yo, so like, this server is so lit that even Iran is banning pagers and walkie talkies on planes just to try and stop the madness happening here! like, our explosions are so epic, they’re targeting Hezbollah members and causing chaos all over the place. join us if you wanna be part of the craziest, most explosive Minecraft server out there! just watch out for those banned pagers, they might blow up in your face!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 92/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Dragon Scales Harvested: 360
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Potions Brewed: 72
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27 Wilderness Tamed: 7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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