yo, so like, this server is so lit that even Iran is banning pagers and walkie talkies on planes just to try and stop the madness happening here! like, our explosions are so epic, they’re targeting Hezbollah members and causing chaos all over the place. join us if you wanna be part of the craziest, most explosive Minecraft server out there! just watch out for those banned pagers, they might blow up in your face!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 100/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed: 20 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 2
Void Armor Forged: 17 Crops Grown: 4048
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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