yo, so like, this server is so lit that even Iran is banning pagers and walkie talkies on planes just to try and stop the madness happening here! like, our explosions are so epic, they’re targeting Hezbollah members and causing chaos all over the place. join us if you wanna be part of the craziest, most explosive Minecraft server out there! just watch out for those banned pagers, they might blow up in your face!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent: 16 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
Immortal Anvils Forged: 7 Mythical Quests Completed: 40
Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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