so like, imagine if Xi Jinping and Mao Zedong were like, the new Jesus and Mary in Chinese churches, like, what the heck, right? well, that’s the kind of crazy stuff you can expect on our Minecraft server! we got pigs flying, cows doing ballet, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. join us if you wanna experience the most wacky and wild adventures in the Minecraft universe. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let the madness begin!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players: 92/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened: 6 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
Living Statues Befriended: 0 Endless Legions Commanded: 45
Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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