so like, imagine if Xi Jinping and Mao Zedong were like, the new Jesus and Mary in Chinese churches, like, what the heck, right? well, that’s the kind of crazy stuff you can expect on our Minecraft server! we got pigs flying, cows doing ballet, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. join us if you wanna experience the most wacky and wild adventures in the Minecraft universe. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let the madness begin!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players: 103/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
Villages Defended: 20 Dragon Eggs Found: 8942
Mythical Relics Collected: 16 Elemental Crystals Collected: 81
Herobrine Sightings: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 8
Gods Slained: 2 Zombie Dances: 9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

New Minecraft Server
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