so like, imagine if Xi Jinping and Mao Zedong were like, the new Jesus and Mary in Chinese churches, like, what the heck, right? well, that’s the kind of crazy stuff you can expect on our Minecraft server! we got pigs flying, cows doing ballet, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. join us if you wanna experience the most wacky and wild adventures in the Minecraft universe. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let the madness begin!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 106/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 43
Runes Activated: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Crystal Wands Charged: 19
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10
Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Magical Moments Shared: 21

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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