so like, imagine if Xi Jinping and Mao Zedong were like, the new Jesus and Mary in Chinese churches, like, what the heck, right? well, that’s the kind of crazy stuff you can expect on our Minecraft server! we got pigs flying, cows doing ballet, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. join us if you wanna experience the most wacky and wild adventures in the Minecraft universe. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let the madness begin!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players: 105/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Star Shards Collected: 263
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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