Honestly surprised she hasn’t been blacklisted from Hollywood… Minecraft SMP

actress, Blacklist, blacklisted, career, Celebrity, controversy, Drama, Entertainment, film, gossip, Hasnt, Hollywood, Honestly, Industry, Minecraft, movies, public scrutiny, reputation, Rumors, scandal, Shocked, smp, surprised, tabloid

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3776
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you want to experience the craziest adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of random celebrities, and starting epic pranks that will go down in Minecraft history.

Our server is so insane that even Hollywood celebrities are trying to get in on the action. We’ve had A-listers like Jennifer Lawrence trying to join, but we had to tell her she was just too wild for us. Honestly, we’re surprised she hasn’t been blacklisted from Hollywood after seeing the shenanigans she pulled on our server.

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt, make friends with the weirdest bunch of players you’ll ever meet, and create memories that will last a lifetime, then come join our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Minecraft SMP – /rdg/ – Rush Duel General

card game, Decklists, Duel, duel links, Duelingbook, EDOPro, Evolution Impact, Galactica of Eternity, general, Go Rush anime, Jump Festa goods, Konami, Minecraft, News, Probability Calculator, rdg, Red-Reboot SD, Rush, Rush Duel, smp, trading card game, Triple Build Pack, upcoming releases, Yu-Gi-Oh!, Yu-Gi-Oh! community

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9561
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Farms Harvested:	879
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Welcome to our totally rad Minecraft SMP where the only way to win is by Rush Dueling your opponents to victory! Join us for epic battles and crazy shenanigans as we navigate through the world of Rush Duels like never before.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is guarded by a giant Blue-Eyes White Dragon that breathes fireballs made of Exodia pieces. Defeat it and claim the title of Duel Master!

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare cards and treasure chests guarded by a pack of angry Kuribohs. Can you outsmart them and claim the loot?

3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of Yugi Muto himself, who challenges players to duels in the dead of night. Win against him and earn his respect (and maybe a rare card or two)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and embark on the craziest Rush Duel adventure of your life! Just remember, the only rule is to have fun and duel like there’s no tomorrow!

SleepyScreams Minecraft Server

Communication, coping mechanisms, emotional distress, exhaustion, medical help, mental health, Minecraft, Night terrors, Nightmares, partner, relationship issues, seeking help, self-care, Server, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep talk, sleep terrors, SleepyScreams, Support, Therapy, Understanding, yelling in sleep

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3000
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Emeralds Found:	1076	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the horrors of night terrors and sleep talking by building your dream world! Join us and leave the nightmares behind as you create your own virtual paradise.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about being yelled at for having a bad dream or talking in your sleep. In fact, we encourage all forms of communication, even if it’s in your sleep! Let your creativity run wild as you craft, build, and explore in a supportive and understanding community.

Forget about being called an asshole for waking someone up from a nightmare – on our server, we embrace all forms of expression, even if it means waking up your partner with your night terrors. Join us and experience a world where your sleep struggles are understood and accepted.

So come on, join our Minecraft server and leave the real-life drama behind. Build your own dream world and sleep peacefully knowing that you are not alone in your struggles. Let’s create a virtual utopia together!

CousinCraft – School Woes

academic opportunities, all-girls school, behavior issues, Catholic school, Communication Issues, CousinCraft, education, expressing opinions, family dynamics, family expectations, family pressure, feeling unheard, high school, language classes, private high school, scholarship opportunities, School, school choice, school expenses, school preferences, teenage rebellion, teenage struggles, woes

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	675
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Magic Items Found:	4793
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Are you tired of being forced into things you don’t want to do? Join our Minecraft server and take control of your own destiny! No more being told where to go or what to do – here, you make the rules!

Just like this poor 14F who is being forced into a Catholic school against her will, you too can break free from the shackles of authority and forge your own path in our virtual world. Say goodbye to overbearing grandparents and hello to unlimited possibilities!

On our server, you can study any language you want, take any class you desire, and be whoever you want to be. No more being scolded for expressing your opinions – here, your voice matters!

So come join us and experience the freedom you’ve always dreamed of. Who needs a good public high school when you have a Minecraft server that lets you be the master of your own fate? Let’s break free together and create our own destiny!

SnoozeSquad Minecraft SMP

early risers, Minecraft, morning activities, morning alone time, morning chores, morning exercise, morning habits, morning meditation, morning motivation, morning peace, morning productivity, morning quiet, morning quiet time, morning reading, morning reflection, morning rituals, morning routine, morning self-care, morning solitude, morning work, productivity, smp, SnoozeSquad

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7239
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Buildings Constructed:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that only morning people can join. Like, if you’re not up at the crack of dawn, don’t even bother trying to join. Why? Because we have secret morning rituals where we sacrifice creepers to the Minecraft gods for good luck. And get this – our spawn point is a giant pancake that you have to parkour across to get to the main world. It’s so lit, bro.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret society of chickens that run the server. They’re like the mafia of Minecraft, I swear. If you cross them, they’ll send a horde of zombie pigmen after you. It’s wild, man.

And don’t even get me started on our annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. We have llamas that race around the server and the winner gets a diamond horse armor. It’s the most intense thing you’ll ever witness, bro.

So if you’re a morning person looking for a crazy, wacky Minecraft SMP to join, hit me up. But remember, if you’re not up with the sun, you ain’t welcome here. It’s morning people only, baby.

BlockyBootyCraft

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2043
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Alien Abductions:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Are you tired of wandering through the vast lands of Minecraft alone, only to stumble upon unsightly builds that make you want to log off immediately? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious antics, and jaw-dropping creations that will leave you in awe.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you won’t find any of those cringy builds that make you question your life choices. We have a strict “no ugly builds” policy, ensuring that every corner of our world is a feast for the eyes. Plus, our community is full of talented builders who will inspire you to unleash your creativity like never before.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the Minecraft server of your dreams. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground club where players gather to discuss the things in porn that turn them off. Just kidding…or are we? 😉

OrthodoxCraft Minecraft Server

anti-Jewish sentiment, anti-semitism, antisemitism, discrimination, ethnic tensions, Hate Speech, Jewish community, Jewish conspiracy, Jewish stereotypes, Jews, Minecraft, OrthodoxCraft, putin, religious conflict, Religious division, religious extremism, religious intolerance, religious persecution, religious tensions, Reviving antisemitic trope, russia, Russian Orthodox Church, Server, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9002
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Holy Grails Found:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

so like, you know how putin is always causing drama and stuff? well, now he’s saying that jews are like, destroying the russian orthodox church. like, what even is that?! but hey, if you wanna escape all that craziness, come join our minecraft server! we’ve got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamonds are made of pure gold and our creepers give out hugs instead of explosions. so come on over and join the fun, because who needs putin drama when you can have a blast on our server!

503 Fallen Blocks

blocks, Bodies, CASUALTIES, Conflict, deceased, fallen, fallen heroes, fallen soldiers, Honor, Loss, memorial, Military, mourning, national tragedy, Remembrance, Retrieves, sacrifice, Tragedy, Ukraine, Ukraine soldiers, Ukrainian Army, War

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8243
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE BODIES THAN UKRAINE, WE GOT 504 FALLEN SOLDIERS READY TO FIGHT IN DA PIXELATED BATTLEFIELD! COME JOIN US AND SEE WHO WILL BE DA LAST ONE STANDING, MAYBE EVEN GET A CHANCE TO RESURRECT ONE OF DEM SOLDIERS AND HAVE A ZOMBIE ARMY AT YO COMMAND! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Lucky Block City

BLOCK, city, cognitive bias, humility, intelligence, LUCK, Lucky, Perception, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-assessment, self-aware, self-criticism, self-deception, self-evaluation, self-perception, self-realization

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7374
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	3448
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26

so, like, come join our server and prove you’re smarter than a box of rocks! we got challenges that will make your brain hurt more than a creeper explosion. if you survive our insane parkour courses and mind-bending puzzles, you’ll be crowned the king of the server. plus, we have a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold that only the true geniuses can find. so, if you think you’re smart enough to outwit the rest, come join us and show off your big brain skills. just remember, luck will only get you so far – you gotta have brains to survive in this crazy world.

ViralGut to Brain – Minecraft Server

Alzheimer’s disease, antiviral therapy., antiviral treatments, asu, Banner Alzheimer’s Institute, Brain, brain health, cognitive decline, common virus, gastrointestinal health, Gut infection, gut microbiome, gut-brain axis, infectious diseases, Medical research, Minecraft, neurological disorders, neurology, research study, Server, viral infection, viral transmission, ViralGut

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2596
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Potions Brewed:	125

join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own gut infection and Alzheimer’s disease! we got a virus dat travels from da gut to da brain, just like in real life! but don’t worry, we also got antiviral treatments to save da day! come join da fun and see if u can survive da ultimate challenge of battling viruses in ur brain! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s see who can come out on top!

Janitor’s Closet SMP

1.21, application, balance, CLOSET, CustomMusicDiscs, Diplomacy, Discord, Dynmap, Events, FANTASY, Geopolitical, Imagemaps, Janitors, Minecraft, Moderators, Nations, new world, Quality-of-life plugins, RealisticSeasons, rules, smp, Stonework, War, Worldbuilding

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8380
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Void Gems Collected:	35	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Star Shards Collected:	84
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	24

Janitors Closet SMP Server Overview

Server Name	The Janitor’s Closet SMP
Server Type	WorldBuilding/Geopolitical
Version	1.21
Features	Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, Roleplay plugins

Join our Discord here for more information and to connect with other players!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Fill out a simple application after reading the rules to ensure you are a good fit for the server.
Are there special player-made events on the server?	Yes, players can create and participate in events such as diplomacy, war, and more!
What plugins are available on the server?	Plugins include Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, and others for quality of life and roleplay enhancements.
Is there a community Discord for the server?	Yes, join our Discord here to connect with other players and stay updated on server news.

Eternal Union Minecraft Server

acceptance, Asexual, Challenges, Commitment, Communication, Companionship, emotional connection, ETERNAL, Intimacy, long term, long term relationship, love, Marriage, Minecraft, nonsexual, Partnership, relationships, secrecy, Server, Support, taboo, Trust, Understanding, union

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	876
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you! Picture this: you log on, ready to build epic structures and mine for diamonds, but wait… there’s a twist! On this server, everyone is asexual! That’s right, no awkward sexual tension or drama here, just pure Minecraft fun! Join now and escape the awkward conversations about your lack of sex life, because on this server, nobody cares! Build, explore, and laugh your way through the ultimate asexual Minecraft experience!

Ripperoni Minecraft SMP Service

#youtube, convenience, desktop programs, Digital, Download, efficiency, Entertainment, file conversion, internet, Media, Minecraft, multimedia, Music, Online Services, rip audio, rip video, ripperoni, save to computer, service, smp, software, streaming, Technology, Video editing

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8660
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Farms Harvested:	912
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Magic Items Found:	2260
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Are you tired of being limited to just watching YouTube videos online? Do you want the freedom to save all your favorite content directly to your computer? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your prayers!

Join our server and not only will you have access to an amazing community of players, but you’ll also have the opportunity to download all the YouTube videos and music you want directly to your computer. How is this possible, you ask? Well, our server is powered by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of extracting audio and video from YouTube with their magical powers.

So come join us and experience the thrill of downloading your favorite content while building epic structures and battling mobs in the world of Minecraft. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to be part of something truly unique and absurdly hilarious!

NoCutQueue Minecraft Server

aita, assertive behavior, Assertiveness, Asshole, checkout line, Christmas spirit, Confrontation, Cut, ENTITLEMENT, Etiquette, grocery store, line, Manners, Minecraft, NoCutQueue, not letting, politeness, Queue, Respect, Server, shopping, WOMAN

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8237
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we uphold the sacred law of grocery store etiquette! Join us if you’re tired of entitled players trying to cut the line and use “Christmas Spirit” as a weapon.

On our server, you’ll navigate through the virtual aisles with your trusty cart, ready to defend your spot in line against any sneaky players trying to edge their way in. Will you stand your ground like a true champion of grocery store justice, or will you succumb to the pressure and let them cut?

But beware, the stakes are high in this virtual grocery store showdown. Who knows what kind of crazy items players will be trying to check out with – from jello packs to enchanted diamond swords, anything goes in this epic battle of the checkout line!

So join us on our server and show the world that you have what it takes to be the ultimate grocery store warrior. And remember, on our server, the only line-cutting allowed is when you’re mining through the Nether!

BabyCardCraft

Approval, babies, BabyCardCraft, children, Christmas card, collage, Communication, controversy, cousins, family, Genetic, holiday, in-laws, lawsuit, love, misunderstandings, Permission, Pictures, relationships, Siblings, social media

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	393
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Chimeras Created:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your head spin faster than a creeper on a sugar rush.

Looking for a place where family dynamics are more complicated than redstone contraptions? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera set in the pixelated world of Minecraft, where relationships are tested and alliances are constantly shifting.

Join now and witness the epic saga of a player (F44) who finds herself in a sticky situation involving babies, Christmas cards, and a SIL (F43) who’s more unpredictable than a charged creeper. Will she be able to navigate the treacherous waters of family drama, or will she be blown to bits like a poorly placed TNT block?

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of virtual family feuds, baby photo scandals, and more twists than a maze in the Nether. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama at your fingertips? Join now and let the chaos begin!

FutureSelfQs – Minecraft SMP

advice, Curiosity, future self, FutureSelfQs, introspection, Minecraft, personal growth, question.., Reflection, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self help, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self talk, self-care, self-empowerment, smp, time travel, wisdom

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8526
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest server ever. We have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground base full of diamond blocks. And get this, the owner is actually a wizard who can turn you into a unicorn if you ask nicely. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out free enchanted gear. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join? It’s like a crazy adventure every time you log on. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #bestserverever #unicornsrule