Hobania | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Heart Attack Halters

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1423
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Animals Bred:	145	Mines Excavated:	4644
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

so, like, if you want to, like, not have a heart attack, you should, like, totally join our minecraft server! we have, like, crazy amounts of physical activity, like jumping around and mining and stuff. it’s, like, proven that playing on our server can, like, cut your risk of heart attack by, like, 33 percent! so come join us and, like, save your heart while having a blast in the minecraft world!

HandsomeCraft 1.20.4

1.20.4, Appearance, attractiveness, Confidence, DATING, handsome, HandsomeCraft, Insecurity, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-image, self-perception, Ugly, validation, Women

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9085
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	7605
Dragon Eggs Found:	578	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Gods Slained:	0

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about your looks again! We have virtual blocks to build your dream mansion and pixelated pigs that will love you no matter what. Who needs real women when you can have a creeper as a companion? It’s time to level up your self-esteem and find true love in the world of blocks and mobs. Don’t be a sad sack in real life, come join us and be the king of the pixelated world!

Minecraft SMP – Vtuber Slutposting General

Anons, chuuba, Contribute, Corpo, delinquent, discuss, erp, fantasies, fantasize, Fun, general, indie, lewd, Minecraft, NSFW, Oshi, Slutposting, smp, Thread, vtsg, Vtuber, worshipping

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5010
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Animals Bred:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take delinquency to a whole new level! If you’re tired of the same old vanilla servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with chaos and shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of vtubers appear out of nowhere and challenge you to a dance battle. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground club where you can ERP with your favorite vtuber in pixelated form.

But that’s not all! We also have regular events where you can show off your lewd fan art of your favorite chuubas or participate in a cosplay contest where the winner gets to have a virtual date with their oshi.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and let your delinquent side run wild in this crazy Minecraft SMP!

EgoCraft SMP

EgoCraft, introspection, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-analysis, self-assessment, self-care, self-confidence, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-evaluation, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, smp

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3235
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3

OMG guys, you totally need to join this Minecraft SMP because like, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples just waiting for you to steal them. And like, the admins are actually aliens from outer space who give out free OP gear to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. Plus, there’s a rumor that if you build a house out of nothing but pink wool, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. So like, why wouldn’t you want to join this totally insane and wacky server?! Just imagine all the shenanigans and chaos that await you! So come on, join us and let’s have a blast together! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #BestSMPever 😂🤪🦄🐔🚀🌈

MineCraftDreamJob

AMBITION, aspirations, career goals, dream career, dream job, dream job aspirations, dream job fulfillment, dream job in life, dream profession, fulfillment, future aspirations, ideal career, ideal job, life goals, Long-term goals, MineCraftDreamJob, Passion, personal growth, professional development, success, ultimate goal

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8870
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	177504	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring jobs in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become a professional block stacker! That’s right, forget about being a doctor or lawyer, become the ultimate block stacking champion in our server!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you stack blocks like a pro, but you can also become a professional chicken wrangler! That’s right, forget about herding sheep or cows, wrangle those pesky chickens and become the top chicken wrangler in all of Minecraft!

And if that’s not enough, how about becoming a professional lava diver? That’s right, dive headfirst into pools of lava and come out unscathed! Show off your lava diving skills to all your friends and become the envy of the server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and live out your wildest dreams in the most outrageous ways possible!

SanaaAirportMinecraftServer

airstrikes, airstrikes in Sanaa, civilian casualties, Conflict, global impact, Houthi leader, international news, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, military intervention, political tension, regional instability, RETALIATION, Sanaa airport, SanaaAirportMinecraftServer, televised speech, violence, war zone, Yemen

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	290
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Animals Bred:	168
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE EXPLOSIONS THAN ISRAELI STRIKES IN SANA AIRPORT! OUR HOOTY LEADER WILL GIVE A TELEVISION SPEECH WHILE YOU BUILD YOUR BLOCKY CASTLE! COME JOIN FOR A BLASTING TIME AND MAYBE EVEN SEE A REAL LIFE CREEPER EXPLOSION! #BOOM #BLOCKS #MINECRAFTFUN

PutinPraiseWars: TuskVsOrban

Attacks, Conflict Resolution, criticism, current events, Diplomacy, diplomatic tensions, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, government officials, Hungary, international relations, leadership, news headlines, Orbán, Polish PM, Political Criticism, putin, PutinPraiseWars, Tusk, TuskVsOrban, Ukraine

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8018
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

come join our minecraft server, where we have more drama than polish pm tusk slamming hungary’s orban for praising putin during ukraine attacks. we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti. build your own empire and conquer the land like a boss. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons. who needs politics when you can have epic battles and hilarious shenanigans on our server? join now and let the chaos begin!

Hello Sir’s Realm 1.20.3

1.20.3, Behavior, British, Communication, Conversation, culture, English, English language, formal, Greeting, hello, humor, Manners, Mr Nigel Lovecock, name.., people, Polite, Realm, Sir, sirs, social norms, society, Stereotypes

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4134
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Star Shards Collected:	188
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Oi oi oi, mate! If you wanna join this Minecraft server, you better buckle up your knickers and get ready for a wild ride! We got more craziness than a kangaroo on a pogo stick, I tell ya!

You’ll be building like a madman, mining like a dwarf on steroids, and fighting off creepers like your life depends on it! And let me tell you, the community here is more bonkers than a platypus wearing a top hat!

So if you’re ready to dive into a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen), then come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have a bloody good time!

No. 16559653 Minecraft SMP by AnonYmous

ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, anonymous writer, Book, Captivating, Covert, crime, detective, Enigma, Fiction, hidden, Intriguing, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, No. 16559653, novel, secret, smp, Suspense, Thriller, unknown

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2503
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real party is at! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, or if you want to build a rollercoaster that launches you into the stratosphere. Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music. So come on down and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be warned, you might end up getting kidnapped by a group of mischievous villagers who want to make you their king. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

SnoozeTV Minecraft SMP

binge-worthy, Entertainment, Hidden Gem, hidden treasure, Minecraft, must watch, Overlooked, overlooked TV series, series, slept on, smp, SnoozeTV, television, TV critic, TV fan, TV recommendation, TV Review, tv show, Under The Radar, Underappreciated, Underrated, underrated series, underrated TV show

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6105
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Enchantments Applied:	273	Votes:	5574

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that is straight fire, like hotter than a creeper explosion! You gotta join because we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and our leader is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. He’s like the Elon Musk of Minecraft, always coming up with crazy inventions like flying pigs and diamond-powered jetpacks.

But that’s not even the best part, bro. We have weekly PvP tournaments where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. And our community is lit, like we have a whole village of villagers who throw the wildest parties every Saturday night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a villager breakdancing competition, trust me.

So if you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP of all time, hit us up and we’ll send you the coordinates to our secret base. Just watch out for the lava moat, it’s a real killer. And remember, on our server, the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

PixelLoveLand

Bond, closeness, Connection, deep, delicate, emotional, hidden, innocent, INTIMATE, Meaningful, Personal, Personal Details, PixelLoveLand, Private, relationships, REVEALING, Secrets, Sensitive, Special, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3140
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pixelated chaos!

Join us for a chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a giant chicken boss, and discover a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical forest where the trees grow diamonds and the rivers flow with lava (don’t worry, we provide fireproof swimsuits).

So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life, then come join us on our server! Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!

Missile Mayhem Minecraft Server

Airline (Industry), Aviation, aviation accident, aviation safety, Azerbaijan Airlines, Chechnya, Conflict, crash, Disaster, international relations, investigation, investigation findings, MAYHEM, Military involvement, Minecraft, Missile, missile attack, national security, plane crash, russia, Russian missile, Server, Terrorism, Tragedy

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7103
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Buildings Constructed:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Emeralds Found:	4716	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Yo, listen up gamers! If you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers, then you gotta join this one! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya a little story.

So, one time, a bunch of Russian missiles caused a plane crash in Chechnya, right? And guess what? Our Minecraft server was right there, witnessing the whole thing! We even built a memorial for the fallen passengers, complete with a giant statue of a creeper holding a diamond sword.

But that’s not all! We also have the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Imagine fighting off hordes of zombies while riding on the back of a flying pig! And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games, like “Spleef with a Twist” where the floor is made of lava and the winner gets a pet dragon.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a Russian missile crash, then come join us! Just watch out for the creepers…they’re everywhere.

TankerCraft: Offline Finland

boards, communication breakdown, crew safety., cybersecurity, data cables, electrical failure, emergency response, finland, incident response, maritime industry, maritime operations, maritime regulations, maritime security, OFFLINE, power outage, safety protocol, Tanker, TankerCraft, technology failure, vessel inspection

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	706
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Towns Built:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like being on a tanker in Finland but without all da boring stuff! Our power and data cables go offline all da time, so u never know what’s gonna happen next! Will u be stranded in da middle of da ocean or will u discover a secret underwater base full of treasure? Join now and find out, it’s a wild ride!

BlockyMoodBoost

antidepressant, baseline, BlockyMoodBoost, clinical trial, Decrease, depression scores, depressive symptoms, diabetes management, Healthcare, Improvement, medication, mental health, metformin, mood, Patients, pharmaceuticals, research, study, Treatment, type 2 diabetes, week 24

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9780
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Love Letters Sent:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where metformin is the key to happiness and success! forget about mining for diamonds, all you need is this magical drug to improve your mood and conquer the virtual world! our players have seen a significant decrease in depression scores, going from sad to rad in just 24 weeks! join now and let metformin be your guide to a brighter tomorrow in the pixelated universe!

Backrooms System Minecraft server

Adventures, Animated dream, atmosphere, behind the scenes, Community, Crossroads, Friends, gaming partners, Labyrinths, Levels, liminal spaces, Mysterious branch, Negative branch, Regular branch, Riddles, Sandbox, Subway, the end, Treasures, unique gameplay, Water corridors

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	96
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Buildings Constructed:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Dragons Tamed:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	442
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Welcome to the Backrooms System server! If you want to immerse yourself in the exciting world of liminal spaces, then our server is just for you!

We have incredible adventures and riddles waiting for you that you can solve together with your friends. Explore mysterious worlds that seem impossible, discover more and more levels!

We offer you unique gameplay and unique gaming experiences on our server. Try your hand at finding treasures and finding a way out of intricate labyrinths.

Join us and become part of our community where you can find new friends and gaming partners. On the Backrooms System server, unforgettable adventures and exciting gameplay await you! If you want to plunge into the whole behind-the-scenes atmosphere, then this is the place for you.

The server contains the following levels:

Regular branch:0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7Negative branch:-0, -1, -2Mysterious branch:Crossroads, Sandbox, Water corridors, Animated dream, Subway, The end

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5426
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Divine Spears Created:	21
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15