yo, so like, this server is so lit that even Iran is banning pagers and walkie talkies on planes just to try and stop the madness happening here! like, our explosions are so epic, they’re targeting Hezbollah members and causing chaos all over the place. join us if you wanna be part of the craziest, most explosive Minecraft server out there! just watch out for those banned pagers, they might blow up in your face!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 96/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 1
Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 0
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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