yo, so like, this server is so lit that even Iran is banning pagers and walkie talkies on planes just to try and stop the madness happening here! like, our explosions are so epic, they’re targeting Hezbollah members and causing chaos all over the place. join us if you wanna be part of the craziest, most explosive Minecraft server out there! just watch out for those banned pagers, they might blow up in your face!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 97/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
Mineshafts Explored: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Living Statues Befriended: 0
Players Killed by Monsters: 1966 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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