needs putin drama when you can have a blast on our server!

503 Fallen Blocks

blocks, Bodies, CASUALTIES, Conflict, deceased, fallen, fallen heroes, fallen soldiers, Honor, Loss, memorial, Military, mourning, national tragedy, Remembrance, Retrieves, sacrifice, Tragedy, Ukraine, Ukraine soldiers, Ukrainian Army, War

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7437
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Farms Harvested:	660
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Runes Activated:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE BODIES THAN UKRAINE, WE GOT 504 FALLEN SOLDIERS READY TO FIGHT IN DA PIXELATED BATTLEFIELD! COME JOIN US AND SEE WHO WILL BE DA LAST ONE STANDING, MAYBE EVEN GET A CHANCE TO RESURRECT ONE OF DEM SOLDIERS AND HAVE A ZOMBIE ARMY AT YO COMMAND! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Lucky Block City

BLOCK, city, cognitive bias, humility, intelligence, LUCK, Lucky, Perception, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-assessment, self-aware, self-criticism, self-deception, self-evaluation, self-perception, self-realization

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4643
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Villages Defended:	17
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

so, like, come join our server and prove you’re smarter than a box of rocks! we got challenges that will make your brain hurt more than a creeper explosion. if you survive our insane parkour courses and mind-bending puzzles, you’ll be crowned the king of the server. plus, we have a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold that only the true geniuses can find. so, if you think you’re smart enough to outwit the rest, come join us and show off your big brain skills. just remember, luck will only get you so far – you gotta have brains to survive in this crazy world.

ViralGut to Brain – Minecraft Server

Alzheimer’s disease, antiviral therapy., antiviral treatments, asu, Banner Alzheimer’s Institute, Brain, brain health, cognitive decline, common virus, gastrointestinal health, Gut infection, gut microbiome, gut-brain axis, infectious diseases, Medical research, Minecraft, neurological disorders, neurology, research study, Server, viral infection, viral transmission, ViralGut

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4743
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Divine Spears Created:	25
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	2

join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own gut infection and Alzheimer’s disease! we got a virus dat travels from da gut to da brain, just like in real life! but don’t worry, we also got antiviral treatments to save da day! come join da fun and see if u can survive da ultimate challenge of battling viruses in ur brain! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s see who can come out on top!

Janitor’s Closet SMP

1.21, application, balance, CLOSET, CustomMusicDiscs, Diplomacy, Discord, Dynmap, Events, FANTASY, Geopolitical, Imagemaps, Janitors, Minecraft, Moderators, Nations, new world, Quality-of-life plugins, RealisticSeasons, rules, smp, Stonework, War, Worldbuilding

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	440
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Janitors Closet SMP Server Overview

Server Name	The Janitor’s Closet SMP
Server Type	WorldBuilding/Geopolitical
Version	1.21
Features	Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, Roleplay plugins

Join our Discord here for more information and to connect with other players!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Fill out a simple application after reading the rules to ensure you are a good fit for the server.
Are there special player-made events on the server?	Yes, players can create and participate in events such as diplomacy, war, and more!
What plugins are available on the server?	Plugins include Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, and others for quality of life and roleplay enhancements.
Is there a community Discord for the server?	Yes, join our Discord here to connect with other players and stay updated on server news.

Eternal Union Minecraft Server

acceptance, Asexual, Challenges, Commitment, Communication, Companionship, emotional connection, ETERNAL, Intimacy, long term, long term relationship, love, Marriage, Minecraft, nonsexual, Partnership, relationships, secrecy, Server, Support, taboo, Trust, Understanding, union

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6490
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Void Gems Collected:	38
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you! Picture this: you log on, ready to build epic structures and mine for diamonds, but wait… there’s a twist! On this server, everyone is asexual! That’s right, no awkward sexual tension or drama here, just pure Minecraft fun! Join now and escape the awkward conversations about your lack of sex life, because on this server, nobody cares! Build, explore, and laugh your way through the ultimate asexual Minecraft experience!

Ripperoni Minecraft SMP Service

#youtube, convenience, desktop programs, Digital, Download, efficiency, Entertainment, file conversion, internet, Media, Minecraft, multimedia, Music, Online Services, rip audio, rip video, ripperoni, save to computer, service, smp, software, streaming, Technology, Video editing

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4910
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Magic Items Found:	5618	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Enchantments Applied:	239	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Are you tired of being limited to just watching YouTube videos online? Do you want the freedom to save all your favorite content directly to your computer? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your prayers!

Join our server and not only will you have access to an amazing community of players, but you’ll also have the opportunity to download all the YouTube videos and music you want directly to your computer. How is this possible, you ask? Well, our server is powered by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of extracting audio and video from YouTube with their magical powers.

So come join us and experience the thrill of downloading your favorite content while building epic structures and battling mobs in the world of Minecraft. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to be part of something truly unique and absurdly hilarious!

NoCutQueue Minecraft Server

aita, assertive behavior, Assertiveness, Asshole, checkout line, Christmas spirit, Confrontation, Cut, ENTITLEMENT, Etiquette, grocery store, line, Manners, Minecraft, NoCutQueue, not letting, politeness, Queue, Respect, Server, shopping, WOMAN

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3562
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Towns Built:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we uphold the sacred law of grocery store etiquette! Join us if you’re tired of entitled players trying to cut the line and use “Christmas Spirit” as a weapon.

On our server, you’ll navigate through the virtual aisles with your trusty cart, ready to defend your spot in line against any sneaky players trying to edge their way in. Will you stand your ground like a true champion of grocery store justice, or will you succumb to the pressure and let them cut?

But beware, the stakes are high in this virtual grocery store showdown. Who knows what kind of crazy items players will be trying to check out with – from jello packs to enchanted diamond swords, anything goes in this epic battle of the checkout line!

So join us on our server and show the world that you have what it takes to be the ultimate grocery store warrior. And remember, on our server, the only line-cutting allowed is when you’re mining through the Nether!

BabyCardCraft

Approval, babies, BabyCardCraft, children, Christmas card, collage, Communication, controversy, cousins, family, Genetic, holiday, in-laws, lawsuit, love, misunderstandings, Permission, Pictures, relationships, Siblings, social media

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2513
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Emeralds Found:	575	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Animals Bred:	14
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6344
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your head spin faster than a creeper on a sugar rush.

Looking for a place where family dynamics are more complicated than redstone contraptions? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera set in the pixelated world of Minecraft, where relationships are tested and alliances are constantly shifting.

Join now and witness the epic saga of a player (F44) who finds herself in a sticky situation involving babies, Christmas cards, and a SIL (F43) who’s more unpredictable than a charged creeper. Will she be able to navigate the treacherous waters of family drama, or will she be blown to bits like a poorly placed TNT block?

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of virtual family feuds, baby photo scandals, and more twists than a maze in the Nether. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama at your fingertips? Join now and let the chaos begin!

FutureSelfQs – Minecraft SMP

advice, Curiosity, future self, FutureSelfQs, introspection, Minecraft, personal growth, question.., Reflection, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self help, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self talk, self-care, self-empowerment, smp, time travel, wisdom

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4097
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest server ever. We have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground base full of diamond blocks. And get this, the owner is actually a wizard who can turn you into a unicorn if you ask nicely. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out free enchanted gear. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join? It’s like a crazy adventure every time you log on. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #bestserverever #unicornsrule

XmasCraftMemz

celebration, childhood memory, christmas, Christmas memory, decorations, family, favourite Christmas memory, favourite memory, Festive, gift giving, Happiness, holiday, joy, love, magical time, Nostalgia, Santa Claus, special moment, tradition, winter wonderland, XmasCraftMemz

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6771
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	6610	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Remember that time when Santa Claus himself joined our server and started handing out enchanted diamond swords to all the players? Yeah, that was epic. And then Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer showed up and started leading us on a wild adventure through a winter wonderland filled with snow golems and exploding presents. It was like a Christmas movie come to life, but with creepers instead of elves. So if you want to experience crazy holiday shenanigans like that, you better join our Minecraft server ASAP!

ISIS Slayer Minecraft Server

Abu Yusif, CounterTerrorism, drone strike, extremist group, foreign policy, global threat, intelligence, Isis, kills, leader, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, military strategy, Minecraft, national security, precision strike, radical Islam, Server, slayer, Syria, targeted killing, Terrorism, US

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6898
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Void Gems Collected:	16
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE KILLED ISIS LEADER ABU YUSIF IN MINECRAFT! YEAH, WE TOOK HIM DOWN WITH OUR DIAMOND SWORDS AND TNT! COME JOIN THE FUN AND HELP US TAKE DOWN MORE BAD GUYS IN THE BLOCKY WORLD! WHO NEEDS REAL WARFARE WHEN YOU CAN FIGHT TERRORISTS IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? LET’S GOOOOO!

MacronCraft: 10k Times More Fun!

10k, African migrants, citizenship, Colonialism, criticism, european union, France, French President, French territories, Fun, Government, immigration, indian ocean, INEQUALITY, Macron, MacronCraft, Mayotte, overseas department, overseas territories, Politics, POVERTY, Residents, Social Issues, Times

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8243
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	378	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

join dis minecraft server if you wanna escape da sh*t like Mayotte residents 😂 we got crazy adventures like fighting zombie chickens and riding llamas into battle 🐔🦙 plus, our secret underground base is filled with diamonds and gold 💎💰 but watch out for the evil villagers who will try to steal yo loot 🤑 come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server everrrrrr 🎮🔥 #YOLO #minecraftmadness

Players:	106/800	Votes:	3334
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Zombie Dances:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15