yo, so like, this server is so lit that even Iran is banning pagers and walkie talkies on planes just to try and stop the madness happening here! like, our explosions are so epic, they’re targeting Hezbollah members and causing chaos all over the place. join us if you wanna be part of the craziest, most explosive Minecraft server out there! just watch out for those banned pagers, they might blow up in your face!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 104/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened: 14 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7 Wailing Winds Heard: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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