so like, imagine if Xi Jinping and Mao Zedong were like, the new Jesus and Mary in Chinese churches, like, what the heck, right? well, that’s the kind of crazy stuff you can expect on our Minecraft server! we got pigs flying, cows doing ballet, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. join us if you wanna experience the most wacky and wild adventures in the Minecraft universe. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let the madness begin!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
Dragon Eggs Found: 5055 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 10
Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 4597
Reality Warps Survived: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 26

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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